Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad gt has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.
Fifth and lastly, a public appeal - we wanna see the Iconians again!
------------------
Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
------------------
Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
Spock: *looks down* "Nope, nothing yet..."
------------------
Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
Spock: "Yes, Jim?"
Kirk: "Would you mind putting that shifter knob back? I sorta can't drive without it..."
Spock: "Sorry, Jim..."
------------------
Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
Kirk: "What's that, Spock?"
Spock: "Uh...nothing, sir."
------------------
"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.
------------------
"Ooga Chucka Ooga Ooga" - Some Guy
------------------
Calvin: Reality continues to ruin my life.
------------------
Brain. Brain. What is brain? (Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
------------------
With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
------------------
"YOU SMEG!"
------------------
"YOU SMEG!"
[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on March 15, 1999.]
------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...
------------------
-=/\=-
Captain Stark
http://members.aol.com/captaincks/readyroom.html
"The man on the top walks a lonly path. The chain of command is often a noose." Dr. Leonard McCoy --Obsession
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Now are we there?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "You're lost, aren't you?"
Kirk: "I'm not lost. I'm just taking an alternate route.'
Spock: "You're lost. Why not just ask someone for directions?"
Kirk: "No. I'm sure it's around here somewhere."
Spock: "You human males can be so illogical."
Kirk: "Matt Drudge called-- he wants his hat back."
Spocko: "Hit it."
------------------
The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...
Kirk: I wonder about the big stick and huge circle......
------------------
Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Arewethereyet?"
Kirk: "No."
This could go on forever. . . but I think that's quite enough! 8)
------------------
"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda
Spocko: "It's okay, Captain. I got him with the door."
Spock: Captain, perhaps you should stomp on *all* the pedals at the same time.
Kirk: You want to come over here and drive???
Spock: Well, I was only...
Kirk: Oh, shut up will you.
------------------
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Pablo Picasso
Kirk: ARGHHHHH! I WILL KILL HIM!
------------------
'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.
Kirk: Damn him. How are we suppossed to take part in Toadfish's cunning scheme now?
Spock: I don't know. We could ask Madge for help, but the universal translator doesn't work on her voice.
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on March 19, 1999.]
Spock: Indeed. The clutch seems to stall as much as your speech.
*rim shot*
*collected groans from audiences*
Spock: Aww, shud'up
------------------
'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.
Kirk: Note- to avoid risk of accident and personal injury, please press gas pedal lightly........ Let's see now, part two, how to avoid accidents............
------------------
I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 20, 1999.]
Kirk: "Well, we'll cruise into the hood, and when we see the perp chillin with his posse, you pull out your gat and bust a cap in his ass."
Spock: "Captain, are you quite sure you haven't confused 'gangstas' with 'gangsters?'"
Kirk: "Word up."
Kirk: "Dammit, Spock, I want my side order of fries."
Kirk: "Then purge we shall."
------------------
"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants
Kirk: nonsense Spock. There is absolutly no proof that wearing a OH MY GOD WHY IS HAIR FALLING ON MY NOSE?
Spock: Told you.
------------------
'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane
Kirk: More haste, less speed Spock. Now, first check the mirror...hmm, looking good today...now, signal, and wait for a gap in the traffic, and then slowly pull out. Oh, wait, forgot my seatbelt.
Spock: Captain, hurry (quietly puts an X on his paper)
Kirk: A careful driver is a living driver. (gets shot by gang in the head) Except in this case. Oh well *dies*
Spock: Oh, bugger.
------------------
'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane
