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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here it is, my first Guestcom!

Time to face the firin' squad...

From Saba's sight, just click on the pic.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Torres *thinking*: my god, look at all the dandruff.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Paris: When the viewers figure out we're just copies, there really gonna be pi$$ed.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Tom: Okay, ready. When I say, B'ellana, kill that guy not wearing a dress uniform.

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

The entire crew is amused when B'Elanna contracts karatechopyourownheaditis.

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Tom: "Heh heh, okay, jokes over. You can stop hurting me now!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Tom: B'Elanna! stop jabbing me in the head, I think there is a mark now...

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Paris: "That's it Tom, chin up, smile. Don't let them see the tears."

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*both Tom and B'Elanna speak through their teeth*

B'Elanna: YOU told them we were engaged?

Paris: Don't worry, this is just an excuse so that I can poison and kill that bitch Janeway for demoting me.

B'Elanna: That's going a bit far, you know there's a rumour that she'll be leaving Voyager soon.

Paris: The witch is leaving? Now there's an excuse for a party if ever I've seen one

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Paris: B'Elanna, start catching the rice! I'm down on food rations, and I can use the extra food!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Feel free to shoot me if you feel it's necessary after reading this.

Paris: "See you later, everyone. We're off to have vigorous sex on as many decks as possible!"

*awkward silence*

Paris: "What?"

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Tom and B'leanna run as voyager begins to crumble.

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Dramatis Personae

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Paramount Pictures present "Francis Ford Coppola's Star Trek: Voyager," starring: James Caan as Sonny Parisone, Talia Shire as Be'lanna Torresone, Al Pacino as, er, Micheal Chakoteone, Diane Keaton as Kay Janeway, Robert Duvall as the Emergency Holographic Consiglieri, John Cazale as Fredo Kimeoni, with Marlon Brando as Don Neelixone and introducing (oh, no!) Sofia Coppola as Kes.

Paris: "Er, hold on, we're brother and sister! You married some other guy!"

Torres: "Actually, I think it's just his way of commenting on how much you look like James Cann in this pic."

Paris: "Oh, I get it now!"

*general hilarity ensues*

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Space Corps Directive #723: Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*shoots Sol* Well, he said feel free...

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Torres: "Look Tom, the rice is falling through the floor!"

Paris: "I TOLD Captain Janeway we should change the carpets!"

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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!

Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

*Shoots Sol with a disruptor set on kill"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

B'elanna: "No! Aldebaran Brain-mites! Cover your ears!"

Paris: "Ha-ha!" [I married an idiot]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

B'Elanna: We can't do that!
Tom: How do you know? You never tried it.
B'Elanna: Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*from the same movie*

Captain of Louisa: By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Tom: "What's that little logo-like thing in the bottom of--"

B'Elanna: *turns away and covers her view of it* "I told you not to look at it! It's evil! Look away before you turn to stone!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Crew singing: Here comes the bride, all dressed in...... errrr...... ummmmm....... uhhhh......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 25, 1999.]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Tom: "If they find out we staged this whole thing just to get all those free toasters and towels, they'll kill us."

B'elanna: "Oh, by the way, you know that now we're married there'll be no more sex, don't you?"

Tom: "!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

And the winner is...

The First One, with his Godfather contribution. Had to explain it to me first, but then it hit me and made a lot of sense! *LOL*

Runners up are Xentrick and Tahna Los.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...