The crew finds out exactly who cut one...
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
Han: "Oh, fer cryin' out loud, will ya shuddap already? WE AREN"T LOST AND I AM NOT STOPPING TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"
[Attempt the second:]
Leia: "What do you mean that was the last rest area for the next 12 parsecs and YOU JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STOPPING?!?"
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"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
--Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
Solo: *thinks* I am so going to push her out an airlock...
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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"
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Leia: "Who are you calling 'big-bummed'?!"
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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"
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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
Leia: Wait a minute... this isn't Han! It's a cardboard cut-out!
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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
Han: THANK you, Goldenrod for your input. Now go find an airlock to step out of.
Leia: I'd rather kiss a wookie!
Chewie: Yrrrgh Grrn!!*
*Translation: HELL no!
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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"
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WHO ARE YOU
C3P0: Well, he is the only man on board.
Chewie: *growl, snarl*
C3P0: No, Wookies don't count. Hey! What're you doing! *shouts as he is thrown out the airlock*
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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Han: "Sorry, doll, Chewie called shotgun."
Han: "Damn it, I want what's mine."
Chewie: {they always fuck you at the drive-thru.}
Han: "Well...I mean...not exactly never. I mean, I'm real good at Microsoft Flight Simulator."
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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
--
John Linnell
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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
Han: He is...um...you've seen Police Academy right?? *zip* Ooooooooo yeah!!
Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!
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WHO ARE YOU
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
"I could never sleep my way to the top, 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up." - TMBG
Han: Nah. Luke's missing. Leia's got rid of her headphone haircut, and I'm actually wearing different clothes for once. And 'old actor-guy' isn't saying "I have a bad feeling about this". It's a completly different situation.
Leia: We're coming out of the asteroid field. Let's head for that moon over there.
Han: I have a bad feeling about this.
(everyone looks at Han)
Han: D'oh!
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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain
han: Hey, it's not my fault. It's too bright in here. I'm sure that there were less lights in here in the last movie.
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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain
Chewie: Harrrrrrrgggggggnnnnngggg!
C-3PO: Oh my, this ship really is lacking in the way of decor...Could use some drapes and maybe some solid colors, instead of all these lights... Oh my, Han, why do they call this a *giggle* 'cockpit'?
Han: *thinks* Just great, stuck up here in the ship with a whiny chick, a smelly furball, and a gay robot...somebody just freeze me in carbonite or something...
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
Leia thinking: I'd rather kiss a Wookie.
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WHO ARE YOU
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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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C-3PO: "But..."
Leia: "Shuddap!"
Han: "OOOOOoo..., a little higher. Yes there!! AAAAaahh!"
Chewbaca: *grin*
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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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*Red Dwarf Reference
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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Leia: "But Han, what about those concert tickets you promised to give away to the tenth caller!"
Solo: "Yeah, if we play Ozzy and Rob Zombie back-to-back, be caller ten to score backstage passes for Ozfest. What do ya say to that, Wookie-man Jack?"
Chewie "Howwwwllll."
Han: "Now here's Professor Goldenrod with the traffic and weather..."
Honorable mention goes to Xentrick for the final one, because this actually does look like a radio studio, doesn't it?
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
--
John Linnell
Han: What do you think this is, a Winnebago
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!