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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .

Did this guy have a name? And who played him? And who cares anyway?

Posted by jh on :

Blue guy: I'm a Lt. Commander, dammit. Collecting stool samples is an ensign's job. Get over here, Kim.

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Blue Dude: "Alrighty...lemme figure this thing out, and we'll clear up that flesh virus in a jiffy!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

guy: "Made on Qo'noS?! What the hell?!"

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Paris: "Is there a problem, Commander?"

guy: "I think I've just injected myself w/ a quintuple dose of Viagra... Oh, yeah, there it goes..."

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Paris: Wrong way......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Doctor Guy: *to refelction in hyporspray* You're a tiger! You can do anything! You will survive all seven seasons! Roar!

Kim: 50 creds he dies within the next 15 minutes

Paris: Deal.

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Doctor:*girl voice* No no...leave me alone. *man voice* No, you are mine. *girl voice* No no...I hate you! Yet, I find you strangely attractive...

Paris: Sir!

Doctor: *hides the hypospray* What?!

Paris: You're needed on the bridge, sir.

Doctor: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

Paris: Yes, sir.

Doctor: Did you see anything?

Paris: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your hypospray again.

Doctor: Good.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Dammit, where's that mint spray? This must be it...... gotta date with Janeway soon.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Fitzgerald or something: "Why is my name not in the credits, O Hyopspray of Life?"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Hypospray: "Haha! Now I've hypnotized you to be under my control!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

guy: Now repeat after me, Mr. Hypospray. "I'm a winner. Yes I am. I know I'm a winner. I love myself..."
*hold hypospray up to ear*
I KNEW you could!

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Paris: "Commander? Are you coming?"

guy: "This hypospray just talked to me..."

Kim: "What?!"

guy: "It said, 'My name is Mr. Weasel. Bow before my inferior powers.'"

Paris: "What say we leave him here?"

Kim: "Yes..."

*they leave as the guy stands the hypo upright on the table and bows down*

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Kim: "Sir? Captain Janeway requests that all hands report to designated shelter areas while we enter the Badlands."

Doctor: "What? Nonsense! Now, if you'll excuse us, I and the entire medical staff are going to have a nice picnic lunch by this EPS conduit."

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Non-emergency Medical Human: "Well, Ensign Kim, I think you need 10cc's of Pez."

Paris: "But there's nothing wrong with him."

NMH: "No Pez for you!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Kim: "Important medical equipment, Doc?"

Doc: "I think so. The captain insisted that I have at least one of these in storage. I don't know what it's for, but it shakes rapidly when activated, has ten settings marked only with increasingly large 'smiley faces,' and is imprinted with 'Made on Risa: Satisfaction Guaranteed.' Either one of you know what this is?"

Paris: [snicker,snicker] "No sir, never seen one before in my life."

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

"Alas Poor Yorik..."

oops wrong thread )

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Alamaraine, count to four...

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Paris: "Gee, Doc, what's that you got there?"

Doctor: "What?! You don't recognise the golden hypospray?! I just won the Carrington Award! And to think they even nominated that young punk back at that station we just left. . . Ha, I'll show him 'frontier medicine!' This posting to the Badlands will establish my career for sure!"

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Introducing the new "Injectomatic" by Ronco.

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The Naked Time

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Medical Guy: Hey, look everyone! I've got the Midas Touch!

Tom: So?

Harry: Gold's worthless now. Anyone can replicate insane amounts of it.

Medical Guy: I knew I should have asked for the Latinum Touch!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Doc: Hey, who replaced my hypospray with a prop? This isn't anything but a piece of plastic and paint!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Doctor:Hmmm... "I went to the Delta Quadrant and all I got was this lousy hypospray." What the?

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The winner is Sol System. Runners-up are Xentrick and Tahna Los.

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Niiiice...... Which one?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Darn, and I thought my Spaceballs one was a clincher. Oh well...hehehe

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Yes! Senseless death is always funny.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

So's Viagra, but I didn't even get an honorable mention... :-)

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator