For those of you having trouble seeing this, i'll include a link.
http://members.tripod.com/jubeeMcGann/images/jpgs/demoncap.jpg.
I'm sure you all know how this works......
Hmmmmmm... now what could CC possible be thinking about HERE?
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
or
Announcer: "And for just $19.99, you too can enroll in the Snidely Whiplash School of Villainy, where you'll learn the basics, such as mustache twirling..."
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"I'm green! I'm olive! I'm chartreuse!
I'd love to stay one color, but what's the use?"
- Zorak, Bad Bug, Cartoon Planet.
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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*brontosaurus-sized meat comes out, crashes onto his computer*
CC: Much Better.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
*cue Jaws music*
It's Jaws Whatever Number They Are At: The Quest To Get All Those Dead People Out Of His Teeth...
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or
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*cue COPS music*
Bad Charles, Bad Charles, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when Jubes is away from you?
Well he'll come around Flare now and he'll ban a couple idiots on his way, then his toss his weight around and make everyone listen to what he has to say.
Bad Charles, Bad Charles, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when Jubes is away from you?
Well he'll get on the internet and ignore the ultimate UP3 for a day or two, or he'll waste his time trying to pick out something he forgot to chew!
Bad Charles, Bad Charles, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when JUBES IS AWAY FROM YOU!?
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Charles: Oh yeah baby... shake that @ss...oh yeah move it to the right...let me see that thong babe...
OR
Charles enjoying himself as he looks at the pictures of the British women over 50 who posed nude for a calendar.
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"Life is like a dick, sometimes you just wanna f**k it"
-Yun Zhu
USS Vanderbilt NCC-73121, Vanderbilt Class Starship
Anyway, my entry...
[Announcer's voice]
Use new Smooth-O Moustache Wax - the preferred styling product of such major villains as Yosemite Sam, Charles Capps and The Red Baron!
Guaranteed to keep your moustache perfectly coiffured even when Jubilee's trying to suck your face off!
[/Announcer's voice]
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show
Soon the satelittes will be ready, and a fiery path will scour Moron Hell free from Morons!
Then it will be called...HELL!!!
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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name
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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
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"Keep on Trekking"
-D. Kelly
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Anyone else wanna reply to this before I judge? :-)
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show
Charles: "Heh-heh-heh! Now that I've tied you up securely, Miss McGann, I'm free to go about my dastardly work of conquering the world!"
Jubes: "You've got ME tied up, and you're thinking about WORLD domination? What's WRONG with you?"
Charles: *considers the potential* "Er, ah... HMM! You have a point!"
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
First place: First of Two
Second place: Benjita (nude pictures of GADGET?!?)
Third place: Xentric and Jeff Raven
Thanks for cooperating guys!
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
I don't know whether to be pleased, or disturbed.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi