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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Let's see what humor this inspires.

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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B.J.
Space Cadet
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Hey Dick, can I drive now? Please?
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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"Lured by a positronic signal to an inhospitible wasteland, our hero must flee from savage natives in his high-tech dunebuggy to his waiting shuttle!
Luckily, he was able to find all the buried parts of a new (semi-retarded) press secretary first..."


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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Dick only got an old man, I gonna get me a non english speaking sp.....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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...aniard (is what he was about to say)

I sure hope them Bush boys know what they're doin' /Waylon Jennings

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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Star Trek XI: Return of the Dune-buggies.

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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AndrewR
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Can someone change that to Springfield Bear Control!?! [Smile]

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Grokca
Senior Member
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Bush: So what does a Canadian look like?

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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AndrewR
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Bush: "I'll yell when I see any Frenchians".
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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To the right is where we'll put the minefields..."

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Dunebuggery.
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Mars Needs Women
Sexy Funmobile
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Mr.Bush scours the country, intent on capturing his most elusive foe to date - intelligence.
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Mikey T
Driven
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The Dukes of Hazzard II: the Bush Wars

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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AndrewR
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Geogre Dubya on his latest visit to Iraq.

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Mars Needs Women
Sexy Funmobile
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A sneak preview of Cannonball Run III with special guest apperance by George W. Bush.
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