The Bureau of Corporate Allegory has been revised and expanded. This, perhaps next to the Gallery of Regrettable Food, is my favorits part of the Institute of Official Cheer.
Hey, I really like this stuff. What can I say?
"It is required of every man," the Ghost returned, "that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world -- oh, woe is me! -- and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!"
-- Jacob Marley's Ghost (A Christmas Carol -- Charles Dickens)