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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Well, despite the current turmoil of who is going to take over, I'm going to fill in for this week. I hope I can at least keep everyone satisfied until the situation is settled.

First up, Some Original Series...

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Capcoms Forever! Long Live the Great and Almight Capcom!
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Spock: Allow me, some fishing line oughta hold those fingers together.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
McCoy: "Vulcan salute? No... But I can make a little doggie... Ruff, ruff!"

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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Spock: "No, doctor. The same genture with the fourth finger held out is an invitation to perform an undesirable sexual act on oneself. It is quite uncouth."

McCoy: "Dammit, Spock, Can't you just say 'It'd be flipping him the bird??'"

Spock: "I believe I just did."

Kirk: *stage whisper* "If you don't get BOTH your butts out here right NOW, I'm going to SHOW you what an 'undesirable act' IS!"

*****

or would that be 'undesirable ACTING?'

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'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
McCoy: "Dammit, Spock, I'm a doctor, not a hand-gesture guy."

Spock: "And this is the same hand you use to operate a scalpel? Remind me to never need surgery."

[This message has been edited by Xentrick (edited October 12, 1999).]
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Spock: "Now say 'Nanoo nanoo.'"
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
MaCoy: Damn it to hell Spock, I can't do it!

Spock: Of coarse not Doctor, You are not a Vulcan! Only Vulcans can do this.

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin


 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Ooh, Xentrick thought of "nanoo nanoo", too.


Spock: "This pair of Vulcans went to the market..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
McCoy: "Help me Spock! Get it off! I'm a doctor, not a personal dexterity pruner."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
McCoy: "Well, fine then, Mr. Uppity Vulcan! If that's the way you're going to be... You just take your ring back! I never want to see you again!" *runs away crying*

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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Bones: But how does THIS gesture work your bum muscles?

Spock: It doesn't. It does, however, alert the Ambassador in a very subtle way that his bum looks humongous in that.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

38 days till the dreams become reality...
 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
McCoy: I'm sure they'll invent a holographic doctor someday that can make this sign...

Spock: So long as it is nothing like you, Doctor.

Cut to the 24th Century...

Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.

Spock: D'oh!

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic



 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Spock: ...... and by doing this Karate chop, you can break every bone in their body......

Bones: Can I do it to you?

Spock: Do you think that would be logical?

Bones: Of course.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Sarek *in background*: Idiots!!!! They don't know ANYTHING!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
First place: TSN-No one can beat the vulcans at shadow puppets!

Second: Xentrick- Nanoo Nanoo!

Now, if no one else posts new capcoms by 10pm tonight, I shall do the favor. If anyone is interested, please email me, or ICQ or AIM me and let me know!! Don't let me look like a selfish bastard!

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"I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see, what its done to me...
To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to
The land that I one knew...
To learn as we grow old, the secrets of our souls."
Question, The Moody Blues

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited October 17, 1999).]
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
shozbot!
 


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