Oh, by the way...... There is some talk that Charles may allow me to play with the color scheme and things...... Don't get your hopes up, but it may happen.
Yummy pizza.
Posted by The_Evil_Lord (Member # 256) on :
Uh-oh. *Flashback to the... to the
GREEN
*
Pizza... hmm, I think I'm going to get myself one of those miniature ones, they're unbelievably tasty
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Uh-oh. Frilly and pink! RUN!!!
Yeah, right. More likely to be black, red, and silver. Or Green.
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
I'm a professional graphic designer. Please have a little more faith in me than that. Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Puce. I'm a big fan of the puce. Or chartreuse... that'd look nice, if I could spell it right Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Sky blue, perriwinkle, and fuschia ALL THE WAY!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Dear God, save us from arty student types, anal Star trek fans, and professional graphic designers.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Is that...Capps-style salami?
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
Capps-style salami? Saroo?
And, since I'm most likely going to be re-doing this..... any requests for color schemes?
I can't do anything about the layout, though. Only the colors, the Flare logo, and the post new/reply buttons.
Posted by MsChris (Member # 445) on :
*takes out purple crayon*
How about purple polk-a-dots? Stripes? OH! OH! Swirls!
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
I think you should go with a dark blue and purple background. If you ever need any help with design, my contact is in my profile. I've done a lot of graphic design, but none of it paid, just for myself and for sites that I've done with friends.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I have a thing for gradients. But I'm weird.
Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
Glowiness! Eclipses and Flares are glowy things.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I think you set the science of astronomy back several hundred years with that statement. . .
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
I'd like a mix of the current config and Infinity's proposition. I love cobald blue, so cobald blue, grey and purple would be my vote.
I've grown fond of black text on white background like we have now, but perhaps a small toning-down of the white (it irritates the eyes), like maybe more eggshell/ivory/cream?
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
Keep in mind that Charles has to approve, as well.
I think we'll be keeping with the lighter colors, but I may try toning down the white, and incorporating some purples.
The main thing, is that it has to go with the eclipse. So we'll see.
I don't need any help, Infinity, but thanks for offering.. I've done this many times.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
EFF Charles' approval. Withhold sex until you get what you want.
Assuming you can hold out that long.
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
*ROFL*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Yes. Do that the next time he wants it. That'll destroy him.
Unless the "l" stood for something else.
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
You're considerably involved in sexual speculation for a gay man Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
?
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*giggles*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Gay men aren't allowed to be involved in sexual speculation now?
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Nothing like that, it's just like when people make fun of me when I talk about weed, never tried the thing, but I speak in it's favour constantly. Same with you, I assume that you have not had sex with a woman, so therefore you wouldn't be very qualified to speak on the matter.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Erm... You do realize that Liam is straight, don't you?
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Didn't he say he was gay a while ago, or someone said he was gay, or something like that, goddammit, why must crazy shit always happen, can't people just say they're gay or not gay and carry on with their lives!! ARRGH!!! Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It's tough trying to describe my current facial expression. My eyebrows are presently raised at least 5 centimetres above my head.
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
*gives Liam aspirin* That's gotta hurt.
Infinity, for the record, I'm Bi. Just so that I don't get accused of being straight or gay later on by people.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Yay for bisexuality!
Serious. I've taken to claiming to be "latently bi" lately. (Yes, I'm AWARE it's a cop-out) While there's a very high chance I'd never ever engage in sexual relations with another man, this does not prevent me from making such comments as "GodDAMN, I would SO let Henry Rollins pork me if he wanted!" or "Good GODDESS, could Brad Pitt be any more fuckable in 'Fight Club??'"
This is a source of great amusement to many friends.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*takes Asprin*
Thanks Jubes. I have now changed my expression to that worn by Dee Dee when Mr Fuzzums left her life.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
For the record, Homo Sapiens is bi. Our minds have the capacity to bond with both sexes, hence the worn "if you were stranded on an island" story. It's a fact, as long as the intellect doesn't fight the emotions.
I seem to recall a quote, "Our ethics are determined by what we do when no one is around".
Posted by Daniel (Member # 453) on :
O.O;; (anime wide eyes with double sweatdrop) Okayyyyy... Interesting topic tangent going here.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Thank you Nimrod. With your qualifications in human behaviour, as well as fastidious approach to research, I am glad that you can prove, with facts, than Homo Sapiens is bisexual.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
But what if you're not a member of Homo sapiens, hmm?
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Then you are free to build a haven for those who aren't human, maybe a big metal station in earth orbit, forged by the power of magnetism*, eh? nudge-nudge
Liam: You don't need to thank me, it's been known for a long time in scientific and socionomic circles.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Ha. Magneto or Apocalypse I isn't. Simply Homo superior ornithensis.
Jubes: please note to Herr Kappandant that the shade of blue he hath chosen is exactly the same as used on the Tampax website. Do no question why I know that or why I have have been to their website. DO question WHY they HAVE a website, however.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Ah. I suppose you have an adamantium skeleton as well, Shik?
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
No, not exactly.. theirs is more blue.
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Well, I'm sitting here, freaked out at the current situtation and topic tangent, which oddly I happened to start unintentionally, and for a sec there I noticed CC's sig and was laughing my ass off. That is gotta be one of the fuckin' funniest things I've heard in my life! On a side note, I am not gay, nor bisexual, but there are certain women that I find SO unnatractive that if they were the last women on earth I'd rather do it with a guy, ofcourse only if my hands were broken as well. Pointless?? Maybe... Foolish? Probably.... Worth typing? Ofcourse not! Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Ha. No, simple bone, Liamatrix. The wings, however...
Posted by Jubilee McGann (Member # 99) on :
*is not going to question her boyfriend as to how HE knows the difference in colors between these ones and the tampax website*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
At the risk of destroying everyone's fun, I guess he looked. The curiousity must have got to him.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Regarding Nimrod's assertion... I would guess the human mind is capable of being bi (well, duh), but that doesn't mean everyone is. I'm sure there are plenty of people who will never find themselves sexually attracted to a member of their own gender. For example... I'm straight, but I suppose you could say I'm slightly closer to being bi than a lot of guys, because most guys (that I've met, anyway) are disgusted by the idea of sexual contact w/ another man. Personally, I wouldn't be bothered by it. I don't feel any desire to go out and do it, but, if I found myself in such a situation (for example, my ex-girlfriend and I once had a conversation about threesomes, and she said she'd be interested in both the idea of a second girl and the idea of a second guy), I wouldn't really care. So, um... Where was I? Oh, yes... I'm thinking there are varying degrees of bisexuality, and one of those is a degree of zero: someone who would simply never end up attracted to their own sex, even if they weren't influenced by an anti-gay society.
How do I end up ranting about the oddest things?
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
How do my topics always end up sexual somehow!?
I must still be the SexGoddess at heart.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
A sex goddess.....but not..THE sex goddess...
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
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[ June 18, 2001: Message edited by: InFiNiTy is a ]
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Absolutely, Infinity, and to respond to TSN's most valid comment, yes, there must be as many degrees of it as there are people on this planet.
Funny, I was going to post an addendum to my first post, saying that man is capable, that is, even one that first doubted it.
Now how about those anarchists at the top meeting? *farmhand* -Nah, 's a bunch o' bollocks...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Pooor old Infinity. If only someone'd warned him when he started here that we're all gays and lesbians.
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
I am totally okay with you being gays and lesbians, it's when you start talking about it that freaks me out Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Check. No more threads starting with "when I was being anally penetrated last night. . ." 8)
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Good, now that we have that out of the way, what's up y'all?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I'm super, thanks for asking. . . 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Freaks you out?"
You worry me, son.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Never mind, Liam. That went so far over Infinity's head, he didn't even need to duck. . .
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It's frustrating isn't it. You go to all the effort of making a delicious pun, and no-one gets it. We should start killing things.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Shik: Yes, THE sex goddess. Ask everyone! I used to be the Forum sex goddess. Only, after I started dating Charles, he thought it might be wise if I stopped spreading my sexiness around.
So now Liam is the temporary sex goddess until I can re-assume the role.
Infinity: Son, I'm sorry, but if hetero people can talk about being straight, can kiss in public, and get married, etc... then homosexual people can, too. You don't like it? Avert thine eyes.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Hmmm....I know quite a few sex goddesses who might want to challenge you...actually, I'd LIKE them to challenge you. Oh, to be watching THAT battle...AND to hold the PPV rights!
Up with flamboyant homosexuality! While I've yet to be like Bob Saget & suck cock for crack, I'm more than sure I'll have to do it for caffeine one day. Or Munchos. I REEEEEALLY like Munchos.
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Not what I meant, I'm all for free speach, but it's just a personal thing, if you asked a personal favour of me, I would consider granting it, this is the same, it's not like I'm Hitler and I'm forbidding people from communicating their ideas, but feel free to condemn me for it, I don't mind.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Actually, I'm not overly keen when hetro peope start bragging either. Let us all remember Charles when he started dating Jubes. Let us weep. And let us remember how Lee almost went down that same road. And let us be thankful that Simon is still available, for his bragging, like his sexual energy, would surely be legendary.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee et Liam: My brain must have been affected by the thread, 'cause I don't see the pun, either... Infinity said "what's up", and the responses were "I'm super" and "I couldn't be better"... I mean, if there had been an erection joke in there somewhere, I would have understood, but... *shrug*
Actually, that last post by Infinity is beyond my understanding, too. Is it just me? Am I getting senile at age 20?
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
I think that we should hold off on sexual intimacy on the forums for everyone, cuz even if it is heterosexual, it could be with some very beastly woman of who even the thought makes me throw up *cough* Biance*cough* (The one from Destiny's child) So as a personal favour to me, I ask that people limit themselves when discussing their sexual lives. By that I mean, you can just leave it at "If you know what I mean *wink, wink*" Instead of going into all of the details. Ofcourse if someone requests details, you are at your own discretion to post them or not, and I will not mind. Again, I'm not imposing any rules, cuz I'm not an authority, I'm just asking nicely.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
That just SCREAMS for me to extragraphically describe exactly what I'm going to be doing to & with my girlfriend in 2� weeks. Techniques, speeds, diagrams, charts, colorful metapho(u)rs....
On the other hand, maybe I SHOULD. Some'a you sad fucks might learn somethin'. Ha.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Oy! *L* Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Heh...but I made her LAUGH..!
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
That's Beyonce. Sheesh.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*sigh* Tim, Tim, Tim. . . We were quoting lines from Big Gay Al's song "I'm Super" from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
And I resent the assertion that I was bragging. All I did was say I had sex on a tumble dryer! It was done for ironic humourous effect. I could have been making it up for all you knew. I wasn't, I really DID have sex on a tumble dryer (it was kinda uncomfortable, we ended up on the floor), but that's not the point! Bragging? You ain't seen nothing yet!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Surely "You aien't heard nothing yet"?
And you don't see my bragging that I've got a new hair cut, do you? So you stop now.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Actually, I was gonna get a webcam. But, since that's obviously not a popular idea, I'll just have to tell you all about it instead. 8)
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Man.. *pokes Lee* Infinity would have loved that big joke of a thread you and I put together that one time. Maybe I should have Charles bring it up out of the archives just to scare the bejezesus out of him.
And Charles didn't brag that much when we started dating.... it was when our relationship got more serious. And now he doesn't brag at all. Hmmf.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Tsk. Men, eh?
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
I see people aren't too keen on doing others a simple favour. As to Beyonce, I didn't know, but I should have figured, cuz that's almost how Beyotch is spelt Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I haven't talked about a single gay sexual experience I've had since you asked Infinity. I don't know what else I can do.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee: See, I've neither seen the "South Park" movie, nor do I intend to, so I didn't get it. :-)
Posted by InFiNiTy is a (Member # 531) on :
Actually I was reffering to Shik and his overwhelming desire to do it in spite, but thank you for your consideration, it is appreciated.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Well, you'll have to wait 3 weeks for it...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And why do you not intend to see it Timmy? Eh? It's one of the funniest 5 films of the 90s. Even friends of mine who don't like the TV show loved the movie. Go and watch it. And then send me money.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
I suppose a lot of people steer clear of it seeing as it's in the Guiness for "Most curses in cartoon movie". It's 81 minutes, has 399 curses and 128 'obscene gestures'. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Yes. That's the genius of it. You see, when someone uses the phrase "mother-fucker", it just comes across as generic swearing. You don't actually think of it in terms of someone fucking your mother. The swearing in the South Park movie works because it brings the images to mind. Donkey raping shit eater. Cock sucking bitch master. And so forth.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Just fast forward through the "Uncle Fucker" song, and you'll be fine, the rest of it is pretty good.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Unless you're Canadian, what's wrong with the Uncle Fucker song?
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Uncle fucker isn't really offensive to Canada, infact, I don't recall it saying anything anti-canadian. Now blame canada, is an ant-canadian song, and i do object to that, even though it's an example of american ignorance and arrogance which i find funny most of the time.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*pokes Infinity* Not all Americans are ignorant or arrogant. Don't generalize if you don't want us to generalize. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Methinks that Infinity has missed the point of "Blame Canada." It's not about bashing Canada, it's about the parents blaming anyone and everyone but themselves for the nasty behavioral turn that the children of South Park made. The last line of the song is "...before anybody thinks of blaming us!"
Of course, I thought it was kinda cool when Canada bombed Baldwin Manor. That was funny, in my opinion.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"America it still realing from the latest Canadian bombing, which has taken horrible toll on the Arquette residence".
Aren't Parker and Stone Canadian?
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
Note: It's Beyonc� Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Accent marks are beyond the capability of my tiny mind to grasp, but yes, you're absolutely right.
[ June 22, 2001: Message edited by: Sol System ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Liam: nope, they are both United States citizens. Trey Parker was born in Colorado; Matt Stone was born in Houston. They met while studying at the University of Colorado, I believe.
Posted by Black Knight (Member # 134) on :
Well, I just read through one of the most...interesting...threads I've ever seen, but I wanted to make clear that this is one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet: Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
PsyLiam: What does "Parker and Stone" have to do with the Arquette family?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
In the South Park movie, war is declared between the US and Canada. Canada fired the first shots, bombing the Baldwin residence ("Hey, Alec, you know what's bad about being a Baldwin? NOTHING!"). The US then starts bombing Canada, and, in retaliation, Canada bombs the Arquettes.
Was that worth it?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
No, Liam. The proper question is, "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Doubtful.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Jeff, you are SUCH a killjoy!
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Sowy
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Ahh, it's okay, Jeff. Here, have a cookie! Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Tell me Nickie, did you dunk da cookie? Did ya dunk it in da milk?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*saves BK's little image* Hey, fame at last. �)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
*L* 
