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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
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Andromeda (from Tribune Entertainment, the company behind the show...)

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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Galaxy.

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Calvin: "Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character."
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Luxury (a great album by Fantastic Plastic Machine)

Hobbes? It's "sponsored."

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"Two parts slush...one part solid ice...one part hard-packed snow...a dash of assorted debris...sculpt into sphere, and serve at high velocity without warning." --Calvin
 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
The Love Boat

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Shik:
quote:
Hobbes? It's "sponsored."

I've been using that line for a few months, and someone just now pointing that out to me?

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Calvin: "Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character."
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Titanic and the Iceberg, true love, when the other rips your heart out through your side.....

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Never say "Bite me" to a Magog - they will literally bite you. And probably eat you.

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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"To each his own, boys. I likes mine raw."

Bonus if you know where that comes from.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Boy George Michael Jackson?
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Later to form the pop-group "The Barely-Males"

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited October 17, 2000).]
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Macaulay Culkin

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! (I can't stand that damn kid.)

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word


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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Lost in Hollywood obsecurity.

When was the last time he was even in anything at all?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Getting Even with Dad (1994) .... Timmy Gleason

Thus spake the Internet Movie Database.

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"Count the arms, the legs, and heads, and then divide by five."
-They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
So let it be written, so let it be done

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Them bones, them bones's gonna walk around, now HEAR THE WORD OF THE LAOORD!!!

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
Some people go to church just to say Goodbye,
Or try to make friends with the neighbour's wife.
Lemme tell ya brother, just as sure as you're born,
You better leave that woman alone.

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Ya don't tug on Superman's cape,
Ya don't spit into the wind,
Ya don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger,
And ya don't mess around with Jim.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Unless you're Slim.

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"I just can't imagine the sort of thinking that went into making up that story. Oops, sorry for cutting your head off, here, have another. Human? No, only elephants around I'm afraid. Want a lolly?"
-Simon Sizer, 18-Oct-2000
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Fatboy Slim

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Right about now, the funk-soul brother. Check it out now, the funk-soul brother.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Less is more!

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Is that like making a mountain out of a mole hill????

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
If Mohammed won't go to the molehill...

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"I just can't imagine the sort of thinking that went into making up that story. Oops, sorry for cutting your head off, here, have another. Human? No, only elephants around I'm afraid. Want a lolly?"
-Simon Sizer, 18-Oct-2000
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Muhammed Ali

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
sick medicine

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"Unleash the armageddon,
So all the children go to heaven"

"Blue Skies Bring Tears"-The Smashing Pumpkins.



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
pseudo-science

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
quote:
She blinded me with science!

- Thomas Dolby

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited October 20, 2000).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Weird Science

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Vanessa Angel. And that guy with curly hair. Norbort, I think his name was. Or something.

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"...Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum�, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan�, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off!" - Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl.
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Gort
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Mork. From Ork.

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The Fonz!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
The Waterboy.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"You can do it! All night LONG!!!"

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Poker

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Full house.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Olson Twins

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Super Menendez Bros. Press 'Fire' to start.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Super Mario Bros.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Nintendo

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"Dynamics is like playing hockey with a flexible hockey stick"
-My Physics teacher
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Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Space Truckers

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Space Lord Mother.......

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The Bates Motel

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Psycho.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
David Byrne

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"Two parts slush...one part solid ice...one part hard-packed snow...a dash of assorted debris...sculpt into sphere, and serve at high velocity without warning." --Calvin
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The Talking Heads.

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Pundits

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Crazy Ivan.


*wonders why Y is pronounced before 4, I mean Z in 'crazy'*

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Hawk 100

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Mohawk 55 last half of 1989 was the best mortar platoon in the US Army - Europe

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Area 51

That's where the little aliens are on holiday...

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Vacation, all I ever wanted...vacation, have to get away...."

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"Two parts slush...one part solid ice...one part hard-packed snow...a dash of assorted debris...sculpt into sphere, and serve at high velocity without warning." --Calvin
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
just another manic Monday
 
Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Dragnet

(after all... what's a working week without [Joe] Friday? )

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
The Net

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Lost in Space

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Danger Bart Simpson, Danger!

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Die, Bart, Die!

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Dr. Frasier Crane

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
"I'd murder a lamb chop, me. I said, I'd murder a lamb chop, our Ashley."

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Lamb chop?
Hmm...
One for the Americans then - Shari Lewis!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Do we really want our kids being taught by a dead woman and a talking sock? That's what's wrong w/ the world today...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
You must comply! Resistance is futile!

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Resistance is mootile. Moo will be homogenated. - Cow of Borg

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
*shakes head*

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
What's that rattling?

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Did that boy just ask "what's that battle"?

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Bluto: "Did we just take it when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Duke Nukem

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Captain Planet and the Planeteers!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Shamelessly liberal whining cartoon show *retch*

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
CBS News.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Jimmy Olsen

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
He's got it bad, for little Miss Lois Lane.

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
"Shrews, gophers, and squirrels are on my tyres,
Where I ran over them."

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll,
Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
LMAO 1of2!

"I can call my ma from up here.... HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Euphemisms. Fuck'em.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Did I hear swearing? Damn, fart, hell!" -Bart Simpson

Yeah, I probably got it wrong. It was something like that, anyway...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
"I'm... from... Canada... and... they... think... I'm... slow... eh?

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Teacher - "OK, do you know cursive?"
Bart - "I know hell, damn, bi..."

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)



 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
"We train our young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes..."

Colonel Walter Kurtz,
United States Army, 5th Special Forces,
Vietnam 1969

 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
OOOOHHHHHHH FFFFFFUUUUUUDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEE....

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Mmmmmmmmm... free goo...
[/homer]

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
D'OH!

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
A deer!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
dough, some cash, a wad of cash
ray, a guy who fixes cars
me, the one who takes out the trash
fa, the distance to the stars
so, a word that goes with well
la, a city which we dwell
tea, with honey it tastes swell
and that brings us back to dough...

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The Pilsbury Dough-Boy!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I respond to that with a picture.
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~bgrada/doughboy.jpg

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Night of the Living Gingerbread

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Slicing bread with a chainsaw.

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
An old fashioned hoom cooked meal...
at the Manson family

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The Addams Family

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Babelfish.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Ford Edsel

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Ford Mustang.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Aston Martin V12 Vanquish *drool*

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Can't sleep... Car'll eat me...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Christine

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer


(Forgot the H)

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited October 27, 2000).]
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Cujo.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
DeadCujo?

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"He's dead, Jim - you grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet!"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!"

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
"If You Can Read This, You Are Within Phaser Range."

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"Federation ships aren't made for combat. The only thing missing is a big neon sign on top of the saucer pointing towards the bridge saying: AIM HERE!"

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Starfleet's interior design teams have created the ultimate accessory for your quarters - the classic Japanese sofa bed, complete with photon warhead for emergency combat use.
That's right, it's a futon torpedo

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Gawd...

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"Oh my giddy aunt!"
"Oh my sainted aunt!"

From these commonplace exclamations of the early twentieth century, we can deduce that:
Vertigo is next to Godliness

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
P� gatorna gick folk omkring
och drog fr�n krog till krog
och alla drack varandra till
och dansade och log...


Cornelis Vreeswijk
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Jabberwocky

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Cockamaney

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Eh...you said 'cock'.

A Parliamentary Cock-aus meeting.

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Rhubarb!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Narf!

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
NAFF

------------------
"Unleash the armageddon,
So all the children go to heaven"

"Blue Skies Bring Tears"-The Smashing Pumpkins.



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Nerf.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Nerf herder

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the theme is made by Nerf Herder)

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Andromeda

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"He may not be a god, but on this ship, I am!"
-Andromeda

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Ascendent

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Rommie

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"He may not be a god, but on this ship, I am!"
-Andromeda

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Romulan.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Ale

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Amber hued refreshment

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Original pornstar name.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Watergate

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Zippergate

------------------
Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Gate 0

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The Forever War by Joe Haldemann

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
The Song That Never Ends by that puppet lady

------------------
Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Word Association

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Ack. Double Post.

Oh, and Andromeda sucks.

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited October 30, 2000).]
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Again, pornstar.
 
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Mmmm.....Goooeeyyy.

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Equality, Cooperation & Benevolence.

Vote Communist Party of America 2000.
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Magus, that ain't eggnog
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Coneheads

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Third Rock from the Sun

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
The Big Giant Head.

(I think that's Shatner's character... how appropriate)

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Egomaniac

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Ergonomic

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Egocentric

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Geocentric.

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Geo Metro

("Watch as Janeane BLENDS with the Geo Metro....")

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
He's dead, Mrs. Torrence
 
Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

------------------
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Bart Simpson

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
D'oh!

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Julie Andrews

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
That big long word that starts with "super" that I don't even want to try to spell.

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It has been brought to my attention that I need a new signature. Unfortunately, I don't happen to have a new one handy since no one's been by TrekSunday in a while to make witty or otherwise amusing comments. Don't you feel guilty now? ;)
 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
You mean:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

At least I think that's how you spell it.

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Mary Poppins and her acid trip umbrella.....

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Penguins

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Bud Ice

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Bud Bundy

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Christina Applegate

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Don't tell Mom... The Babysitter's Dead

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Trow momma from the train

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Captain Janeway

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Need-A-Shag

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Shaggs2Dope


Don't ask

------------------
Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
My Italian secretary, Alotta Fagina

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
female reproductive system

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
And what a system!

------------------
So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
diving

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
falling

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Flashback

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
"Oh my..." - Captain Sulu.

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Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"Oh my..." - Captain Kirk after the bridge fell on him, Generations

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt...

Sir Mix-a-Lot "Baby's Got Back"

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
"My God, it's full of stars!"

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"God damn you all to hell!"
Taylor, upon seeing the Statue of Liberty, Planet of the Apes

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?"

"Spaceballs?!"

"Oh sh*t, there goes the planet."

------------------
Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Continuous fire

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Fire in the hole!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
"Indian Takeaway: The Morning After!"

.......

Phew!

------------------
"Unleash the armageddon,
So all the children go to heaven"

"Blue Skies Bring Tears"-The Smashing Pumpkins.


[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited November 03, 2000).]
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Top 10 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:

#3. One word: Flatulence

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Going down!

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
BJ

------------------
Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

[This message has been edited by The359 (edited November 03, 2000).]
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
down, way, way, down, in the heart of Dixie......

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Circle Of Plasma

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Ring of Fire
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Japan

------------------
Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Lyta: "It was the year of rebirth..."
Vir: "the year of great sadness..."
Marcus: "the year of pain..."
Delenn: "and the year of joy."

(The One I Want is headed to Japan for a year to stduy)

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"... the name of the place is Babylon 5."

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
"The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5"

(I'm only on season 2 so far. First time watching it all the way through. )

------------------
"Well, we came, we fought, we got spanked."
-Sheamus Harper, Andromeda


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Grease Lightning

------------------
"I could kill you right now and not feel a thing, inside I'm DEAD!"
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
1.21 gigawatts!?

------------------
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Dr. Emmett Brown

------------------
Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Doc

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"Well, we came, we fought, we got spanked."
-Sheamus Harper, Andromeda


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Document

------------------
Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
MS Office Premium Deluxe Professional Beta 2.3 Build 1402

------------------
Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Coral linux

------------------
Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The Great Barrier Reef. With penguins.

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"Yeah...apparently Sizer is very hard to say, so they replace it with 'Is Mr. Caeser home?'
Sometimes I'll say that no, he has, in fact, passed away.
'My apologies.'
'Oh, that's ok, I'm over it. Brutus is still a wreck though.'
Then I hang up."
-Simon Sizer on telemarketers, 1-Nov-2000
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Sushi.

------------------
Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?"
Hobbes: "Irrational behavior."
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
 




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