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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

You read the title right....

*muahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha*

This, is, ahem, revenge for the ending of the Interrogation. Strangely enough, Monty doesn't cut it anymore...

I suppose Charles will have to supply us with the name of the girl in the background looking, at, well...

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"......"
��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC: "Hi, I'm Charles Capps. You may remember me from such Forums as the Behaviour Group and the Starfleet Communications Relay..."

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC joins a video dating service...

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Executioner: "Ready....aim...."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

When Mr Tom here emailed me for some help with aquiring certain photos I was dubious about the risk factor of an Irraate CC giving me a rather large mail bomb, or even worse a wedge. However, he chose well.

One for the Breen.

*laughs*

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Welcome to Lifestyles of the Frustrated and Confused...our subject today, Charles Capps, an administrator for an online forum....

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Charles: "Ms. Shannon Sinclair is about to make the largest decision of her life. On the other side of that door lays her destiny. But that destiny will not be what Ms. Sinclair had bargained for. She's about to choose...the Twilight Zone."

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"Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda."
--
Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Charles: *hatches a grin* Hi, hello, hello, and Welcome, Welcome to.............. THE FORUMS! I am Charles Capps, maitre de' forum! Come right this way....... Oohhh, I'm sorry, but I cannot seat you without the proper attire..... *hands the person an "I love Curry T-shirt"* ... Now if you need anything, don't hesitate to scream!
*scream is heard in the background*
*shouts in that direction* COMING!! ... we're so BUSY here! .. *wanders off*

*points to the person who can figure out where that quote was pulled from*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on May 04, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Of course that comes From "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

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Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Young CC: "Um, hi, I was, um, wondering, if...you know...maybe you wanted to, maybe, dance?"

[p.s. No disrespect, boss---in high school, I never got beyond "Um..."]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

In a strange, alternate universe, there is a Charles Capps who doesn't like Star Trek, fears computers, and recently got promoted to assistant manager at The Sizzler.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

(The name of the girl, leaning over in a fit of laughter, is Danielle)

At this moment I was attempting not to break into hysterical laughter at the group of friends behind the person taking the picture... *L*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*following the theme from TSN*

Lowered expectations.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Ouch.

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Girl: "My GOD, his butt looks big in that!"

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*cringes* .... hey guys, Watch the crude remarks, okay? ... I may have to take my whip to yah.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

I detect no crudeness....

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

What? Was that offensive? I've been the butt of that joke one too many times.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Flee in terror as Charles Capps holds the mighty Masamune!!!!

Masa: This gets boring........

Mune: Where's Cyrus or Glenn when you need him?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*trying not to choke from laughter while eating Cheez-Its* Erm....Charles? Did you ever play a certain guy on ST TNG? Oh...what was his name...Crusher? yeah! Thats it!!

"Hi Captain Picard! Can I borrow the Enterprise for the evening? ;-) Got a hot girl I wanna show the sunset on Bajor..."

BWAHAHAHAAA.....sorry, CC...that picture just BEGS that, though *L* I must say, the beard gives you a whole new look. It makes for a very good picture. (*sniggers*...I just had to do this...)

WARNING, WARNING WILL ROBINSON! THIS JEDI DOES CRAZY THINGS WHEN SHE BE BORED.

okay, nuf of that. no more comments from this peanut gallery *tapes her own mouth shut and slips back into the shadows*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

'And this photo of Charles was taken in the days of the old high school. Before the dark times. Before the beard'

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

oh yeah! i already mentioned i love the way he looks with the beard!

*goes into deep hiding for fear of a violent reaction* hehe...*waves white flag in front of CC's face*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC: "Hello. I'm Charles Capps, and we're here tonight to discuss the use of arrays in Perl scripts."
Someone in audience: "No we aren't. This is a gathering of the Cult of Curry."
CC: "Oh...er..." *runs for emergency exit*
Daryus: "Well, it was worth a try. Who's up for some lamb curry?"

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*L* *senses a stroke of revenge coming...*
I CAN TAKE IT, YOU HEAR!! **BrInG** **iT** **oN** *L*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Charles: Well? What do you think? Soft as an android's Bottom?

Audience in an overwhelming voice:

NO!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Auctioner: "Now, ladies, we have a semi-bachelor programmer and webmaster of a massive Star trek forum, his name: Charles Capps from, ehh, Moron Hell, is it? *looks at Capps quizically* Yes, well, anyways, his starting bid is, $200, do I hear $200?"

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GET THE MONEY!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

(continuing Antag's entry)

Woman 1: "25 cents!"
Woman 2: "30 cents!"
Woman 3: "I'll bid $5 if he's willing to repaint my garage..."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Narrator: "Now this is what we in Vermont used to call moose-face-before-an-untimely-collision syndrome."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Ouch!

*Charles grins devilishly after he just made an off-color remark about the girl behind him*

*Immediately after the picture was taken*

Girl: Charles, what did you just say?

Charles: Umm....

Girl: *SLAP!*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*mutters something about accursed double posts*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 10, 1999.]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC: "You are now enetring... the Twilight Zone... doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo..."

*everyone stares*

CC: "What, you think I carry a tape player w/ the Twilight Zone theme around w/ me?!"

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

As this special double edition CapCom draws to a close, we havwe one moral to learn.

CapComs are best kept as one week things. Trust me.

Honorable mentions to TSN's "such forums as.." post and Antagonist's auction, just for being so mean and nasty and um, funny.

Runners up are Liam's little before the beard ditty (unusually short for him) and Shadow's masterful Executioner line (I liked the Perl scripts one, too).

But the winner is the veteran Xentrick, *golf commentator* "who shows and amazing versatility in moving from the CapCom format to the CappsCom and back again". Ever see those guys at the Sizzler? They are such Capps wanna-be's...

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"I haven't done any research, but I think the Defiant is 170m."
-Frank Gerratana

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Xentrick tips his hat to the gallery, then waddles his way back to golfcart before he can collapse under the mind-May sun.