One of my neighbors decided to do laundry. Which is all nice and good, but he's had his clothes in the dryer for a good 3 hours now, and I've got a load of laundry in the wash that needs to get dried!
I don't know what apartment he's in, or I'd ask him to move his stuff. I'm tempted to move his stuff myself, but there is quite a bit of underwear, and ... well, men don't touch men's undies.
ARGH.
This really bothers me.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
That's why the Gods of Testosterone invented rubber gloves, so you don't have to actually touch another guy's underwear.
Then throw it on the floor... serves him right for not keeping track of it!
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
LOL...I remember living in an apartment building and going through the temptation to scatter a delinquent dryer user's clothes everywhere... It just never quite overrode the fear of that person peeing in my load of clothes when they came down to get their stuff.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
And then Big Bad Daddy comes back and finds his nice undy-roos on the dirty, filthy floor. This enrages BBD and he snaps. He figures that it has to be the work of the person who belongs to the clothes in the dryer he was using.
How does he know this for certain? He doesn't, but he's ticked off that someone would dare touch his Spider-Man undy-roos. And his silk thong. That really chaps his hide. So his blood and near boiling as he picks up his clothes and stomps off to his apartment.
But wait! He comes back! And revenge is on his mind. He opens the door to the dryer and urinates all over your clothes! Yes, because very little is worse that dried-in superheated urine on fresh laundry! That'll show you not to mess with Big Bad Daddy's silk thong!
Oh, but he isn't finished by a long shot. He hides out and watches you return to retrieve your laundry. He laughs maniacally as you look on with utter horror at your public-restroom-scented socks and jock straps! He relishes the moment. As you move off to your apartment, he follows you. And before you know it...
He has forced himself into your apartment and starts pounding you into unconsciousness! You awake and find yourself strapped to your bed with candles lit all around you. Then he appears: Big Bad Daddy! And he's wearing the silk thong! And then the torture really begins as he sodomizes your stuffed animals while singing Britney Spears's "Oops, I Did It Again!"
So you see, I'd just leave a note politely requested that next time he be more mindful of hogging the dryer.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
I did.
And I moved my clothing into a hamper and into my apartment since I have to go to work at five, and it will be quite some time before I get home. This rather upsets me that he could be so blasted inconsiderate, but ah well ...
If his clothes are still in the dryer when I get home, I'm dumping them in the wash ... jus' fer fun, you realize.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Random thought: buy your own dryer.
[ June 06, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
You could dump his clothes, but not use the dryer. Your clothes wouldn't get dry, but he couldn't catch you, and you would have successfully accomplished revenge... except you'd still have wet clothes...
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
And give in to the dark side. If you do it, Obi-Wan died for nothing! Ah-ah-Aaah!
Now if you'll excuse me I'll go downlaod 'vanrape.mpg'.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Nice rant, Sieg.
Except that I stick around and wait for my clothes to dry when I'm sharing a dryer. That way I can take them out and deal with them while they're still nice and warm and wrinkle-free.
So I'd most likely be gone before BBD got back. And if not... remember, I'm in favor of self-defense. I don't pack heat in the laundry room, but... ever get Tide in the eyes?
IRL, I wouldn't throw the guys' clothes on the floor... I'd pile them on top of the dryer, like everybody else in the dorms did when confronted with the same situation.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The way I always used to handle such situations was, take the clothes out and put them somewhere - preferably clean and visible so when the owner returns he can see where they are. If he doesn't like it, it's his problem. I've had the owners return to find their clothes on the side and me using their drier. They've complained on occasion but I've always essentially told them to fuck off. It helps that I can be really scary when I want to.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
After living in dorms and sharing dryers for a while, I have little problem removing people's laundry from dryers.
Unless they're girl's clothes. Nothing frightens me like moving panties and bras.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Just consider them party hats and wear them....
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:...ever get Tide in the eyes?
Er, I might have. What's Tide?
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
When the moon does some funky shit it makes them.
If you're North American or Ugandese, it's laundry detergent with omega supreme stain fighting anti-blue dress fighting fighting power.
[ June 06, 2002, 19:01: Message edited by: Magna Ultrus ]
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Or, part of an expression....
Fit-to-be-Tide.....
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Tide is crap. Tide don't work. The Winn Dixie grocery store chain mass produced detergent Dart works best.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Well ... I got home, and he'd written a bit on the note, you know "so sorry" and all that ... plus he left me .50 cents!
Which is always good, 'cuz I'm short on quarters ... HAH!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
.50 cents? That cheap fuck. I'd beat his ass in for that. Can't even buy a piece of penny candy with that shit. Fucker.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
It's better then nothing. Plus, he apologized on the note. And its the thought that counts.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: .50 cents? That cheap f**k. I'd beat his as* in for that. Can't even buy a piece of penny candy with that sh*t. F**ker.
You can. YOu just have to find the gas station near I live. Middle Of Nowhere, North Carolina, USA.
[ June 06, 2002, 20:57: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
He's 31.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
I'm 31. So?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
And you keep making such a point of it. One wonders why.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
I do too. Why is the fact that I'm 31 matter. Because I like to say I'm 31.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
31. AGE! Methodist. CHRISTIAN! North Carolina. UNITED STATES!
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
**Applause from a really bored audience**
Now you'll accept it. If not I will keep on saying it again and again.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You left out "North American Continent, Earth", and "Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy" and of course the all-important intergalactic zip-code, "14-9-2."
So why are you so insecure about your age?
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
I'm not. I don't own a TV.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
That's good. I can see three lampposts from my Window Upstairs.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
What does owning a TV have to do with your age?
And if you don't own a TV, how do you watch Enterprise?
And WTF are you doing hanging around a slummy old UBB like this all night?
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
No it's not.
I didn't get to listen to Star Trek til the 80's on cassette TNG : cassette DS9: cassette Voy: cassette ENT: cassette
The station had a TV and Jim records it for us. I comes on at 3 in teh morining.
[ June 06, 2002, 21:14: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
Okay, it's him or me. Right now.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
What?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
I say we keep the sarcastic guy from Kanada and kick the kid from N. Carolina, 'cuz he sure doesn't just post at 3am ...
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
I give up. I need sleep.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
But, you go on in two and a half hours! I don't want you to get fired 'cuz you went to sleep and missed your job. That ain't cool.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I think that was the first time I ever saw someone quote another person's post and add censorship...
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
He's a Methodist, in case you didn't pick up on that.
That means that he is a ...
CHRISTIAN!
[ June 06, 2002, 21:37: Message edited by: Snay ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Ok, we get it. Ha ha, it is fun to be funny and pretend! But we get it. I'm moving out of the dorm tomorrow and going home, which will ironically give me less time online than I have enjoyed for the past nine months. So I may not be here at the moment things go down, as it were. But I'm here. Watching. Like Dracula, or that huge eye from the film about short people.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Now, that's humor...
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Or, part of an expression....
Fit-to-be-Tide.....
By "Big Bad Daddy" in fact....
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
quote:Unless they're girl's clothes. Nothing frightens me like moving panties and bras.
Oh, if only it'd been "removing."
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
A quite pleasing activity.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Mr. Random Comment Member From The South strikes me as the bizarro world counterpart to Happy Noodle Boy.
For Happy Noodle Boy is funny. And energetic. And of the amusing nature.
And Mr. Exploding Things (Including Buttocks) is not.
I=making not-funny obscure comments. Indeed.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
quote:Originally posted by Magna Ultrus: That's good. I can see three lampposts from my Window Upstairs.
There are four lights!
I would censor Shik if I were quoting him too..
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Why the hell does he keep changing his name? Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
It's this strange syndrome that seems to mark itself on those who frequent the TrekBBS.
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Also, unfortunately, he's also a senior member now. He'll probably be bugging everyone to have his status line changed everytime he changes his screen name. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
There seems to be some sort of insidious comedy-damping field in effect here. See, Jeff said that this guy left him ".50 cents." That's half a penny. Use the thoughty thingy.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
I like cheese.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
I like nachos.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
I like salsa. (the real stuff not the kind from New York City)
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
New York City?! Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
Snay: Yes it is. Dat: No I won't.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Uh, silly, aren't you supposed to be getting married right about now?
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
That's what I was thinking...
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
He's got more holes in his "story" then swiss cheese.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Well, he posted at noon and his wedding isn't until 4... I know when I get married, checking the BB will certainly take priority over... you know... showering, shaving, getting dressed, and actually driving to the church.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Aban,
Remember that Flare is on Pacific Time ... "Defiant" is on EST, which means it was 3pm when he posted.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Hmmm...even better. Just the expectation of finally getting to have sex would have me there 5 hours in advance.
(And trust me...it will)
Remember when this thread was about peeing on your neighbor's laundry out of spite? I miss those humble beginings.
[ June 07, 2002, 13:21: Message edited by: Aban Rune ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
How much you wanna bet he's going to be posting quite a bit later tonight? Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
The wedding was cancelled. The grom got sick from eating leftover sauerkraut. So I won't be able to attend.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
My Ultimatum still stands. Young sirs! think of the babies that could be your babies if you had babies.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
***Looks blankly at what UM wrote***
I'm not sure how to take that.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Uhm, YOU were the groom! Or do you often talk of yourself in the 3rd person? Or are you just not capable of keeping your web of lies and half-truths straight?
"I'm getting married to my girlfriend at four. Oh, the groom got sick. Wait, I'm the groom. I mean, I got sick."
Why are you calling him UM when a cursory look at his name shows the M is before the U?
[ June 07, 2002, 17:40: Message edited by: Snay ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
There are about thirteen billion threads for this already.
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