My name is Simon, and I...I purchase Star Wars action figures.
It's really rather odd. I don't exactly...shall we say...fit in with most of the others doing their shopping. I have no unkempt wispy beard, for instance. And I have use of both my eyes.
But come on, toys are fun.
As far as availability goes...don't worry. I don't know what it's like elsewhere, but I can't go into a store without getting hit in the face by a rack of Phantom Menace toys. They are quite literally everywhere, in large quantities.
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