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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here it is, my first Guestcom!

Just when you thought it was safe...

From Saba's sight, just click on the pic.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Sisko looks in....... selects his pitch, the wind up, and the throw...... STRIKE THREE CALL!!!! Right on the outside corner, and Weyoun is pissed. And he's charging the mound........

*or*

Sisko looks in....... selects his pitch, the wind up, and the throw...... and it's hit deep into left field, way back and GONE!!! THE BLUE JAYS HAVE DONE IT!!! THE BLUE JAYS HAVE DONE IT!!!!.......

*or*

Ezri: I think the heat is getting to him, Joseph, he thinks that it's Shoeless Joe right in front of him.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Sisko ponders the meaning of the Splitfingered Fastball.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ezri: "Benjamin, I can't believe you did that! You know spitballs are illegal!"

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"You're a looney."
-Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Ezri: NO!!!! WHO'S ON FIRST!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 21, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Dax: "I can't BELIEVE they do desert burnouses in divisional colours!"

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

You're NOT on Star Trek anymore Avery. The series ended 5 years ago. You need to face that, and move on.

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Sisko: At last, I've found it! The Orb of Baseball: The only Orb that's actually shaped like an orb!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Now (now) pitching for the Bedouin All Stars (stars)...Ben Sisko (sisko).

um, those are echos.

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Ezri: "My god...when did your head become so large?"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Ezri: Quentin, its Prime NUMBERS!

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Sisko: "And the Lord spoke to me, and he hath given to me these Ten Commandments, written on thine baseball!"

1. Thou shalt not have other Umpires before Me, for I am a jealous Umpire.
2. Thou shalt not buy for yourself any performance-enhancing drugs.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Me, the Umpire, in vain.
4. Remember October 17th to keep it Holy.
5. Honor thy Pitcher and thy First baseman.
6. Thou shalt not strike out.
7. Thou shalt not commit hollow flattery.
8. Thou shalt not steal home plate.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness to a home slide.
10. Thou shalt not covet thine Coach's wife.

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

[This message was edited by Antagonist on March 21, 1999.]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ezri: "Ben...this isn't working. We need to get back to..."

Sisko: "Quiet! These Chinese relaxation balls are my only hope."

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Sisko: If I just keep standing here and don't say anything, maybe she'll leave.

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Dramatis Personae

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ezri: *whispers* If you build it...they will come...
Sisko: Did you say something, Ezri?
Ezri: No I didn't sir.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

Nicole: Avery, don't risk your job. It' Prophets, not Force.

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Brain. Brain. What is brain? (Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Hologram of "Princess" Ezri: "Help me, Obi-Wan Siskobi, you're my only hope!"

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ezri: "Ben? Ben Kenobi?"

Sisko: "Old man, I warned you. It wasn't funny the first ten times today, and it ain't any funnier now."

Ezri: "But why would Jem'Hadar slaughter Ferengi?"

Sisko: "You like the taste of horse-hide, old man?"

Ezri: "How about this one; 'but I can't go with you to Aldebaran...'"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ezri: "What is it?"

Sisko: "Sandworm droppings...and this one's still fresh. You go into that flat area and hop up and down...that'll drive them away."

[This message was edited by Xentrick on March 25, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Samuel L. Jackson stars as Jedi Master Mace Windu in Star Wars: Episode 1. . .

Mace: "You don't need to see no God damn identification, 'cause these ain't the motha-f***in' droids you're lookin' for!"

Ezri: "WHAT?!"

Mace: "What? 'What' ain't no planet I ever heard of. . ."

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Sisko: "everybody ready for the annual starfleet christmas play?"

Ezri: "Joseph wasn't black"

Sisko: "shut up. Where's my donkey?"

*Nog beams down*

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Ezri: "Because he has a thermal detonator!!!"

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Ezri: "You gotta shave"

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Ezri: "what's wrong?"

Sisko: "There's sand in my undies!" *scratches*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ezri: "Put that down! You knocked it into the bunker, you have to play it from the bunker!"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Sisko: "Alright, 'Zi, listen up. I learned this one back in New Orleans and I'm sure Dad wouldn't mind me teaching it to you since it will be very productive on this mission. Here we go, join in once you catch on... 'Clap your hands, clap your hands! Everybody sing it now! Clap your hands, clap your hands!'"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Nicole: Where's Brock?

Avery: He's some way back

Nicole: Cirroc's with him I presume, we're all alone, SO TAKE ME BIG BOY!!!

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"If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ezri: "Ben! I can't believe you just wrote your name in the sand!"

Sisko: "I received a message from the Prophets. They told me it had to be done."

Ezri: "Oh, pleh..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

And the winner is...

TIE: Antagonist , who probably knows tons more than baseball than I do, and Xentrick for the Star Wars one...

Runners up go to Tahna los for his "Who's on First" and The First One for his Sam L Jackson.

Honorable mentions go the other people who tapped my love for Star Wars...
Bernd
1st of 2
RW

I'll finish judging after breakfast...Gotta go!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

That's TWO guestcoms I've won! In the same week! Any more and everybody's gonna start thinking that you're playing favorites here, Jeff!

I'd like to say that Xentricks Star wars one was hilarious, I seriously was laughing my as off for sever minutes, then again for several minutes when I watched Star Wars later.

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."