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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I must confess, between the rather boring nature of a lot of the images I've seen, and the habit Simplenet has of just suddenly stopping responding whenever I try to go to Star Trek Interactive, it's proving bloody difficult to find the quality of pics I want. That's why many of the middle episodes have only one. . . Plus, with only DS9 featured, there's the danger of repetition. Not that I have to worry about that with such a range of talented entrants, and Liam too!

Anyway, to compensate for the above (the lack of pics, that is - nothing can compensate for Liam) I'm going to be doing these every two days. Now, what's going on here. . ?

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Dumar considers going "Klingon" on Weyone.

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PARTURITION

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Weyoun: "Tag! You're it!"

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Biggs: "That camera had BETTER not be on!"

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Weyoun: Hey, Damar... I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?

*Damar phasers Weyoun*

Thot Gor: *static*

Damar: He was a zombie?

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by jh on :

Weyoun: "And without gloves, too. I'm so daring."

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Damar: Oh don't look so smug! I'm still a better dart player than you.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Damar: "What the hell is that?"

Weyoun: "You like it?"

Damar: "Of course not! 'Edosipe wen lla'? What's that, some kind of Vortaspeak?!"

Weyoun: "Oh, shut up." *starts smiling like in the picture*

Damar: *looks at Weyoun for a few seconds, then kicks his ass*

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"Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette. And curse Sir Walter Raleigh; he was such a stupid git."
-the Beatles, "I'm So Tired"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Founder: "Yes, Weyhoun, I do like you better than I like Damar."

Weyhoun: "Told you."

Damar: "You're dead at recess, kiss-ass."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Weyhoun: "Well, I guess you were wrong. Episode 1 didn't break the Jurassic Park 2 one-week record. Looks like you owe me a Coke."

Damar: (grumble grumble grumble.) "You'll get it."

Weyhoun: "Unless you want to go double-or-nothing on Worf vs Gowron?"

Damar: "Rrrr. Gowron, and I'll take the point spread."

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Damar: What are you smiling about? Don't you realize that if the Federation wins this war we'll all be dead?!

Weyoun: Yes, of course, I realize that, Damar. But you see...that's the joys of cloning. *smirks* You see...The Founders trust me...well, to some extent, nonetheless...So I have a bit of access to the cloning chambers. Already, I have 5 more clones of myself maturing for after the war...in the event that I DO perish. You see...you just can't beat me.

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*Monty Python reference*

Damar: What?! With a melon?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

* Continuing Raven's MP references *

Weyoun:Vewy well! I shall fwee...Worf!

Damar:Ehh,we don't seem to have a Worf, sir.

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Weyoun: Hehheh, hehheh. Hey Damar. Check out the chick at the water-fountain.

Damar: Hehheh. Where? Hehheh.
(Sees her) Hehheh, cool, hehheh.
(They snigger together.)

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Weyoun: "And as you can see, with the WonderChair 2600, and it's built-in Vibrate and Massage modes, I can travel over these speed-bumps the Federation calls Mirandas in total comfort!"
(cue unbelieveably smug look)

Damar: "Oh come on! I want a go! Please??"

Weyoun: (Thinks about it for a minute, sees Damar's expectant face slowly light up, and with smugger face)
"Ne-oh!"

Damar: "Why I oughta...!"

(Fades out to kicks, punches and childish whinging)

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Weyoun: You know, Damar...You are so cute when you're angry!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Weyoun: So, Damar, is your wife...is she a goer? wink wink nudge nudge...

Damar: A goer? You mean she travels? Yes, I do believe she does travel quite a bit...

Weyoun: Oh, she travels well! I know what you mean, say no more! wink wink nudge nudge he said knowingly!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Weyoun: "...and then he says 'No thanks, I've already been to Ferenginar!' Get it?"

Damar: "You can be replaced, you know."

Weyoun: "Ooh, scary. Judges, your decision? Yes...yes, it's unanimous. I am the funniest person in this room."

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Weyoun: "It's quite obviously a sailboat."

Damar: "Just shut up."

Weyoun: "Temper temper. Just cross your eyes and stand very close to it."

Damar: "But I've tried that!"

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

*LMAO @ Sol!*

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"Well, I dunno, Katie...I mean, it worked on the sheep and I thought why not try it on your baby?"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Hey, that was my joke.

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Weyoun: And Damar... Your bum looks rather cute in that...*wink*

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Damar: Give me back my Kanar, now, otherwise I'll look forward to meeting Weyoun 2118.

Weyoun: No matter how many Weyouns you kill, I'll always be back to taunt you.

Damar: *big grin* No you won't.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Damar: Weyoun, get your hand off my arse right NOW.

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The public has spoken. Common sense has prevailed. We have been returned what was wrongly taken away from us. All hail COCO POPS!!

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Must be getting on with these, there's a long way to go. . .

The winner is Jeff Raven. Runners-up are Krenim and Xentrick. 8)

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Which one?! Which one?!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Say no more. 8)