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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

right, um, the other one hit 200, so I guess it's time to start a new one.

Word:
Finger

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Goldfinger

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Goldeneye.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Goldenrod....... If my ex-wife is going to be around I make sure I have lots of it...... I lover her allergies......

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Nimrod

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Biblical mythology.

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Neon Genesis Evangelion

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Blue

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

and back to blue balls.....

ok deep sea

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Blue Submarine #6

another good anime mentioned in this thread

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Blue Lagoon

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"I-ah dropped my langustino..."

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Ich bin ein Berliner!"
(which, roughly translated, means 'I'm a jelly donut!')

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Or "I am a resident of Berlin."

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

No, that would be "Ich bin berliner!"

It's like saying "I am a Hamburger" (I am a resident of Hamburg) or "I am a hamburger" (I am an all-beef patty on a bun, with your choice of condiments)

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Cheeseburger

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Nein! Man kann "Ich bin ein Berliner" sagen und bedeutet einen Berlinwohner. Ich glaube.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Kis mir im tocha.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Frank: They way I was taught it, when Germans talk about where they're from, they speak in adjectives (hence, "Ich bin berliner" or "I am Berlinian", or "Berlinite", or "Berlinese, or whatever the word would be in English). Whereas, if one says "Ich bin ein Berliner", it means "I am a Berliner", and a Berliner is a type of doughnut.

But, then, my high school German teacher was a moron, so I can't be sure that's true. Where are all the native German-speakers 'round here, anyway? Bernd? Fitz? Anyone? *L*

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

My high school German teacher (a native Frankfurter

) said that "Ich bin ein Berliner" is perfectly valid for someone from Berlin to say, so that's what I've been going by...

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

My German teacher told our class about the jelly donut crap too, and says "Ich bin Berliner" is correct

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

The sink.

(If you're thinking something like 'HUH?', my high school German teacher's name was Tissink)

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

The Cell.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Anton van Leuwenhoek
(inventor of the microscope and the first person to see cells)

[on the jelly donut thing - my old German teacher showed us a video which included JFK's speech, so I got it from him ]

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Lion

(Are you sure it isn't 'Leeuwenhoek'? The name is clearly Dutch, but 'Leuw' isn't. 'Leeuw' is the Dutch word for lion.)

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Daktari

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

likely to end the thread.

PS Ritten, what the hell does your sig mean?

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"Investigator of skullduggery,though quite lenient on buggery"

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

LOL.... It is a half-assed ACII starship...
** for naceles
.. for the wings/pylons
*** for the saucer

it could also be JeffK's Tokyo....

**..***..***

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Altair: Yes, the name is "van Leeuwenhoek"...

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Lieutenant Els!

(see if you can spot this one)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Lt. Eels

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Electric

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Static

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

...Light Orchestra.

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Re: that guy with the microscope... okay, I'm a lousy speller and "History of Microbiology" was a two-lecture course!

And for the contest...

Heavy artillery

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Proton Cannon

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Rail Gun

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Excuse me, I'm in need of medical attention!"

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Photonic cannon (hang on...)

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Another name for a really huge flashlight...

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Mag-Lite, the stainless steel flashlight, 6 D-cell model, with an inhumanly bright Krypton Star bulb. It's a light AND a multipurpose weapon! You blind your foe, then whack him over the head with the handle! Great at parties, or for playing flashlight tag! Useful for crushing small objects! When unloaded and de-bulbed, can be used as a hammer!

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Swiss Army Knife.

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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Austrian Navy Fork.

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

South Fork

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Half of us will go left, half go right, and the other half go straight ahead...

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"When you come to a fork in the road... take it!" --- Yogi Berra

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Spoon!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Spork!

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Which way do you take if you come to a spoon in the road?

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Away.

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick..."

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Gee, Billy-Joe-Bob, can ah have sam of that' squirrel stew?

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Cleetus, the slack jawed yokel

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

West Virginia!!!

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Tennesseeeee

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Y'load sixteen tons & whaddaya get? Another day older & deeper in debt." --"Tennessee" Ernie Ford

Describes me perfectly. I just completed my first 12-hour day at work. Only 25 to 27 more to go.

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Biig John! (aka BAD)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Informer,
Snownanddfnfsdgnlag-down da lane,
Aleekeeboomboomdown"

"Informer,
Snownanddfnfsdgnlag-down da lane,
Aleekeeboomboomdown"

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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Very informative

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

An Omega post.

Humor, to be interpreted by the user.

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

The Omega Directive.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Interesting how things named "Omega" tend to leave huge expanses of space around themselves uninhabited... ;-)

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Omega Supreme didn't. He just took up vast expanses of space.

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Roseanne Barr

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"Roseanna" by Toto

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Roxann, you don't need to sell your body to the night.... But if you want ot i have a twenty....

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Steve Martin

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Jerk.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Jakov!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Jakovasaurus

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Barney!
"Word association is super-dee-duper!"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Murder ...

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

JeffK wrote....

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Old bag

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Mother-in-law

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I dunno why... but all I could think of for this one was "Jeff Kardde"

maybe because of his constant nagging for me to read his silly story about a greek letter...

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Digamma, koppa, and sampi: the forgotten Greek letters...

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

[Hey, Jeff's story isn't silly... It's pretty nifty!

Lambda.

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Hunt: "You cheated!"
Rhade: "It's only cheating if you get caught."
-Andromeda, "Double Helix"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Revenge of the Nerds.

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"There's a new Mexico?" - Mr. Burns
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Belching contest, everyone!

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Eudora Welch

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Hunt: "You cheated!"
Rhade: "It's only cheating if you get caught."
-Andromeda, "Double Helix"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Eudora Welty

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Warts

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Its Hoggle!"

(guess the reference, win a prize)

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

What's a google?

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

The "Hoggle" ref: Labyrinth?

And for the contest...

"Mmm... free goo... *drool*"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Yep its Labrynth! cool movie.

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Indeed it is. A little bird told me I'm getting it on DVD this X-Mas.

In fact, in the Epic fantasy I keep writing little bits of, David Bowie is cast as the Elf King, (or more accurately, the Elf King is based on David Bowie) simply because of this great movie.

Although, If _I_ were casting the "Sandman" movie, I'd cast him as Lucifer Morningstar, and Annie Lennox as Desire...

Er, anyway, to carry on the topic...

"I've been slimed!"
"Great! Save some for me!"

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited November 28, 2000).]

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Ugly little spud, isn't he?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

French Fries

I love Labyrinth. I have the laserdisc ... I love Jennifer Connelly ... ::drool::

Actually -- any one here still building up their LD collections? I'm thinking of selling some of mine, including the Jack Ryan box set ...

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Would you like fries with that?

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Vhy vould I vant fries vit my popcorn?

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited November 28, 2000).]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Nu-clee-ur... Wessels!"

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Marty: "So, what does this ting run on, regular 84 octane?"
Dr. Brown: "Unfortunatly, no, it requires something with a little more kick: Plutonium!"
Marty: "Plutonium?! Are you telling me this sucker is nuclear?!"

-Dr. Brown and Marty McFly discussing the DeLorean time machine, Back To The Future

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Eastwood? What kinda sissy name is THAT?"

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"Bond. James Bond."

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Shaken, not stirred.

Damn I wish I could get women that easy. "Hey, nice to meet you, wanna have sex?"

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Not on a first date ...

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

*clears throat and sings*

I want a robot girl to hold me tight,
One that I can count on every single night,
She wouldn't run around with other guys,
And I wouldn't have to listen to her alibis

I'd have a steady date
(yeah yeah yeah)
Seven nights a week
(seven nights a week)
And we would never fight
(yeah yeah yeah)
Cause it would be impossible for her to speak

Don't want a real live girl to give me grief
Always make me cry into my handkerchief
Cause it's a robot girl I'm dreaming of
And I know I can rely upon my robot love!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"I am your automatic loverrr..."

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I want a holosuite for Christmas.

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"Baby. The other, other white meat." Fat Bastard.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

And we all know what you want that holosuite for

Talk about safe sex!

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Do you really have to keep pointing that at me?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Mrs. O'Brien's classroom

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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Extra-curricular" activities.

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Hot for teacher

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Yesho Atil, originally from Turkey, and the best looking English professor (profesora?) I've ever encountered.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Senorite Tammy Henelde ... my high school Spanish teacher.

And she had a twin!!!

::drooling::

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Jennifer (Ms. Connelly to the likes of you.) has confessed her undying love for me. Just thought you should know.

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What did it mean to you
An early chat with death
To pull your body for a moment from your soul
--
Camper Van Beethoven
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Read chapter TWO of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Now with 30% more plot.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

YES, YES, YES, OH GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what I would say if all my teachers became 20 something single guys with bodies like GQ models and are avid Trek fans...

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"What does third base feel like?"
"Warm apple pie"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Willow and a flute.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

jenna

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Home appliances

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"I don't care for all this sex on television... I mean, I keep falling off!"

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Dumb cat

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

EEK!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Stupid pussy.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Vagina

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

pap smear.... I gf says it's the most pleasureable thing that can happen to a woman..... *note sarcasm*

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Warm apple pie

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Cherry pie.

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how that music used to make me smile. And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while.

But February made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride.

But something touched me deep inside, the day the music died.

refrain

So ... Bye bye Miss American Pie,

Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry, Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singing "This'll be the day that I die, This'll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so?

Now do you believe in rock n' roll?

Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well I know you're in love with him, 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those rhythm 'n' blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck, With a pink carnation and a pickup truck.

But I knew that I was out of luck. The day the music died I started singing...

refrain

Now for ten years we've been on our own, and moss grows fat on a rolling stone. But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean. And in a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while the King was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown.

The courtroom was adjourned, No verdict was returned.
And while Lennon read a book on Marx, the quartet practiced in the park, and we sang fdirges in the dark

The day the music died. We were singing...

refrain

Helter skelter in a summer swelter

The birds flew off with the fallout shelter, eight miles high and falling fast, it landed foul on the grass.

The players tried for a forward pass, with the jester on the sidelines in a cast

Now the halftime air was sweet perfume

While sergeants played a marching tune

We all god up to dance, oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed, the day the muisic died? We started singing

refrain

And there we were all in one place

A generation lost in space, with no time left to start again

So come on Jack be nimble Jack be quick

Jack Flash sat on a candlestick.

'Cause fire is the devil's only friend

And as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in hell Could break that satan's spell.

And as the flames climbed high into the nights to light the sacrifical rite

I saw satan laughing with delight

The day the music died, He was singing

refrain

I met a girl who sang the blues

And I asked her for some happy news, But she just smiled and turned away.

I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the music years before

But the man there said the music wouldn't play

And in the streets the children screamed

The lovers cried and the poets dreamed

But not a word was spoken. The church bells all wewre broken.

And the three men I admire most, the Father Son and Holy Ghost ...

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the music died

And there were singing ...

refrain 2x

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

My my this here Anakin guy,
Maybe Vader
Someday later,
Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Sayin "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi...
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi..."

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

The VCR ate my Star Wars 1 tape

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

The Dingo ate my baby!

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

HMAS Melbourne

(Australian aircraft carrier. Rammed and sank ships on "accident" on two seperate occasions)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Hamas.

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His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited December 01, 2000).]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ham Salad, fast-talking intergalactic wiseguy

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Arty Deco

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Frankenstein: "Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
Igor: "And you won't be angry?"
Frankenstein: "I will not be angry."
Igor: "Abby someone."
Frankenstein: "Abby someone. Abby who?"
Igor: "Abby Normal."

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Abby McVeal...

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"D'oh!"
"A deer!"
"A female deer!"

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

BAMBI!

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

meets Godzilla.....

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Venison.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Beer ...

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Anyone familiar with Meteor crater in Arizona?

The scientists lied to you, it was actually created by Joe Wilson after one hellacious pizza-and-beer fart.

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Tobasco Sauce

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

The spice extends toilet-visits.

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His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

The Spice Girls bring on toilet visits

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If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

We're going to do what to the Spice Girls on toilet seats?

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Spicerack girls

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

The Spice Channel.

(And yes, I've been to Meteor Crater...it's one huge hole in the ground.)

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

The Commercials Channel

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Keep this frequency clear."
"F-A-B!"

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

The temporal frequency of the (excessive technobabble here) is .047 terraquads.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Riker: You do know what a bilateral kalilactral is, don't you?

Ferengi: Of course I do, huMON. I am not stupid!

Riker: No. Of course not.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

...and the sun is yellow.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

My baby boy has Jaundice!

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

My boytoy is blond

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If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

James Bond

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Light salad dressing!

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His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Balsamic vinaigrette

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Wine.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Okay. *heightens the pitch and nasality of his voice* Are we there yet?! Can I have a pony?! I don't wanna go! I can't sleep! I don't feel good!

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Want some cheese with that whine, TSN?

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Cheese it!"

(Bender & fraternity brothers decides to retreat)

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His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Cheez Its

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Air Crisps

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

airplanes and the mile high club

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"And one day we will die / and our ashes will fly / from the aeroplane over the sea / But for now we are young / let us lay in the sun / and count every beautiful thing we can see"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"Cover me in love / Be with me as one / Never wake me up / Let the darkness come."

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"You in the shadows! Accompany me!"
*Hank Marvin steps into the light and starts playing the guitar*

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Huuaayah!! *bam* Huuaayah!!! *bam*

*Sid Caesar escaping general store cellar*

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Hey, Brutus...I see you're wearing the dagger I gave you for Solstice last year--HLRK!!"

(Julius Caesar escaping life)

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Inconcievable!"
"You keep using that word...I dunna think it means what you think it means."

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Stop saying that!"

::clash:: ::slash:: ::stab::

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

::clash:: ::slash:: ::stab::

"Please ... I'll give you anything you want ... just name it ..."

::slice:: ::block, stab::

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch!"

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Posted by Spike (Member # 322) on :

quote:
Where are all the native German-speakers 'round here, anyway? Bernd? Fitz? Anyone? *L*

"Ich bin Berliner" or "Ich bin ein Berliner". Both is correct, but "Ich bin ein Berliner" sounds better in German ears.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I enjoy Pasta.

BAWWEEEEE.

CHICKEN IN A TOUR BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ultra Magnus, stay where you are. The nice men in white shirts will come to pick you up for a little ride.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Fitz: Danke.

*walks away, mumbling something about another bit of erroneous information fed to him by his idiot high school German teacher*

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

idiot high school German teacher

Is he a stupid high school german teacher?

A german teacher from Idiot High School (IHS)?

a stupid, stoned school german teacher?

a stupid person of German descent from a high school teacher?

a fanny pack?

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Eschew obfuscation"

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- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

from the Quotable Bart, December 5, tuesday:

Bart: "Lis, everyone in town is acting like me, so why does it suck?"

Lisa: "Its simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel. And in the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted."

duh!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I am patrolled by gnomes!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*tries to say what Omega typed*
*fails*

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

One-gag Britcoms.

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Britney Spears

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Make my boobies one more size"

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Oops I did her one more time"

Title of upcoming adult-oriented comic book "Boffy the Vampire Layer #3" on sale in March.

Boffy meets Barely-Legal teen starlet Brittany Speares.

*wonders if he should order it with his regular comics order. It would make a nice change from X-Men and Elseworlds titles...*

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Fantastic Four

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

They don't call him "Mr. Fanstastic" for nothing. If you had the power to strech your body and wanted to impress the ladies... well guess what bodypart that'd be.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

The ladies are more than happy with it at its present size ...

Besides, any bigger and it wouldn't fit ...

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Deluisional.

Wouldn't know what to do with a naked lady if you saw one.

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JeffKarrde
8. 1/2 Vodka, a *pinch* of cinnamon, 1/5 Carmel, 2/5 You REALLY don't want to know! Wait -- is that a buttery nipple? I always get those too confused ...

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Actually, I just made that up ... I have no idea what that mix is for

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Blender

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Bender

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Leela, Frye and the Gang.

Quatre.

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

30th Century Fox.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

D'OH!

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....donuts. *drools*

Quatre

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

is there anything they can't do?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

like move on to the new WA thread, 'cuz this ones kinda long ...

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

A Washington thread? Why's that??? What's wrong with a Florida thread.... Oh, yeah, we have one already...

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