Hmmmm... What would I do with a holosuite. Maybe a nice date with Jadzia Dax......
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I'm *boring.* I think I'd mostly use it to visit tourist spots I couldn't visit in real life. And to slay all those who oppose me in a thoroughly healthy and cathartic fashion.
Besides, Elves are hotter than Trills. Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
But I may be able to discover exactly how far down the spots go.... Posted by Zefram (Member # 1568) on :
I would like to try some of Bashir's and O'Brien's battle simulations, especially the Battle of Britain scenario.
Posted by HerbShrump (Member # 1230) on :
I laughed in disbelief at the times people would act like they really met a historic figure when they were in the Holodeck. When Geordi told Barkley that he just spent time talking physics "with Enstein" I yelled "NO HE DIDN'T! HE WAS TALKING TO THE COMPUTER!"
I much preferred Sisko's use of the Holodeck. Much more realistic. No, you're not meeting Babe Ruth but if you program his stats into the computer you can play against him.
I think you could take the Holodeck and create the best sports matches and what-if scenarios of any sporting event you could think of.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: But I may be able to discover exactly how far down the spots go....
I believe it has been established that they go all the way down! Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I'm not much for sports; in fact I'd have a terrible time if someone forced me to play sports. I think if holodecks were real in the present day, I'd spend a lot of time playing Star Trek holonovels Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
A holodeck reenactment of the Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves, except the Krazy-88 are all swedish celebrities and just stand in place, and I'd stand in the middle and just scream at them for hours.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
That fight scene out in the back, with the snow falling and Santa Esmerelda playing, and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono...that's all just so cool. Favorite fight scene ever.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
THAT'S your favorite fight scene? Jesus.
Holodeck= "Faster, faster, faster would be better!"
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Trench run. Definitely.
And I may or may not be talking about Star Wars. Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
World of the Worlds, except I'd be the one piloting the tripod. Mwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by Johnny (Member # 878) on :
If I could use a real holodeck, why not try out a scenario from the franchise that inspired it?
I'd like to see how long I could survive as one of the crew on the Enterprise during First Contact.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
" would like to try some of Bashir's and O'Brien's battle simulations, especially the Battle of Britain scenario."
Yeah, I guess I could visit normandy on june 6th 1944.... See how long I could survive on Omaha beach. That would be interesting.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Daniel Butler: That fight scene out in the back, with the snow falling and Santa Esmerelda playing, and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono...that's all just so cool. Favorite fight scene ever.
Replace 'fight' with 'sex' and 'kimono' with 'nothing' and all would be set! Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Maybe a date with Emma Watson....
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Coming from anyone else on this board, that would be hella creepy. But she's actually older than you, so that's okay...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
True. One of the joys of being young.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
Tech Sgt. Chen.....now THAT was a ladies man.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Did you know that the registry of the PROTECTOR ( NTE-3120) actually stood for Not The Enterprise?
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
"That's not right!!!"
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I was replying to Wiz's post. I've known that about the registry for a long time.
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
Holodeck date with Emily Watson. (about whom I thought Seanbaby was talking. I was all impressed).
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
A holodeck WOULd help me put to bed all these romantical-type dreams I've been having lately about Aoki Rin.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
*eyes slide of focus* Or Shakira.
*shakes head to clear it* So *besides* playing at being a bridge officer in Star Trek in the Holodeck... What about the rest of the article? I thought the bit about alien sex was particularly amusing.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Erm, I'm 99% certain that page is ripped from The Dilbert Future. The conversation passages are from the cartoons accompanying the text in the book.
Still funny though.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
it is, taken from that, & even says so at the top.
Your powers of observation continue to astound, Inspector.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono..." "Replace 'fight' with 'sex' and 'kimono' with 'nothing' and all would be set!"
So, "sword sex", then? Who are you, Fighter?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Seanbaby? Ive had less homosexual sounding nicknames. Like Chickie, and Ferdi, and Seanothan. I seriously think that clip made me go blind. *shivers*
Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
So am I the only one here that would truthfully say that I'd use the holodeck to have rip-roaring sex with as many fabricated supermodels that the computer could program, like the shameless shallow asshole that I am?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Well, I'm sure that thought had crossed everyone's mind, but that would be shallow... Personally, I think supermodels are too thin. I have to have a girl who eats more often than I understand a joke.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Amen! Give that man a near-beer!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I'll take a cream soda or a Logan-berry.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN:
"...and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono..." "Replace 'fight' with 'sex' and 'kimono' with 'nothing' and all would be set!"
So, "sword sex", then? Who are you, Fighter?
LOL! Oops! I meant "Sword Fight" with sex and "a kimono" with "nothing". Posted by Zipacna (Member # 1881) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dukhat: So am I the only one here that would truthfully say that I'd use the holodeck to have rip-roaring sex with as many fabricated supermodels that the computer could program, like the shameless shallow asshole that I am?
Realistically, if anyone invents a holodeck it will end up just like the internet...soon taken over by sci fi fans and the porn industry - or perhaps a combination of the two (there must be a market out there for "Ferengi Moogie Porn" )
Posted by Not Invented Here (Member # 1606) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: it is, taken from that, & even says so at the top.
Your powers of observation continue to astound, Inspector.
I knew I should have put my contacts in yesterday.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
I'm sure someone will recreate the NCC-1701, and 20 other people would run around screaming about how engineering is in the wrong place...
Imagine a world with a holodeck. Paparazzi could make fortunes snapping accurate holo-data from celebrities.
Also, Japanese holodeck programs would be horrific.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Yeah, the Japanese seem to be into the whole " lets take creppy to a whole 'nother level" industry. They have created several video games where the player's sole purpose was to do dirty nasty things to large breasted females in school girl outfits. Just imagine what they'd do to the holodeck. You'd need to scotch gaurd the whole thing, for easy clean-up.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: Yeah, the Japanese seem to be into the whole " lets take creppy to a whole 'nother level" industry. They have created several video games where the player's sole purpose was to do dirty nasty things to large breasted females in school girl outfits. Just imagine what they'd do to the holodeck. You'd need to scotch gaurd the whole thing, for easy clean-up.
So it's just liek when Riker's done with it.
quote:Originally posted by TSN:
"...and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono..." "Replace 'fight' with 'sex' and 'kimono' with 'nothing' and all would be set!"
So, "sword sex", then? Who are you, Fighter?
Remember my crazy lesbian roommates from 2001-2? Yeah. I came home from work early one night to find them having sex in the living room. A sword was involved. I turned around & walked to the store.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
RIker wouldn't have enough blood left in his brain to command effectively, not that he can do that already. He'd be like Barcaly with his Holodeck addiction.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: Personally, I think supermodels are too thin.
Meat is for the Man...Bones are for the Dog.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Remember ladies, if we can't see your ribs, you're ugly Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
FOr some ungodly reason, I found myself watching America's next top model today, and I thought it was nice that they let large models on the show, but they always get eliminated, because they don't "fit" the bill....literally....
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Dude, trust me when I tell you that what they call "plus-sized models", aren't. Size 8? Not plus sized.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Well, the few that I saw were, well, to quote gaberiel Eglasias " fluffy". Deffinately into the donoughts a little too much. And I think Tyra Banks is a spoiled bitch.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Nothing wrong with do(ugh)nuts, or squishy chicks,
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Mmmmmm.....delightfully squishy chicks....
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Eiy-yei-yei....
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fabrux: Mmmmmm.....delightfully squishy chicks....
Speaking of which, how's yours?
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
But she had curves in all the right places. And a size 16 was the norm for the "perfect" woman back then. Now, it's like a double zero. I don't know why people just cant accept themselves and those around them for who they are. Great, I am beginning to sound like the "Great Bird "...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Some of us still have that standard.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Amen to that, brother.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
Yah know...
I wonder how many lemons have been written about odo and Kira, especially from the POV of total body liquid coverage/double penetration...
hmm....
Oh Snap. i have snatch on the brain again...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I didn't watch the whole thing because I hate ytmnd, but the look on the guy's face at the beginning...I bet I look like that sometimes when I watch her. (Or similarly, anyway ) Not her best song, that; her best stuff's in Spanish...I would do...so many things...to that woman...
Did someone on this board not post some kind of Odo-pretending-to-be-Keiko-fnarfing-with-O'Brien thingy?
And no, Dukhat, you're not the only one. Just replace "supermodel" with "size 15-18 or so" and I'm with you. (Skinny girls...."I feel like I'm 'onna break this daaaamn thang!")
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I wonder how many people would create their own slash fiction Spock+Kirk scenerio?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Everyone who'd ever seen TOS would, just for a laugh if not for, ah, enjoyment. And the people who didn't would be dragged into the 'deck by their friend who was going "Dude check this out, it's hilarious and disgusting!!" only to have their retinas burned.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
No, that could be achieved by watching Data and yar, or Janeway and Tuvok.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
Neelix and Kes?
Ilia & Decker?
Kirk & the Horta?
Chewbacca & an Ewok?
Elf Bowling 4?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
The last 3...disgusting. THe first two..... possible to fit into an episode.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
That bad Voyager episode with Janeway and Chakotay trapped that planet with the monkey...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
The ep where Paris and Janeway were turned into lizards, and copulated. That was worse.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
T'Pol in an early Pon Farr putting the moves on Phlox. Damn fool Phlox! He's in an open marriage, T'Pol is half-naked, sweaty, and demanding sex, and he tells her No, I'm making you a serum!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
He should have been slapped.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
Pon-Farr-Slapped. New Term!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I wonder, if Tpol Pon-farr slapped him, would his head inflate?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
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