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Author Topic: The Lost CapComs, Part V: "Mr. Shatner, in episode 38. . ." Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       A crowd scene. Lots of jobbing Trekkies in pyjamas. Potential? You decide. -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Fabrux Epic Member Member # 71 posted                       Random Male: Oh, SHIT! I gotta stop looking at all these chicks in tight bodysuits... -------------------- I haul cardboard and cardboard accessories Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       Kirk: "Okay, Mr. Sulu. Help me find Waldo." -------------------- Random Guy in back thinking: "Just another couple seconds, and then I lift up my 'John 3:16' sign." Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Kosh Perpetual Member Member # 167 posted                       Shatner: "These conventions are getting worse evey year." -------------------- Sparky:: Think! Question Authority, Authoritatively. “Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” EMSparks Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut. Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged Jeff Raven Always Right Member # 20 posted                       Evil George Takei: Welcome to Hell, Shatner! These people want your autograph! Shatner: That's not such a bad fate... Evil George: Only the men want their body parts signed! Shatner: Aiiieee! -------------------- The Legend of Jeff Raven: As told by himself Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       George Takei: Bill, come here. Some of your fans wish to have a word with you. William Shatner: Wow, they look pissed. Riot Insighter: We want to talk to you about that whole "get a life" thing, baldy! Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Free ThoughtCrime America Senior Member Member # 480 posted                       "LOOK! SHATNER'S FLY IS OPEN AND HIS THING IS HANGING OUT!" Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Kosh Perpetual Member Member # 167 posted                       Shatner: OK, eveybody, "I'd like to teach the worlds to sing, in perfect harmony... [ July 11, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Kosh ] -------------------- Sparky:: Think! Question Authority, Authoritatively. “Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” EMSparks Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut. Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       Naraht, you're cut. Tanzer you weren't cut.. oh wait.. no, you were. Kerasus, cut.. Mahase, cut.. No-ko.. lu - ah however you say it, you're cut.. listen there are a lot of cuts.. I didn't get to cut everybody I wanted to, but I've cut a lot of you. Why don't you just check the roster to see that you didn't make the cut. Freeman, you are so cut... Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged Sol System two dollar pistol Member # 30 posted                       Kirk: "I won't lie to you. That thing out there...we've never seen anything like it. Some of you may not make it back. And the rest of you certainly won't." *Kirk flashes thumbs up to Decker, who sighs* Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged PsyLiam Hungry for you Member # 73 posted                       *in the middle of the crowd* Han Solo: I really shouldn't be here. -------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged PsyLiam Hungry for you Member # 73 posted                       Everyone: I said I would be wearing...oh, hang on... -------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged PsyLiam Hungry for you Member # 73 posted                       Kirk: If we're all here, who's running the ship? Sulu: Fuck if I care. Kirk: Okay, just for that you're not getting your own command for...13 years. Sulu: Awww... -------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Harry Stormwind City Guard Member # 265 posted                       Kirk: "Get a life!" -------------------- Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged

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