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AndrewR
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I think there are a number of funny captions that can be made from this one photo alone! [Big Grin]

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Siegfried
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Data: And the prairie dog was this big. And Worf still couldn't hit it with the phaser cannon on the Jeep.
Desert Guy: Yep, I hear them prairie dawgs 'round these parts get that big and bigger. Fast little sons of bitches, too. Hard to take down with anything less than a Type V phaser, I reckon.
Berman: Why am I even here? I should be back at my office counting my fat wad of cash.

[ March 25, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Siegfried
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Data: Gentlemen, please focus your attention on me. Look directly at me, please. Do not look at the Klingon pissing in the bush. Look at me, please.

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Siegfried
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Brent Spiner: Well, Patrick, Mike, and myself are all hear to film Star Trek: Nemesis. How about you?
Safari Guy: I was told we were filming Crocodile Dundee IV: The Outback Strikes Back, but this other guy says they're shooting City Slickers III.
Patrick Stewart: Is Michael pissing in the bush?

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Hobbes
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Data: "So we take a left at the giant plot device 2 kilometers northwest to get back on the freeway?"

Picard: "I told you it was a left not right."

Worf: "All I wanted to do was stop at the rest stop for 5 minutes. Now I'm going to give this bush hell."

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Data: "No, no, Picard had the keys last."

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Jason Abbadon
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Spiner: "So I think we should say that Data's dick is this big."

Stewart: Thats not in the script I approved!

Safari Joe: "Who talked you losers into wearing black in the desert?!?"

Berman: "This is gonna be the best Trek movie ever! I can tell!"

Dorn: (thinking) NO matter how hard this sucks, I'm buying another plane with the royalties.....mabye that old P-38...mmmm

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
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Siegfried
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Brent Spiner: I'm sorry, but I don't see why Picard gets to drive the Jeep. Data has flown the ship and its shuttlecrafts more times than Picard ever has. I should be driving the Jeep.

Patrick Stewart: Bitch, please. I'm the captain.

Stuart Baird: God, this is why I usually stick to editting.

Rick Berman: Jesus, I should never have let Stewart and Spiner mess with the script.

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Saltah'na
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Data: Should I take a left or right at Albuquerque?

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AndrewR
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Spiner: "Ok which is the REAL Picard - this one or the one in the dune-buggy, overthere!?!"

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Siegfried
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Picard: Worf, what the hell are you doing!? Someone's jacking our ride!

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Mars Needs Women
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While Stewart and Spiner talk with the production staff, Dorn takes the time to get to know the local plantlife in the area.
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AndrewR
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Spiner: Dorn says he's not moving until Star Trek: Enterprise continues filming.

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Siegfried
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Spiner: Look, all I'm saying is that we can make Nemesis appealing to the MTV crowd by entering our Jeep for Pimp My Ride.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Jason Abbadon
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Spiner: "I told you guys that the manaquin of Michael should have shoulders at least this wide.
This looks fake as hell.
I say we just pay him to be in the movie: we dont have to give him more than three or four lines to make him happy, you know..."

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