Seems about time I posted one of these threads... This will be judged by the poster's responses, not the individual question response. Remember to be creative!!!
1. What will you give me for this food?
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
7. Why did I just ask that?
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
Good Luck!!!!
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For the last time, no. And put your clothes back on...
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
Well, if you're blind, and the hamster doesn't move, and the doughnut is very very moldy...
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
Use the same things you would to make adobe, but, rather than 'e', double the quantity of 'o'.
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
Put me in charge and let me execute anybody I don't like.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
A babelfish? I've always wanted to be multilingual...
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
Mmm... Forbidden doughnut... Ahh...
7. Why did I just ask that?
Because you're silly.
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
Well, it used to be exothermic, but, after the little announcement you and CC made, I'm not so sure anymore...
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
Sand. In very uncomfortable, hard-to-clean places.
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
Depends... Are they breeding with the pets...?
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-Colonel O'Neill, Stargate: SG-1: "Bane"
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2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
Well, when you bite either of them, gooey purple stuff comes out. Simple mistake.
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
Cucumbers and Toothpaste
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
Well, Ms. America seems to be doing a damn fine job already.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
I'm under strict authorization not to release that information, ma'am.
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
Sacred Pastry comes from the same fine company that brought you those damn 'cripsy-creme' things. The flavours are 'God's Secret Recipe', 'Jesus-Berry' & 'Moses Sprinkle'.
7. Why did I just ask that?
Idiocy.
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
Why can't I use a dictionary? If I did, how would you know I didn't? I could ask a friend whos' a chemist, and he could tell me. There are so many loopholes here, that I could find any number of ways to tell you the answer to your question. Exothermic. There you go. Now, how do you know I didn't consult anything?
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
Pineapples
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
Why do they need to leave? What good are mating pets without an audience?
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2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
Well, they're both soft and cuddly, and gooey and smooshy when you eat em...except hamsters are a bit crunchy.
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
Well, all I could find was that is a Filipino dish, so I'm guessing you take one large Filipino and roast on a pan with some herbs and spices.
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
Reasonable way? I guess that leaves out sending all the beautiful women to my address wouldn't count. Then again, that might not work, either, but it is an idea!
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
Do you know any beautiful women that are attracted to fish? I don't either.
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
The Sacred Pastery is kept safe and locked up at the Capps Shrine, where all can behold its greatness. I do believe that blueberry was its original filling, but it has been since filled with gold.
7. Why did I just ask that?
You asked that because you haven't thought of anything else to ask at the moment, but then, you will soon think to ask this:
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
Well, being a chemistry major, I would have to say exothermic...well, it will become endothermic if I ever win the lottery...
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
2oz. Vodka
2oz. Melon Liqueur (Midori)
1oz. Chambord
3oz. Pineapple Juice
3oz. Cranberry Juice
Mix all ingredients and serve on the rocks. After about 4 of these, mix thoroughly with one nubile and beautiful woman.
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
I myself, have never been able to solve myself of this problem. *grabs head* TheY'RE EveryWhERE!!
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
Spam, Spam, and Spam. Mix well and serve
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
Arrange for space aliens to arrive, bringing us enlightenment, guidance, and a way to kill all the commies.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
No (ever seen The Incredible Mister Limpet? It�s only trouble.)
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
in the holy freezer section, near the blessed burritos
7. Why did I just ask that?
It had to be asked, and no one else had the gumption
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
I�ve been to Detroit: it�s definitely exothermic
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
don�t care, as long as it doesn�t involve crabs in any way
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
call the imaginary cops
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
A free lifetime membership to the Cranberry Juice Lovers fan club! Right now you're paying one New Zealand dollar per decade, although I haven't informed you...
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
Well, at Dumpy's (Dunkin'... whatever) Donuts, they taste the same. Always wondered why they called it powdered jelly donut on rye?
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
No ingredients at all, actually!
It's quite simple. Darwin saved the Ancient Dodo Empire from extniction just before its collapse. While the dodos are all gone, their ancestors, a Dobo Empire, still run things from their secret evolutionary hide-away in the Galopogos.
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
All hail the holy Lester B. Pearson.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
No, I think I'm fine being a platypus for now. Perhaps in my next incarnation, but thanks for the offer, Jubes.
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
The Sacred Pastry is found in my brain. Charles must pay for each extraction starting with yesterday. I shall soon become rich.
They come in Frankly Cranberry, Tropica-Lee Pineapple, Ultra Strawberry, Orange B'Liz-ard, and Fabr-ulous Grape, but primarily Banana Jubilee.
7. Why did I just ask that?
I think I've finally caught onto the answer for this question!
The imaginary sheep told you to do it!
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
Exothermic! And you thought Sol was bad this time of year!
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
Jeff does. And there's a good, edible ingredient in it.
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
Okay, I think you've had a little too much of the previous question. Go take a cold shower and come back. Although the possible breeding would explain why when I was counting the sheep last night, it was exponential...
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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2) *mouth full* What hamster? What Jelly donut?
3) Main Entry: ado�bo
Pronunciation: &-'dO-bO, �-'[th]O-bO
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -bos
Etymology: Spanish
Date: circa 1951
: a Philippine dish of fish or meat marinated in a sauce usually containing vinegar and garlic, browned in fat, and simmered in the marinade.
Okay, I admit. I cheated, I used the dictionary for this one..........
4) Ermmmm..... what, my thirty seconds are up ALREADY?
5) Naw, a Dolphin. Like my gf
6) In the Sacred Bakery. Duh!!!
7) Because you need to make a shopping list?
8) Definitely exothermic. That's giving off or creating heat. An example of something being endothermic is when our bodies start to burn in an exothermic environment (also known as Hell).
Okay, I admit, I cheated on this one too........
9) *listening to Bleeding Gums Larry* Oh wait, I thought you said "SAX on the beach......"
10) Too late, they're already here...... *grunts* Hey!!!! Stop Shoving.......
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Trust me, I ain't got nothing you want. Just gimmiethe food, and Sheep-boy here won't get hurt.
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
My dog eats both...
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
Oh, that's EASY! Adobe with Oregano.
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
First of Two for Global Dictator. 'Nuff said.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
Nope, spent some time as a fish in the late 70's. I got prune hands.
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in?(blueberry doesn't count).
That's what that covered thing the Muslims keep circling around in Mecca REALLY is. It's filled with strawberry and coconut.
7. Why did I just ask that?
We're ALL mad here, Alice.
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
As it turns out, Hell is Exothermic, thanks mostly in part to Heaven's close proximity to the Sun (since it is always in the sky there,) God, Jesus, and halos -- all confirmed sources of radiant energy. In fact, I recall a scientific paper which proved that Heaven must be hotter in hell, leading to a necessary heat transferrance between Hell and Heaven. Also remember the journalistic works which suggest Hell has a frozen center (Dante).
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
Well, when I do it, it usually contains a great deal of sand, biting sand flies, and the occasional jellyfish which may drift up to a preoccupied coupler during high tide and sting him/her (depending who is supine at the moment) on the tuckus.
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
My imaginary friend hates me. I slept with his imaginary girlfriend.
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
2 cents
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
if you are drunk mabey?
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
I don't ask, I just eat
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
forcefeed everyone pot brownies, everyone will then love one another
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
merman would be nifty
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
at the nearest catholic church potluck
7. Why did I just ask that?
no clue
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
endothermic of course
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
some juice, and alcohol
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
uh, you take your medicine
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and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
This one was a toughie, there were a lot of really great individual answers, but in the end, there can be only..... well, only three. So, here we go:
1. Benjita takes the cake with his long and seamingly pointless answers to my questions. Just the sort of things i'm looking for. Have FUN with the questions! I also really love the obscure movie reference (I would have preferred being the bird, actually.... though being as beautiful as that lady squirell would be nice, too..... )
2. First of Two.... *LOL*. I'm not sure if I should vote for you, or Ben.... perhaps you guys can team up?
On second thought......... per'aps not.
3. TSN...I find you Hell joke very funny...... though I'm sure that when YOU get some, Hell really WILL Have frozen over. *ahem* And I won't bother telling you where to put the forbidden donut......
Welp, now I get to post 10 more... see you guys soon!
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2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
When you remove your hand you still want to lick your fingers *grimace* - even I thought that was sick
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
1 part Adobe Photoshop, 2 parts Sheriff Flobo
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore
peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
A race - around the world in eighty days - we'll meet in Leicester Square at noon tomorrow, the Queen herself will through the chequered flag... ;O)
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
Who is Or? - Odo's "cousin"?
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come
in? (blueberry doesn't count).
in the Sacred Pastry shop... lime and dental floss, sprouts and snouts and plain - with cherries.
7. Why did I just ask that?
Who asked who in the what now?
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or
chemistry book. Be creative.
Well I don't think Hellen would like you talking about her in that way...
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
Lots of sand and lots of pain...
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go
away before they invite pets and breed?
My imaginary friend says there is no such thing as imaginary friends...
Tanru errr Landru errrr Andrew!
thankyouverymuch.
Andrew
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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
It HAS been judged. So there. : p
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"SHOES!"
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
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-You are crazy.
-I thought I was pisces.
2. How is it possible to mistake a hamster for a powdered jelly donut?
- Depending how much you drank the night before, you could be hungover, not having shaved your tongue yet .. it can happen !!
3. What are the ingredients of Adobo?
- After a 26oz-er of Rye .. who cares, anything'll taste good !!
4. Please give a reasonable way to resolve world conflict and restore peace to the world. You have 30 seconds.
- Have everyone in the world start giggling like porky pig.. we'll too busy laughing at each other to care about the world's strife.
5. Or would you rather be a fish?
- I'm much better at being a Nut !! Can I be a vegetable?? Or .. maybe a clown.. oh.. no .. A Fish?
6. Where can you find the Sacred Pastry? And what fillings do they come in? (blueberry doesn't count).
- Sacred Pastry is located 2 stars to left and just a little past the Nexus. And fillings: Well the best one is the Cream-filled-Oreo-cookie-pecan-dum-dum-budweiser flavours.
7. Why did I just ask that?
- Cuz - 'Nuff Said
8. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? You may not use a dictionary or chemistry book. Be creative.
It is both... It is first Exothermic .. cuz it's so darn hot.. then it becomes endothermic as your endoskeleton burns to a crisp.
9. Anyone know what's in "Sex on the Beach" ?
- I don't remember !!
10. How do you convince your imaginary friends that they need to go away before they invite pets and breed?
- Too late .. When someone actually has a good suggestion, I'll try it and let you know if it works!!
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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;
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"Shoes, yes. Definitely. Shoes."
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii
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"Shoes, yes. Definitely. Shoes."
{i feel like a such a spaz}
One must know how to laugh at one's self to learn the ultimate lesson in humility !!
Consider meself learned !!
BWAHAHAHA
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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;
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"SHOES!"
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii