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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.

Starting you off easy. . .

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Data: "And then Geordi refused to laugh with me. You would never refuse to laugh with me, would you?"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Data: "You see, my Perfect Match Weekly for Starfleet Crewmen said we were compatible!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Mr. Tricorder: What are you doing just standing around, dummy? Get Batman!

Data: Yes, Mr. Scarface, I mean Mr. Tricorder, sir.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Another fatal attempt of Brent Spiner at the Improv ...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Senor Data: "It's alright?"

Tricorder with a Spanish accent: "Salright."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Data: "Oh, we couldn't possibly do that, Mr. Flibble. Who would clean up the mess?"

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Data: *to Mr. Tricorder* And then, while the captain wasn't looking, I took a nice, long, look at his bum. And you know what? You're right.... those new pants DO make his bum look big!

Mr. Tricorder: I TOLD you so!

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

*is good at sex but not good at spelling, unfortunatly*

[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited June 28, 1999).]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Data: "And what do we say to evil psychopaths who blow up suns, Mr. Hat?"

Mr. Hat: "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Data: "What's that mister hat? Oh, we couldnt possibly do that mister hat!"

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Data: Mr. Twig, I like you a lot better than Mr. Hat.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Data: There once was a woman from Venus, whose head was shaped like a...........

Tricorder: Will you cut that out? I'm sick and tired of your lame jokes!!!

Data: *sniff*, even my tricorder does not like my jokes.

Geordi *offscreen*: LaForge to Picard, Data's emotion chip is malfunctioning again.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited June 28, 1999).]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Data: "Pleeeeez? Just once?"

Mister Tricorder. "Okay, but no tongue!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Tricorder: "You must purge the ship, Data."

Data: "But, they are my friends."

Tricorder: "They are living in sin. Purge the ship, Data. Now."

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"Breath...keep breathing. I can't do this alone"
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Radiohead

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tricorder: "I am Emu of Borg. Resistance is futile. We will peck your nose in an irritating fashion."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Lamb Chop: "Data! A mean person has sheared me!"

Data: "It is. . . hardly noticeable."

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(Data throws his voice)
Tricorder: I love you, you love me...

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Data: Finally, I can unveil my new design: Pac-man for the 24th century and beyond!

Geordie: Er, Data, how long have you sepnt on this.

Data: *sniff* 11 years.

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Data: But, Mr Tricorder, I've worked long and hard. I've saved the ship on more than one occasion. I think I should ask Captain Picard for a promotion.

*putting onan James Bond badguy voice*: No, I don't quite think so. You see Data, it is not enuogh for me to simply kill yuo, or drive you mad. I could do that here. Or at Welsey's stag night. No, first I must embarrass you deaply into killing yourself. It's started already. Troi outranks you, and soon even doggy-boy Worf will be your CO. And then, only then, will you be put out of your misery. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Data *normal voice*: I liked you more when you just said 'Twinkle-tweet"

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I suppose I'd better judge these. . .

The winner is Sol - his evil manipulative Tricorder was my favourite. Runners-up are Tahna Los and Kosh, with honourable mentions for RW and Saiyanman Benjita *checks* I spelt it right! 8)

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hooray!

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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
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John Linnell