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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Ooh, firm. . . 8)

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Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid... He is the hero, he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor, by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world.

- Raymond Chandler, Introduction, "The Simple Art Of Murder"



 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Hey nursey! I like it firm and fruity.

- Lord Flasheart

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

jumps on bed, breaks several springs..
 
Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
RW: I'd say it was more than several

Daryus: You truly are a disturbed man

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Yes, I am utterly insane. What can I do? Well there's only one thing for it. CURRY!

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Daryus: What culinary delights has that chef been cooking up for you recently?

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
*scampers to top of the bed*
*takes cushion*
*fluffs cushion*

"now i'm comphy"

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

 


Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

SPROING!
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Boing
Boing
Boing
Boing

*CRASH!!!*

mmphmpphmpph (Translation: jumped too high)

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*continues to bounce*

Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
 


Posted by Commodore TSN (Member # 11) on :
 
*joins his alter ego in bouncing*

Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Er, isn't it spelled "Valkyrie"?

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Dead End: "Or what?"
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Posted by Commodore TSN (Member # 11) on :
 
*sends message to Admiral Capps at Starfleet Command demanding that his ship's hull be repainted ASAP*
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
And now, the amazing SIDEWAYS Bounce!
(Warm up first)
Boing!
Boing!
Boing!
Boing!
Now, watch this!
BOIIIIIIINNNG!
CRASH!
THUD!
THUNK! SHATTER! K-THUMP!
THUD.
rattle.
ring.

*moan*
Ow. Bad idea. Note to self -- pad wall first next time, or perform in zero-gee.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

 


Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
 
*runs away screamimg*

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*looks at bed and smiles. Starts running for the bed and dives into the air*

WHEEEEE!

*over shoots bed and crashes through nearby window*

AAAIIIEEEEEE!

THUD

*Tim goes to window and looks out at the massive dent Chris put into the Earth.*

Tim: Now that's what I call making a good impression!

*rimshot and cymbal crash*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Erm... That joke was too horrible even for me... :-)

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I know its a bad joke, but its an old joke. And old jokes never die; they simply elicit more groans.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 




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