Anyway, in hono(u)r of your 23rd birthday, the members of the Flare community shall line up, and each one will give you 23 whacks on your butt. Jubes gets to use the cat-o'-nine-tails with the metal stud handle. Liz can use the whip. Omega will get to use the feather duster. I'm going to stand over here and take pictures.
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Happy Birthday, Frank! You can stand next to Jeff to get your birthday spankings.
Okay, everyone, get in a line. When I call you up here, you give Jeff his 23 whaps on his butt. Then you move over to Frank and give him 120 smacks on his butt.
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Hearty goodonyers to JeffK. Although I'd like to point out that given the amount of deer DNA that's impacted his car, he's rather a third man, a third pizza, two-ninths Jeep and one-ninth deer. 8)
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If only we knew when Frank's birthday was. I'm sure it was around this time.
Oh well, I'm sure he'll post and tell us.
Happy Birthday Jeff.
"He's half man, half jeep, and half pizza."
"Don't you mean, a third man, a third Jeep, and a third pizza?"
No. You're a big fat mother.
It's my birthday in a month. I'm terrified. I have no important ones left.
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