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Mars Needs Women
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EIWSN0/ref=nosim?tag=theagonybooth-20&link_code=as3&creativeASIN=B000EIWSN0&creative=373489&camp=211189
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Daniel Butler
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...since when does Amazon sell construction equipment...
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Jason Abbadon
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For 25k it better come with some kinda hoe.
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TSN
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"Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought"... Synthetic urine, a Hillary Clinton nutcracker, and bacon-shaped band-aids and air fresheners.
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Um Mars, why were you looking for a backhoe on Amazon?
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Mars Needs Women
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I wasn't. I was reading something on Agonybooth and noted the advertisement for a tractor and backhoe. [Wink]
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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
"Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought"... Synthetic urine, a Hillary Clinton nutcracker, and bacon-shaped band-aids and air fresheners.

I was wondering about that.

*goes to ponder what exactly people are doing with backhoes, synthetic piss, a Hilary Clinton Nutcracker, and bacojn shaped band-aids and air fresheners...*

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Oh, god. Don't wonder about that, Sean, or somebody's going to Rule 35 it into existence. And we really don't need "2candidates1cup."

(oh shit, what have I just wrought?)

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Daniel Butler
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Isn't it 34?
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Mars Needs Women
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Don't forget people also bought the Superfly Slingshot Flingshot Flying Screaming Monkey.
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Sean
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And the fake dog terds.

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DB: 34 is the more famous one. But rule 35 states that "if it doesn't exist on the Internet, it must be created."

I forget the exact phrasing.

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Mars Needs Women
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34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

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Dukhat
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You guys missed the best part: "FREE SHIPPING!"
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Sean
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I bet the UPS guy will be pleased to deliver one of these babies.

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