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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ah, yes. Here I am. Yes, the eleventh GuestComs! They're the Plain and Simple edition, I must add.
Alas, no DS9 images, but I've added some nice Innuendo Awards, so I suggest you try to go into the gutter. Or else.

Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...

The Star Trek Photo Gallery has been kind enough to provide the Net with such a lovely example of imagery for this fine runway of CapCom images...

Green: The colour of envy or money?

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Spock: Okay, that's enough for oral. My place or yours?

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Jesus Liam, was that necessary?

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Kirk: "Why is everybody dressed like freaks in this time?"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Spock: Interesting, Captain... It seems that I can mind-meld with this currency note.

Kirk: Really? What does it say?

Spock: It says it's Alexander Hamilton, and it wants to know whether or not he won the duel.

Kirk: No.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Kirk: It appears that here in the Castro District no one looks twice at two fellows walking around the streets in odd dress having a good time together. *smiles* A am quite happy you know.

Spock: I am quite gay today myself Captain.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Kirk: "Well, now all we need is to find a way to get around."

Spock: "Perhaps that woman on the corner in the leather clothing will provide us transportation."

passer-by: "Well, she'll give you a ride, anyway..."

*sees everyone looking at him* Oh, like the other entries were any better! :-)

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Spock: Are you sure, Admiral?

Kirk: Yes Spock. Just take the money and put it in her g-string. I think I've got some bills in here...

Spock: *puts money in g-string* This pleases me

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Star Trek: Dark Horizon
Creator, Owner, Only Writer

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Spock: Admiral, can you explain those on that female across the street?

Kirk: Ah yes, I do believe that is why they call this place 'Silicone Valley"...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

Spock: "Captain, I do believe there is some... toilet tissue hanging from your pants."

Kirk: *hurriedly reaches behind*

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*expands on Josh's post*

Kirk: yeah, well...did you notice what you have around your HEAD, Spock?

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

*LOL @ Wey*

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Spock: "Captain, you are an expert on this peroid of human history. Why did that woman just give me some money and say 'You need to update your look, girlfriend?'"

Kirk: "Spock, that wasn't a woman."

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

LMAO

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

Posted by jh on :

Spock: Her offer of twenty dollars was quite generous.

Kirk: Only twenty bucks for Starfleet issue underwear? And I got no support now!! I'm flippin', I'm floppin' ! I'm all over the place here! I hate this place!!

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Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Spock: "So you see, Captain, my choice of garments was an inspired one, preventing as it does any attampt to correctly estimate the size of my bum."

Kirk: "Shut up, will you?! *covers rear* I feel like everyone's staring at me!"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Kirk: "Spock, from where I stand you're a smartass!"

Spock: "Well, since I'm standing next to a dumb ass, that would not be too difficult."

Kirk: "D'Oh!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk: Well, we have some time to waste... I think we could take in some of the local culture.

Spock: Indeed, let us check out this "Trek Convention."

Kirk: Hmmm....Guest Speaker: William Shatner... Wow, what a handsome devil.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Someone off-screen to Nimoy: "Hide your feelings Luke! They do you credit, but they can be made to serve the emperor!"

Shatner: "Damnit Len, I knew filming just after Return of the Jedi would be a bad idea. (to stagehand) Booze! Now!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Kirk: "We're two lonely sailors with liberty call in a picturesque port-city. Where to first, Spock?"

Spock: "We only have a dollar, Captain."

Kirk: "Columbus Street. We'll probably even get change back."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

"New York, New York! It's a wonderful town - the Bronx is up and the Battery's down!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Spock: "What do they mean, exact change"
Kirk: "Not yet."

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Kirk: Hey Spock, I've been meaning to ask. Are you wearing anything under that?

Spock: Ummm, Nope.

Kirk: Then how are you supposed to do the swimming scene?

Spock: We've still got fifty bucks left.

Kirk: Well, Not really. Just the ten you've got left. I spent the rest on some nice girl three blocks back.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Hmm. Toughie.

Jay just has to be the winner! The First One gets first runner-up for the bum and smart/dumb gags, and Xentrick gathers the second runner-up for the girlfriend joke.

Honourable mention goes to Liam: He gets the "You said what?" commendation and a mini Innuendo Award.

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Oh yeah!! *does his capcom dance*

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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman