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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Right! You've had it easy for a while, but I'm in a MEAN mood tonight, so no more Mr. Nice Guy. . .

Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad gt has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.

Next (although not a vidcap) Spock says something about Kirk's mother.

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Spock: "I never loved you, Jim."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Spock: "And by the way, Jim, that toupee looks SO fake..."

Kirk: "Why, you green-blooded Son of a Bit...!"

McCoy: "Whoa, Jim! That's MY line!"

Scotty: "Wha 're ye talking 'bout? Toupee?" *looks* "Well, I'll be..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 14, 1999.]

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*While the rest of her companions futily try to use Mirror Kirk as a battering ram, Mirror Uhura starts devising her clever scheme to escape by first measuring the cell's dimensions using her known length of her arms*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

McCoy: "Spock! Don't you know how to knock?"

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Kirk's friends help him overcome constipation.

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The TOS cast star in a bad Japanese kung-fu movie. Despite his mouth, McCoy is not actually talking.

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Kirk, futilily tries to stop Spock from assimilating the Enterprise Brig...

hint (look at Spock's knuckles)

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

*The senior officers rehearsing for their show "The Flying Captain"*

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Brain. Brain. What is brain? (Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Spock: Captain, I simply asked what Lieutenant Uhura was doing with your butt.

Uhura: What?!? I didn't even finish.

Scotty: Uhura, er, um, maybe you should put that away now.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

McCoy: "Don't just stand there, Spock, help me do the Heimlich Maneuver! He's being eating the scenary again!"

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Uhura: "...you may now kiss the bride."
Kirk: "Damn you! You've taken this too far! It was only a stupid bet!"
Spock: "Captain, you lost fair and square, now come to bed."

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

As first officer, Spock had many duties aboard the Enterprise, not the least of which was directing the ship's production of West Side Story.

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Spock: The neck doctor, the neck, not the nipple!!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Spock: That's right, your great great great grandfather used a phone line to connect to an antiquidated web system called the "Internet".

Kirk: How dare you make fun of my Family's name. RRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*obscure Three Stooges reference*

McCoy: Spock, hurry! The Cheese! The Cheese!

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That's obscure? *apparently knows way too much*

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Spock: "Jim, what is this picture of Linda Tripp in a bikini doing in your wallet?"

(That would explain McCoy's mouth dropping)

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Spock: The Captain's escapades are well known throughout the quadrant. *flashes a picture of Kirk and Scott* But many do not know, this.

*McCoy's mouth drops*

Kirk: I'll.....KILL YOU!!!

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Spock: And you will STAY in there until you tell me where you've hidden my copies of Mighty Morphon' Power Rangers the Movie.

Kirk: Never. I'll starve to death before I let you play that all over the ships monitors.

Spock: So be it Captain. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahahahahahahaaha ha ha ha ha haaa. He.

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Incidently, the song "Sensurround" by TMBG can be heard on the soundtrack to that movie.

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

TMBG in the Power Rangers movie? That's sick...

Oh, and I think it's "Morphin'", not "Morphon'". Though I question whether that is short for "morphing" or "morphine"... :-)

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"You're a looney."
-Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The winner is Sol System - even if he did start blathering on about TMBG in my CapComs. Runners-up are DeadCujo, coming through masterly even if he doesn't have a space in his name, and The Vorlon.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Woohoo! Which one? I'm guessing the first...

And I don't blather...I just...inform relentlessly.

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants