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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Right! You've had it easy for a while, but I'm in a MEAN mood tonight, so no more Mr. Nice Guy. . .

Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad git has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.

There's not a single mention in his autobiography about his personal life. What's that about?

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Redshirt: "So, you had breast implants?"

Sulu: "Yeah, for a whole month. It was an idea I got from watching an old Drew Carrey show."

OtherGuy: "Did ya like 'em?"

Sulu: *grins* "Oh yeah..."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Tonia Barrows: "Wow...I guess those rumors were true. I'm going to have to make some time to get to know you, Hikaru."

Estaban Rodriguez: "Ooh...I'd try to win her back, but I'm paralyized by his animal magnetism."

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Girl: Is that a tricorder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sulu: Actually, its a phasor...I'm always packing heat in such, tight, situations...

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"Ooga Chucka Ooga Ooga" - Some Guy

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Tonia Barrows: "Wow, this wax statue of Sulu looks so real..."

Estaban Rodriguez: "You think?"

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Barrows: "Should I tell him how big his bum looks in that?"

Rodriguez: "I wouldn't."

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Barrows: "Oh, my. So that's why they call him 'Tiny'..."

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Sulu: She's standing right next to me, oh god I'm gonna kill the bas***d who designed these tight trousers......AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

*The Enterprise crew caring about the really essential things in life*

Sulu: *The captain's torn shirt looks sooo coool. I'd wish I could have one too.*

Tonya: *Sulu's badge is sooo shiny. Maybe I use the wrong polish.*

Rodriguez: *Her hair is sooo satiny. If she ever lets me use her hairspray.*

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Brain. Brain. What is brain? (Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Barrows: "Hey, wait a minute...that's not a tricorder...it has the Gucci logo!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Barrows: "Chekov too? I had no idea."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Sulu *thinking*: That's right, continue fantasizing about me. I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll make beautiful music together......

Barrows *thinking*: Eeeewwww....., his fly's open.....

Rodriguez *thinking*: Eeeewww....., why doesn't she use Head and Shoulders?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Barrows: Hey, his emblem is different then mine.
Rodriguez: Man, her bum sure don't look big in that!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

How do you guys know the name of each and every character?!

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

that was an oops

[This message was edited by Jay on March 18, 1999.]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

(TMBG capcom mode on)

Sulu: I'm not your only friend
but I'm a little glowing friend

(end TMBG capcom mode)

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lady: Sulu...Are you wearing a bra??

Sulu: Actually, its called a Manzier...It gives quite a bit of support.

Guy: Wait, I thought it was called a 'bro'?

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Sulu: That's right Barrows, don't turn around. We'll just pretend he isn't here, and hope he goes back to his own time.

Barrows: OKay. But why does he keep calling me Buffy?

Blue-shirt: Damn that time-machine Willow activated. I'm having a real bad hair...ooh look, someones dropped a kit-kat. Someone elses loss is my choclatey goodness.

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

The auditions for Mystery Science Theatre 4000: The Next Generation have begun, but argments have broken out amougst producers as they try to decide if any of these three would make a convincing human.

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The joint winners are Sol System ('animal magnetism' had me rolling in the aisles) and Jeff Raven - would ou believe that ep of Seinfeld was only shown here for the first time, the other week?. Runners-up are TSN and Xentrick.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Thank you.

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :