This is from an actual commercial that was shown on TNT yesterday:
Scary.
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Posted by Holst on :
I knew it! I knew it! I knew Microsoft was involved with the teletubbies from day one. It wasn't just enough that they controlled so many home computers. They had to go after the most innocent people of our society. And furthermore....... shoot, I have to go now. My doctor says I have to take my pills every three hours.
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Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Yet another world domination scheme on Microsoft's part.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Wow. Imagine what would happen if Macintosh were somehow involved. The evil would become utterly inconceivable!
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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
That's just great! Martha Stewart has added Bill Gates to her unholy alliance of doom! As if the Teletubbies, Barney, and Celine Dion weren't enough!
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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
No comment on the Celine Dion reference. I'm too tired.
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Posted by Chimaera on :
Well, look on the bright side, if they're anything like the other products Microsoft produces, chances are they'll turn blue and stop working a few minutes after kids start playing with them.
As for world domination, well, this is only a small part of the grand scheme known only as The Project.
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
*shrug*
Nothing wrong with a good roll in the grass and a search for your special thing.
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
Right...time for open insurrection. I'm arching on Redmond...*L* =)
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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Open your eyes, people!
You've seen the pernicious connection between Microspawn and the Tele-abominations, but yet you fail to recognize the third and final component in this Triumvirate of Chaos: TNT !!!
Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
DIE GATES, DIE!
(or get rid of the billions you never use anyway and give it to, say, Africa, change your clothes, sell your 49 other houses, sell the 300 cars you don't use, change your haircut, and act normal. The former is easier)
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
Gives a whole new meaning to Tinky Winky being interactive, doesn't it.
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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
You know, they really look like they're grasping something in front of them, and thrusting their hips. . . You could have a lot of fun with these! }B)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Awww, those Micro-tubbies (or do you prefer Tele-softies?) look so adorable when they're about to start doing the Time Warp.
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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
*finds nothing wrong with Celine Dion - as long as her songs stay out of my head*
*agrees with TSN on how to make the evil even more ultimate*
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
*bludgeons Elim and Tim*
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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
Oh, I saw those in Best Buy. That's nothing though. They had Microsoft Talking Barney last year.
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
You think we could get the Barney and Laa-Laa ones together an dhave them fight it out?
With a Furby as Ref of course.
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
For the ultimate fight, get Barney, Tinky Winky, and Dipsy together, and send in the Drazi. It wouldn't last long, though.
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