I am not, repeat, NOT romantically interested in Liz LaFrance. It was a joke, one that I believe people are taking way too seriously. I would not allow myself to become interested in a woman six years older than myself, who lives on the other end of the country. Even if she moved here, she doesn't want kids, so again, no interest. Liz is a very sweet, attractive girl, and if it wasn't for those few details I might have a problem on my hands. But as it is, I don't. So get your minds out of the gutter, people.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Ok, so, just so I've got it right, you're in mad love with and plan to marry Liz? Got it. Speaking of which, she's 6 years older? Doesn't that make her 23?
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :
I'm probably going to get toasted for this, but...
Who?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Why would have been my question.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Well, if Who and Why are taken, and What is kinda insulting to Liz, I guess that leaves me with How.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
I claim "When?"
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
oh, oh, I CLAIM 'WHERE'!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, crap, that knocks out the 5W's and H of journalistic probing. I guess that leaves me with...
Huh?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You do realize, Omega, that no one will ever let you live this down?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You shot who in the what now?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
No, no, no, Omega's trying to convince everyone he's not lusting after Liz.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Yeah yeah, sure sure.....
We say you do, so therefore, you do.
And that's the official record.
Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
Two questions.
1) What the hell is everyone smoking?
2) Where can i get some???????
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Rhuludian crystals, Rinax
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If Liz is six years older than Omega, that makes Omega fourteen. Interesting...
Oh, and I, for one, don't believe a word Omega says in that post. :-)
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
"Memophobia (me�meu�pho�bi�a) n. [U] a fear of not being heard unless one issues memos constantly/frenetically: She gets memophobia in offices and workplaces. -adj. memophobic."
Thanks, Jeevesy!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
So... the way to get everyone to believe something is to deny it? Great!
I am NOT your Dictator! You do NOT owe me your unfailing allegiance! I am NOT carrying on an illicit menage-a-trois with Tori Amos and Anna Faris!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Contrary to the title of the thread, I find nothing is made particularly clear. In fact, this thread has broken some of my basic assumptions about the nature of the universe. Iconoclasts all, now I am confused and scared. Please hold me.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Rob, listen, when the nice men in white coats come ...
quote:Please hold me.
Captain Mike, you have stolen that line from PsyLiam. You're sentenced to one week solitary with Omega.
[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
No, he stole it from Chief Wiggum
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Heresy. Two-weeks in solitary, with Omega and MIB.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Hey! I just got out of solitary! Why do I have to go back in order to punish someone else?
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Albatross!
Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :
�Que? Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
The animated series episode?
If you seriously think i would listen to a punishment from a Snay.. let alone a malnurtured one...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Like you even know what a (much less, a Malnurtured) Snay is.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Rob, listen, when the nice men in white coats come ...
You think they can defeat me?? NO ONE can defeat me!
For I do have more in common with the great Chthulhu than my stunning good looks! Merely being in my PRESENCE for more than thirty seconds causes an overwhelming drain in sanity!
Damn... what was IN that pill??
[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Merely being in my PRESENCE for more than thirty seconds causes an overwhelming drain in sanity!
You're obviously speaking of another right-winger on Flare whom I shall not mention.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I like this quote from Jeff...
"Rob, listen, when the nice men in white coats come ...
"Please hold me."
BTW, that shouting of "Albatross!" actually made me laugh aloud. Well done. :-)
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Ah yes. Solar Flare Forums, the last bastion of intelligence and maturity on the internet.
Riiiiight.
Give the kid a break.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Give the kid a break.
If he wants a kit-kat bar, he can go out and buy it himself. Whats he looking for, a handout?
Seriously, though, you don't see me devoting a thread to debunking stories about me and deer. If I did, I'd certainly be asking for a wave of sarcasm. Yeeesh.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
You mean the stories about the horny deer throwing themselves at your Jeep to hump your front bumper? Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Liz got a good laugh out of this thread...
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
My task is therefore complete. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Does that mean you'll be returning to your home planet now?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Not quite. I still have to pick three to come back with me.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
How about Elvis, Bigfoot, and Ronald McDonald?
Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
What kind of stupid comment was that? Everyone knows Ronald McDonald can't leave the planet. Who'd invent all those cool Happy Meal toys?? Jeez. think before you speak.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
*has evil thought*
I say we turn this into the Interrogation of Omega and LOA, just to see our resident Right-Winger and our resident Babe squirm.
Huh? Did I hear someone say "Together"?
*runs out*
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
For the record, I'd just like to state that I'm 20 years old, as opposed to 23. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
So Omega's 14?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
My apologies. I was thinking of a different forumite. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
What a second, isn't Jeff Kardde twenty-three?
You mean to tell me the person that is six years older than Omega that he is interested in is... JEFF KARDDE!?!?!?
Who knew!?
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
I am bearing Omega's love child.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Okay, that just scares the living hell out of me. Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
Am I correct in assuming that LOA is Liz and that she is the lady in the prom pics that we were allowed to see a while ago?
[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: akb1979 ]
Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :
Yes.
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Hold everything! Jeff is Omega's lovechild???? Omega, say the words...
LOA: Weeeeee!
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Well, if the juicyest rumor you have is that you like some chick (exuse me liz) over the net..you seriously need to get out more. A lot more.
But either way, take it easy
[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: Daryus Aden ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Who said it was the juciest rumor I had? I just am tired of this particular one.
How you doin', Daryus? Haven't seen you in a LOOONG time. Hope you're not having any trouble during all this mess, what with your ancestry and all...?
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Contrary to current popular belief, there are worse things in the world than being thought of as dating me.... In fact, and I may be biased here, but the actual ACT of dating me can't be that bad... right? Well, you'd think..... but I could be wrong......................... Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Contrary to current popular belief, there are worse things in the world than being thought of as dating me
Oh, certainly. But people don't think I do any of those things. Except maybe starve children and put arsenic in water, but that's just Jeff.
In fact, and I may be biased here, but the actual ACT of dating me can't be that bad
I'm tempted to start in on the list of things you've done to guys, but I don't think that'd be safe.
Posted by Stingray (Member # 621) on :
So what does LOA look like, then?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Except maybe starve children and put arsenic in water, but that's just Jeff.
When did I ever accuse you of anything like that? Jesus Christ dude, at least get your lies straight. "I never said Canada was socialist ..."
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Sense of humor. Dear lord, try to develop one.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Oh, I laugh quite loudly at Omega quite often ... if Comedy Central is ever cancelled, I'll still be covered ... but sometimes the idiocy that is Omega needs to be called on it.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Not here. Certainly not when I'm in a general state of uncheeriness.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Sol System's in a state of uncheeriness!? I must correct this situation.
** puts on Liederhosen and starts singing **
I will do the German dance for you It's fun and gay and tra-la-la I hope you will enjoy my dance Idly-Idly-ay!
Would you like some Sauerkraut German boy, German boy Yes, I'd like some Sauerkraut Idly-Idly-ay!
Would you like a Frankfurter? It's nice and long and tra-la-la Yes, I'd like a big hot dog Idly-Idly-ay!
I have done the German dance for you It was fun and gay and tra la la I hope you enjoyed the German dance Idly-Idly-ay!
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
*chimes in* WEEEEEEEELL...-
You know the words!
Posted by Stingray (Member # 621) on :
So what does LOA look like, then?
[Please help me - I go to a school that's barely coed. ]
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
OnToMars: Don't take this personally, but I fear you... not YOU really, but your name... my sister.... well, she's and odd one. Anyway, she has licence plates that say ON2MARS, so your name just gives me the willies a bit....
Aside from that, you'll learn soon.... my pictures are sacred and holy... they are NOT to be brought out and shown in public EVER. There have been a few that have posted them at various locations, but many of those people have fled now, fearing the wrath of LOA.... so... pictures of me? Nope. But it's okay.. you're not missing much :-)
And Omega: Which things that I've done to guys are you REFERRING to??????? *L*
~LOA
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Dancing is good.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Come on, Sol System, joni me in the German Dance then! Let those bad uncheeriness feelings disappear as we sing about sauerkraut, German boys, dancing gaily, and frankfurters! Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
The Bikini Liz photo is in there! Don't look, Lustfull Omega!
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: pictures of me? Nope. But it's okay.. you're not missing much :-)
I beg to differ LOA, from those pictures you look to be a very attractive woman. Sadly there is no bikini picture in that link as Malnurtured Snay stated - what a pitty - and I mean that. I great pitty in deed.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I just have to ask: how many male members of the Flare community has Liz castrated because they either posted pictures of her on the board or posted the link to the LOAOA on the board?
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
"link to the LOAOA on the board?" - Say what? Explain please.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
The link that Tahna Los posted about five posts above me is called the LOAOA. It stands for the Liz Obsessors Anonymous Online Archive.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
She can't castrate meeee...... Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Which things that I've done to guys are you REFERRING to???????
Well, there's the one you drove to drink... and the marriage that split up because the guy still loved you... and...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You forget the teen in TN who lusts for you, Liz ... ::braces for smiting ...::
Yes, I know, no bikini pic ... sorry! Tahna, why can't Liz castrate you? Has she already?
Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
Ah, Prom pictures, those bring back memories. I remember my prom. Nobody wanted to go with me because of my horribly disfigured face, but at the last moment Michelle Phifer and Elizabeth Hurley had a flat outside my house and they agreed to go as my dates where we proceeded to dazzle all my school chums and save the prom from invading space aliens and supernatural monsters just before my faery god mother turned me into Mel gibson.
it was great.
Nice pictures by the way.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Ommey, I actually did have a bit of a things with one redneck at work. But he got over it.
Thanks fer asking
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Tahna: You're gonna die.
And on a side note, I think I've requested before, and I'll request it again: IF you all feel the insane need to post the LOAOA, at least do me the favor of making it something to look at! I'm talking lights, graphics, blinking effects, cgi forms that tell me how great I am... whatever it takes..... "Parent directory listing" is just so BORING!!!!!
Omega: Well, when you put it like THAT.... it just sounds so much worse! I never intentionally broke up a marraige! In fact, I never even dated that guy!!! And Kevin? Well, drank BEFORE he dated me... that was the big issue.... I wanted him to stop and get CONTROL of his problem, and when he couldn't do that, he left me and went back to the bottle..... I didn't exactly DRIVE him to it!
Oy!!!
~LOA
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Dear, sweet Liz. We cannot possibly make the LOAOA glitzy and glamourous because, to put it simply, nothing we could ever do in HTML, Flash, and Java would ever make the LOAOA as lovely a sight to behold as you.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
You forget the teen in TN who lusts for you, Liz ... ::braces for smiting ...::
*SMITE*
One is glad to be of service.
Daryus:
I actually did have a bit of a things with one redneck at work. But he got over it.
Voluntarily? I just seem to recall something about you training for a black belt in some obscure martial art...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
::snaps fingers::
*Deer begin raining on Tennessee*
Old Lady: "Oh my god! It's raining deer!"
Old Man: (watching TV) No, no, dear, it's 'cats and dogs' ... 'it's raining cats and dogs...'
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Thank you, Jeff. My hunter friends will be very happy. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Assuming they weren't beneath one of these falling deer, of course.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Go Ahead, come and get me, Lizzie!!!!
Remember that Assassins are very stealthy people. That means you'll never get me!!! *nyah nyah*
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Even if Liz did drive someone to drinking, she'd probably get in an accident on the way...
Sorry. :-)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
An accident involving hitting a dear, no less.
No, wait, that's Jeff.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
ah yes.. finally a sport that combines duck hunting and deer hunting.. i could imagine the hunters salivating as they leveled their guns at those bucks in the sky.
[ October 16, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*actually reads thread*
In order:
1/ Omega fancies someone who is 6 years older than him. I am 5 years older than him (I believe, since I've just had my 22nd birthday). JeffK is 6 years older than him. Omega fancies a bit of Jeff's arse.
2/ I do not ever recall saying "Please hold me". For that matter, I can't remember when Wiggum said "Please hold me" either. I am a comedy genius. Omega fancies a bit of Jeff's pork sword.
3/ Simon is unhappy. Perhaps he has realised that the Vic & Bob version of I'm a Believer, while the best, will never be played in his country. Perhaps he has realised that, being only 21, there's no way Omega can fancy him. Perhaps he is filled with a directionless rage that causes him to lash-out at random mammels. Whatever it is, we can only hope he gets over it soon. Omega has embraced soddomy because of Jeff.
That about cover it?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
You forgot to embrace the image of deer falling out of the sky around an elderly couples home.. and the salivation of bloodlusting people with shotguns in the area
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