Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...
Alidar Jarok's Star Trek Image Library provides with an excellent look into the secret lives of an EMH and his nurse...
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Doctor: I'm trying to knock you out!
Paris: Ow! By squeezing my freaking shoulder? What are you on?
Soctor: It's a *grunt* Vulcan nexk pinch!
Paris: Well, it bloody hurts. Now stop it before I knee you in the nadjers.
Yup, Paris is from the East-end...
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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F
Doctor: And your answer?
Paris: Oh, yes yes a thousand times yes!
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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F
Paris: Sounds like crap to me...
Doctor: That's what I thought Tom. BTW, I've noticed that you still have all your hair. You've not going bald in the slightest.
Paris: Thanks!
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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F
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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"
Paris: Really?
Doctor, while squeezing Paris' shoulder several times: Hi, I'm Tom Paris! I'm the quadrant's worst medic, but gosh darn it, I get all the babes!
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
Paris: *pause* "Don't touch me."
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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"
Paris: No!
Doc: Yes. You've been a bad boy. Time out for you.
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Star Trek: Dark Horizon
Creator, Owner, Only Writer
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"So where are the nuggets on a chicken anyway?"
Paris: You're still not getting my SynthBud light...
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Tom: "Hey man, lay off! I'm just getting a li'l husky...s'all.."
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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace
Tom: "Then she did this Klingon martial arts move and threw me across the room. Here, let me show you."
Doctor: "If I said that you had beautiful legs, vould you hold it against me?"
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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
--
They Might Be Giants
Paris: "I was kidding!"
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
EMH: *reaches out* "Now, Tom, you know that's not true. . ."
Paris: "You lie! You want to be with Be'lanna, so her forehead will de-emphasize yours!"
EMH: "Actually, that's not a bad idea. . ."
Doc: Listen Tom, I'm a docter, not a professional Masseus! If you and Be'Lanna would stop playing around every night, you wouldn't have such awful muscle cramps!
Tom: That's none of your goddamn business - OUCH!!! *glares at the doc* Stop massaging so hard!!
Doc: Oh, BITE ME.
Tom: I think you're just jealous because you dont' get any - OUCH!! Knock it OFF already!
*storms out of the room*
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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart,
the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if
you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
Doctor: Like this?
Paris: YEAH! *Collapses*
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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
Doctor: generates fake glasses and a mustache Then don't do that.
Sorry folks, I had to do that one. It was just too easy.
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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.
The First One wins hands down (all of them were great!). Krenim gets the first runner-up (I can just picture that! *LOL*); Fabrux gets second runner-up.
Honourable mentions: Jubilee who can clearly be adorned with an Innuendo Award and Tora Ziyal for the obvious entry!
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]