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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

http://www.herdthinners.com/kk950905.html

I'll try not to go overboard this time.

--Baloo

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I'll try to ensure I post only links hereafter, but to tell the truth, this one had me spitting soda.

--Baloo

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Erm... What's the wife supposed to be? Some sort of really tiny dog?

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[This message was edited by TSN on March 25, 1999.]

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Looks like a fox to me.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

She's a wolf.

http://www.herdthinners.com/kk961120.html

Actually, between the one above and this one, she's come down with "spontaneous domestication". If her boss finds out, she could be fired.

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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

Yes, that's all good and well, but what do you get when you breed a wolf with a rabbit?

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I won't spoil it for you. Start from the beginning.

--Baloo

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Er.. [italian mob accent] I don't get it.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

http://www.herdthinners.com/kk970722.html

Here's a clue.

I think if you select "Index (Old-to-New)" you can go to the first one and surf your way through them sequentially. That's what I'm doing.

--Baloo

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

(I can't resist!)

I fully agree!

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Um, what's a SYSOP?

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He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!

Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

System Operator. Go try out a BBS or Compuserve sometime.

(The rabbit guy there apparently works for Compuserve).

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Been there, done that:

PS: Be patient folks. This is just a phase I'm going through.

[This message was edited by Baloo on March 26, 1999.]

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

True love:

http://www.herdthinners.com/kk980714.html

Ain't it (750) grand?

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

At my school, they just used chalk.

http://www.herdthinners.com/files/kk980923.gif

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... So, is she a really tiny wolf, or is he just one huge-*ss rabbit?

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

He's a six-footer, and I don't know if that includes his ears.

Here he is with his brother-in-law:

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I finally finished the dailies. Now I discovered the "Sunday Funnies".

Here's the first one:

http://boardwatch.internet.com/mag/95/dec/bwm18e.html

They're indexed here:
http://www.herdthinners.com/sunday.html

--Baloo

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