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I've wanted to hit that fairy-ass in the back of the skull with a baseball bat ever since I first saw those shittanks that some genius marketing exec thought were commercials.
But, I actually do.
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Oh my. An actor said something on TV that he wasn't 100% serious about. Who could ever have imagined such a thing...?
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Your opinion doesn't count though UM. Rob has proved by means of science and magic that the US is better than Canada. Give it up.
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Oh, I'm not debating that, I'm merely saying that the guy is a poohead, and most Canadians like him so much that they masturbate to him thrice nightly. It's very analagous to the whole David Beckham thing, I'd imagine.
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What's a "Canada"? Is that like a state, or something?
No, wait. I remember. Wolverine is from this "Canada".
It's North of Kentucky, somewhere.
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In other news: The ugly dog Bud used to promote it's shitty, watered-down beer is dead, and he was cremated after a small service outside Barstow, Nevada.
Spuds Mackenzie (aged 147, doggie years) has now joined the proud pantheon of ashen beings whose free floating remains populate our atmosphere. Other famous tropospheric castaways: Adolf Hitler, Frank Sinatra, and Miss Cleo's pet poodle, Psychotron.
Having become true, borderless internationalists, it can truly be said that a small piece of them rests within us all.
The Owners of the deceased, Bob Tanoota, of Colorado Springs, and Sally Forth, of Higgstown, were understandably anguished, and could not be reached for comment.
Let it never be said that a spokesman for a beer, whether man or canine, isn't remembered in the hearts of millions forever.
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Well Maggy, your double-sarcasm has confused me, but I don't mind Beckham. Really. He's a good footballer, and quite sweet. Yeah, he sounds a bit funny, and he's easy to mock, but quite hard to genuinly hate. Changing hairstyles is really not the comedy goldmine it appears to be.
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quote: Oh my. An actor said something on TV that he wasn't 100% serious about. Who could ever have imagined such a thing...?
Well republicans get confused about actors, they voted for Reagan didn't they.
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quote:Well republicans get confused about actors, they voted for Reagan didn't they.
maybe it was just a vote against Carter, regardless of who it was (of course, they got someone who fucking blew the commies to hell, so it worked out alright). as far as i can tell, Rosie O'Donnell's ass would have won against Carter in an election.
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