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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Yes, it was 2 posts from 200, but I figured, what the hell! So, continued from Word Association VII (of nine), here it is...the Neverending Word Association:

Turntables

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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[This message has been edited by The359 (edited June 18, 2000).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Roulette

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Olivia d'Abo

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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Q.

And where did "turntable" come from? That wasn't the last entry in the other thread...

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
No, it was "This tape will self-destruct in five seconds".

And to that I say... John Woo.

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Kung Fu.

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Keanu Reeves

("I know Kung Fu!")

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Laurence Fishburne ("Show me.")

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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Show me the money.

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Lawyers

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
...and sharks. Why don't sharks eat Lawyers? Professional Curtesy.

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Land Shark!

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Sharkland.

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Sharky the Sharkdog

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Another reason to stay at home and rent all the Jaws movies

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Eek! the Cat rules!

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
That fat pink cat. (Sorry, but I haven't seen that show in a long time... *L*)

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Garfield

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
BTW, Happy Birthday Garfield!

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Happy Birthday! Pikachu

(The most expensive Pokemon TCG card)

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Theft

(A collector shop here got robbed of $1,200 worth of Pokemon cards.)

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
That's probably just one card or something...

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Unnecessary annoyances...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Milosevic...

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
As the local radio shock jokes puts it:

Sloppy Joe Missle Bitch
(Slobadon Milosevic)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Waste of our time.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
A lot of vacuum is called space.

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Vacuum pumps

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Swedish-Made....oh, you should know the rest by now!

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball (Member # 239) on :
 
That's not my bag, baby, yeah!

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
Behave!

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Bee hive.

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
hairstyles that can catch fire quickly

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Kazon.

(Or Ziggy Stadust, couldn't decide which...)

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
But where were the spiders?

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It's not my birthday
It's not today
It's not my birthday so why do you lunge out at me?
--
They Might Be Giants
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! I'll give you a cookie.


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Arachnophobia

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Arachnophobia

(First time I watched it, i thought it was a good horror movie. Second time I watched it, I laughed my ass off.)

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Candyman: Day of the Dead

(that movie's just plain creepy)

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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
To John DeLancy(sp?) at a Star Trek Convention...

Fan 1:
"What does Q eat for breakfast?"

One child fan to another:
"I bet he eats spiders for breakfast!"

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
The Haunting.

(Not the recent movie, but another one made over seven years ago, I was 10 or 11 at the time and it scarred me for days.)

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Snail snot.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Sneeze

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
I've got a REALLY bad cold today.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Bless you.

::Hands him a tissue::

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
You, too? I don't have a head anymore...I just have a great big SNOT PIMPLE.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Acne

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
Mt. Fuji

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.


 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
As this is the thread where nothing adds up and nothing makes sense, I'll mention that I wrote a poem today featuring Mt. Fuji. It's called "Six Pair Karate Heroes", I think.

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It's not my birthday
It's not today
It's not my birthday so why do you lunge out at me?
--
They Might Be Giants
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! I'll give you a cookie.


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Karate Kid

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"When cometh the day we lowly ones, through quiet reflection and great dedication, master the art of karate, lo, we shall rise up, and then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."
-Pink Floyd, "Sheep"

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Okay, how do I respond to that?

Pink Lemonade or Pink Triangles...hmmm...

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Teletubbies (pink triangle stuck on his big head)

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FuckU-FuckMe: Changing the feel of communication:
"What kinds of security controls does FuckU-FuckMe offer?

All FuckU-FuckMe users can control whom they connect to on an individual basis. There's no need to go to a public reflector. "

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prakesh's Star Trek Site


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
(Is boycotting Teletubbies altogether)

Amy Jo Johnson or Catherine Sutherland.... Hmmm...

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 24, 2000).]
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Catherine Zeta Jones

She's not a babe. Really.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Kathryn Janeway played by Kate Mulgrew or Nicole Janeway played by Genevieve Bujold...it's like choosing between hell or purgatory...

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"Ooohh...yes...my little chihuahua..."

(Kate Mulgrew in "Throw Momma Off The train")

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Yo quiero Taco Bell..."

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Ariba!

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Speedy Gonzales

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Speed and caffeine...

(that's how that mouse was able to be so fast)

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
...not just for breakfast anymore.
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Mmmm....Shredded Feet and Ape Guts.

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Planet of the Apes

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
They Might Be Giants.

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
On the next Jerry Springer...

Giant people and the little people who love them

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 26, 2000).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Flat-out sex

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
The mammoth breasts of my housemate & her 2 friends...with only me staking claim to them.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
I'm going out next friday with my ex, who is now married for 3 years and has 2 children... That's about as close as I can currently get to a good looking girl.

And now to continue with our regularly scheduled program:
Women... Can't live with them, can't live without them...

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 26, 2000).]
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
This intimate encounter has been cancelled due to incipient migraine. We now return you to your regularly scheduled involuntary celibacy.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Got Laid?

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Went to Hawaii, got lei-ed...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
Got milk?

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Got root?

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
A million and one boxes.

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
99 bottles of beer on the wall...

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Got bier?

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Octoberfest

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
*didn't see that TSN had posted just before him*

Welcome to Slayerfest 98!

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Muffy, the Vampire Baker

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Muff Dive

(hopefully you know what that means...)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball (Member # 239) on :
 
pervert.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
The typical male teen.

------------------
Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Printing out pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller.

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 28, 2000).]
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Printing out pictures of the Prometheus Class starship and of the Brewer Twins

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt
(Teen Scream Queens)

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Mmmmm... Jennifer Love Hewitt... ^_^

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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Ugh, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Yuck.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Who?

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
I know...

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
I still know...

------------------
"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
I don't know.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Who knows?

------------------
"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Who cares?

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Do you have ANY idea what I did last summer?

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Knows what you did last summer

------------------
Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
...if you knew what I did last summer, you'd be bored to death by now.

------------------
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Who's doing what THIS summer?

------------------
7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
I'm going to find myself another blond for the fall semester...

------------------
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Gwyneth Paltrow

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Gwynhyfwyr.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Spell Checker

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Spel Chequir

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Exchequer

------------------
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Bouncing Chequer.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Follow the bouncing ball....

------------------
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"The morning sun is shining, like a red rubber ball."

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
The sun is shining like a big fat babyface

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Happy Coca-Cola commercials.

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Cocaine

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Cocaine commercials with Carmen Elektra running through a waterfall of ice cold Cocaine Cola

------------------
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 30, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 30, 2000).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
da da da da, DA DAAA, da da, da da da da DA DA, cocaine.

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"Music in the past has often been about drugs. Remember Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, forming the letters LSD?? And Hey Jude? Hey Heroin."

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited June 30, 2000).]
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Europa

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Triton

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Trident

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Sugar free

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Phenylketonerics(asparatame)

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
I need an asperine after reading that...

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"ASPS..very dangerous.......you go first."

------------------
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Front De-Beuf.

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Nimrod: That quote about the Beatles... Who said that?

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
David Spade, actually, in SNL. The one with Christian Slater hosting.
Oh, I miss Farley. "That polarbear ripped his head off like so much volleyball!"
-(Norm MacDonald)"Like so much volleyball"...what are you, the mighty Thor? No one talks like that!

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Punisher #3
"It's...bears." *THWOCK!*

Why? In the new Punisher series, in Issue #3 (or maybe it was 4, it doesn't really matter to the story) Frank Castle gets chased by mobsters through a zoo, after losing his gun. Cornered, he jumps into the polar bear habitat, follwed by the bad guys. Then, Frank punches a polar bear, turns around, and escapes. The polar bears find the bad guys, and think they're Frank.

Hilarity ensues.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Big Bear.

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Warm, fuzzy, cute. That won't do...

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Hm... "So much volleyball" means nothing... That "mighty Thor" bit makes no sense... And "Hey Jude" was most certainly not about drugs, even in the slightest...

Apparently, I haven't been missing much by not watching SNL... *L*

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Stupid Labatt Commercials


(I hope Canadians don't really have to wear bear suits just to pick up women...)

------------------
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
(Nah, those are just Canada's rednecks )

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I misjudged you, tsn.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
TSN doth not know the meaning of Asgardianspeak!?!!? Smiteth him like so much... um... of something that thou mightst smitheth with thy hand!

Oh, I checked, and it's Punisher #4.
And it's "Cuddly. Lovable. Docile. That won't do at all."

I can't wait until Castle meets The Holy. That's my kinda priest.

Oh, back to word association...


"Fostah's. Ostrahlyan for Beeyah."


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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi


[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited July 02, 2000).]
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Whazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
:::pulls gun & shoots Nimrod point-blank for acting as his name & using a trite trendy piece of advertising lingo:::

"'Head them off at the PASS?!?' I HATE that clich!!" --Hedley Lamarr

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
In what way did I "act as my name", pray tell?

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited July 03, 2000).]
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
What the hell is going on here? I've been out for a few hours and come back to this!

------------------
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Hi Jack!

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

*federal agents appear and pin Altair down with guns drawn*

Agent 1: We have a terrorist here attempting to hijack a plane!!!!

Agent 2: Interrogate him. Ask him about what he knows of Charles Capps.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 03, 2000).]
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Acting like your name"...your name's Nimrod.....:::throws up hands::: Never mind. it was an allegorical inference made in my distaste to the parroting of so-called "pop culture"...

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Nimrod was a well-reputed biblical hunter and emperor...

------------------
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
I know that...but you've never called someone a nimrod?

------------------
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
I've called my sisters Nimrods in front of my mother, but then again I met my mother's shoe heal for that...

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Personal Ad # 74913

-I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes.
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Nimrod, as a curse, was originally meant to implicate a poor hunter with poor timing, so I was a bit confused.

Although I still think you overreacted over my post. We WERE talking beer. Try to blend your feelings in with a word association next time like the rest of us, okay?

Can we get on with the show here???


Someone said hijack, I say U.S Marshals

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I've never called anyone a nimrod since I found out what it really meant... :-)

------------------
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I've never called someone "Son of a Bitch" since my wife told me she was a bitch. One kid is enough.

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
*AHEM*

Unnecessary Interuptions

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Coitus interruptus

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Onan, another old biblical dude... *L*

------------------
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Genesis

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Absolute Terror Field

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
F-22 ATF

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Zumwalt

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Zoom Zoom

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
All I wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom....

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Sheryl Crow
*man, I hate her*

------------------
7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Tomorrow Never Dies

She performed the theme song, and I haven't forgiven her since...

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Personal Ad # 74913

-I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes.

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Mississippi.

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Four-Eyes.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Watch your f***ing mouth, WATCH YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!!

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Watch for falling prices at WalMart...

The CD soundtrack to "The World Is Not Enough" for only $9.99!

Compare that to $11.99 at record stores...

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Personal Ad # 74913

-I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes.

 


Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
That damned yellow smilely face.

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Steven Hyde

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Saiyanman: What? Four-Eyes isn't meant to be a dirty joke. It's a gag towards those who wear glasses. Not that it should be offensive anyway.

Back to the WA:

Steven Jekyll (if there is such a person)

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
the old classic of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Dumbest movie: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Spaceballs

------------------
"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"

------------------
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"I'll NEVER get used to the 31st Century! Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch??"

------------------
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Wait until you see Archduke Chocula.

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Frank's Home Page
"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Used to love Count Chocula Cereal.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by KXZ (Member # 119) on :
 
What my mom never let me eat

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"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard"
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Glue.

------------------
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Bastard nacelles...!!" (usually followed up with "Why the fuck won't you goddamned stay where the FUCK I goddamned well TELL you to?!?")

And no, I haven't built a big 20-inch Connie refit in many years.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

[This message has been edited by Shik (edited July 07, 2000).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Bash kit

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Holy Sword Of Bashing
 
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Bad kitbashing

------------------
The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Frankenstein

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Captain Fred: "Frankenstein?!"
Ringo: "I used to date his sister."
Captain Fred: "His sister?"
Ringo: "Yeah, Phyllis."
-Yellow Submarine

------------------
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 07, 2000).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
*Tahna-I know what four-eyes is. I've been called that enough in my life (especially by my wife at an astounding rate of 2.3 times a day), I was just retorting angrily (for fun, of course) with that lovely quote from Face-off*

Back to the WA

Be careful, there are a lot of things in there that don't react well to guns

-Sean Connery "Hunt for Red October(Kracniy Oktyabr)"

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Carry a badge?"
"Yes..."
"Carry a gun."

I am not sure where that quote came from but it sounded like Sean Connery

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Just doing a little checking of previous Word Association Posts, and found that we aren't really at the 8th Word Association! Whoops! Here's a rundown of our previous WAs and how many replies they had:

Word Associations? - 501 replies, started by Ultra Magnus

Word Association, part II - 496 replies, started by Charles Capps

Word Association: The Next Generation - 317 replies, started by Jeff Raven

Word Association: Keep It Going - 211 replies, started by Charles Capps

Word Association: And on, and on, and on, and on... - 199 replies, started by Charles Capps

Word Association: The Next Generation - 219 replies, started by Charles Capps (not to be confused with the previous "The Next Generation")

Word Association: Series V - 202 replies, started by Fabrux

Word Association VI: The Undiscovered Country - 197 replies, started by Saiyanman Benjita

Word Association VII (of nine) - 198 replies, started by Saiyanman Benjita

Word Association VIII (No corny catch phrases here!) - 181 replies (including this one), started by The359

So, in reality, this is in fact the 10th Word Association Thread, not the 8th! And, counting up the replies (plus adding 10 for the starters of each thread), we have a grand total of 2731 posts of Word Association!

Next Word In Line:

WOW!

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Those are really nice tits. I'd like t'suck 'em."

(The first words I ever said to my ex-girlfriend Vanessa when I was intorduced to her)

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
And she let you live??

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Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
She must be a really cool chick!

But back to the WA...

"Mama..suck...suck"

-Liar Liar

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Faster, pussycat, kill! Kill!
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Live?" She blew me that night! Girl nigh well turned out t'be a clinical nymphomaniac. I haven't seen her in 10 years....well, in PERSON; I found nude shots of her on the wwweb. Ain't porn newsgroups grand?

WA entry as follows:

"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"...Yes, I'm sure you ARE..."
"Plenty O'Toole...!"
"Named after your father, no doubt..."

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
James Bond: And your name is...

Famke Janssen: ... Xenia Onatopp

James Bond: Onatopp...

Famke Janssen: Onatopp

James Bond: Well, the pleasure is all mine.


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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
James Bond: "Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck."

Homer: "Oh, sorry. Here's another one."

James Bond: "What's this card? 'Rules for Draw and Stud Poker'?"

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
lol

*Homer getting a soda out of a machine*
*Bond runs for the door*
Scorpio: Get him!
*Homer tackles Bond*
*Henchmen gun Bond down*

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Jeremy Hawke as James Monroe, but talking like Sean Connery....

"Who are YOU??"

"The name's Monroe..JAMES Monroe...& here's a taste of the Monroe DOCtrine!" **BLAM**

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Something I remember hearing somewhere...
Sean Connery as Captain Ramius meets Star Trek...

"Be careful... Some things in the warp core don't react well to phaser fire."

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"Warning! Warp core may breach sooner than you think!"

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- Buffy
 


Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
"Last chance to be a hero!"

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"WwwwwEESSSleeeeyy CrrrUSHHHHerrr...yyyouu'rrre mmyyyy HEEEEEErooo...!" --Ted Feng

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Kill! Crush! Destroy!

I think this also applies to this thread, as it is getting close to 200 replies.
Can somebody please close this thread?

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