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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

This is actually a continuation of the previous thread. As opposed to Matt's thread, which is "special"... *L*

Anyway, the last post was something about Washington. So, the association for that is...

Pickles.

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"I suppose it's possible my mother is a product of my imagination, but that raises more questions than it solves, really."
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I Hate the five second rule!

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

10 Things I Hate About Shakespeare

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Or in my case...

10 things I hate about my soon to be ex-boyfriend if he doesn't get his head out of his ass. Sheesh. Men. What a bloody bother.

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Back in the loop.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Full circle

(I always wondered what the difference is with this and a 'normal' circle.)

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

360 degrees.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I am so ... diiiiiiiiiizy

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Dizzy... blonde...
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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Debbie Harry (lead singer of Blondie!)

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig."

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

"I suppose you've got a plan, Hannibal?"

"No."

"Ah pity the fool..."

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Go Mad.
Go Evil.
Just GO.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Frozen elephants

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

ears, big ears

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Spock's Brain.

::pause::

No! Wait!

::gets shot by people irritated to hear about the piece of dreck::

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Brain and brain!!!

WHAT IS BRAIN!!!???

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Narf!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"Charmander! I choose you!" *throws Pokeball*

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Aye, those kids are always me lucky charmanders...

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I choose you, Grizzly Bear!

SNNNAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Adams

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Sam Adams

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

John Quincy Adams.

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

James Knox Polk.

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"I suppose it's possible my mother is a product of my imagination, but that raises more questions than it solves, really."
-Simon Sizer, 4-Dec-2000

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"Knocks on wood".

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Knots in wood

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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Mighty Mighty Bostones

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"What kind of Micky Mouse organisation calls their team 'The Ducks'?"

- Bugs Bunny, Space Jam.

(forgot that the .sigs here don't allow HTML)

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"What a Mickey Mouse way to run a country!"
- front page of the Sun.

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

And, now, I'd like to introduce our guest speaker here tonight, First Lady Minnie Mouse.

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Thees ees a castle. And ve do haff tapestries. But eef you are Scottish duke then I em Mickey Mouse!

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"It vill take more dan cor-rage to sor-bibe this!"

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I am patrolled by Scots.

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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

"I didn't play Dungeons and Dragons all my life and not learn something about courage"

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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Sorcerers RULE!

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Wizards

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

A sufficiently advanced technology is no different than magic.

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down"

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

"you TALK better than you FOOL"

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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Stoned Fly #1: Dude, I can see my hands...

Stoned Fly #2: But you don't have hands...

Stoned Fly #1: Whoa, I think I can flyyyy!

Stoned Fly #2: Dude, you IS a fly!

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"FOOL!" - Mr. T

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

some say a comet will fall from the sky

followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

followed by fault lines that cannot sit still

followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits

---Tool

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I "but".
You "but".
He or she "buts".
"But, but, but, but..."

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Don't say 'but', son. 'But' is what a goat does..."

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"America is obsessed by ass. A continual stream of ass. Stupid ass, wild ass, crazy ass, lame ass, big ass, I'll kick your ass, kiss my ass. Ass this, ass that. Everyone's ass mad. I find this surprising as it's one of the most openly homophobic countries I've been to."
- J.S. Clayden, lead singer, Pitchshifter

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Body cavity search

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

DEA

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Drug Endorsement Agency

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

D-O-A

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

L-O-A

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

O ay o
Ohm va rae
O ay rah, zharuum Brunen G!

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

M-O-U-S-E.

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

who's the leader of the club that spies on you and me?

MI6, KGB, US CIA

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Bashir. Julian Bashir. License to practice medicine...

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Dead Alewives!!!

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

The Dead Kennedys

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

falling in bushes...

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Spooky Vision"
(The remainder of this show will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

"Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!"

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Oh my God, I found a penny!

You bastard!

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

A penny a day keeps the bankers away

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes......"

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I hear doctors can cure that...

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"It's like LSD refined into HTML form."
-Simon Sizer, regarding superbad.com, 12-Dec-2000

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Man, this Thursday hasn't even started.

(Sidenote: I wonder if South Park's creators ever tasted a Kilkenny-ale? Coince?)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Tuesday Weld

(look her up in the IMDB )

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Wednesday Addams

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Thor's day

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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Douglas Adams' The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.

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"It's like LSD refined into HTML form."
-Simon Sizer, regarding superbad.com, 12-Dec-2000

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Don't Panic

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"It's the end of the world."
"AGAIN?"

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"It's the end of the world as we know it ..."
-REM

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Independence Day.

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

V

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

V: The Final Battle

::sigh::

V: The Series

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Battlefield: Earth"

*infinite vomiting in infinite directions*

$$$$$$$$$$

Insurrection For Dummies:

Step I: Go from spear-hunting and howling to flying turbofan attack-jets in a month.

Step II: Get access to small nuclear device.

Step III: Put firecracker on enemy planet.

(Appendix: If you're nauseatingly lucky, the target of your choice is made out of nitroglycerine. Don't count on it, though.)

Step IV: Push a button.

Step V: Get haircut and shag tribal virgins until you catch fire.

Epilogue: Try not to annihilate your OWN species due to jumping eons in evolution of the human brain, or when getting access to alien weapons of mass-destruction LEFT on earth.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Oh, and did anyone but me think that the Psychlo's (of the movie) looked a tad, just a tad, like some other species, maybe some with big foreheads??

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Well, they certainly didn't look ANYTHING like they're described in the book.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Nope, they musta' shrunk in the wash..... Yeah know, I still haven't seen it yet......

Does salt help??

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"Step V: Get haircut and shag tribal virgins until you catch fire."

Somebody's been stealing my ideas.

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I have been floated to this spot this hour
On a series of events
I cannot explain
--
Olivia Tremor Control
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Breach of copyright

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Your idea? I've been telling you to get a haircut for over a year now. And stop wearing black all the time too. You look like a colour-blind SAS commando. Or someone who doesn't know how to dress.

And don't you even THINK about growing a goatee, or I'm coming over there to kick your arse.

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Goatee?
Okay then, time to roll out a word association for the Doctor Who fans:

The Master

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

The 359

*laughs maniacally*

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"It's the hour of the wolf - where's the vodka?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Quadrotritokale

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

"The Trouble with Shatner's Tribble hairpiece"

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

[Double-post]

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Triple post!!!!!

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

UPS

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Whoops!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

...what God said upon giving the US the idea of a presidential election.

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"What happens on the edges of infinity, the never-never land of mathematics?"
-Miss Hodgin

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Whoopie.....

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Silly "Newleywed Game" euphemism for knocking boots.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Whoopi Goldberg Cushion

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I will lay waste to your bungholes!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Do you have TP for the almighty Bunghole?

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

My people, they are without bungholes...

TITICACA!

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Pikachu

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Gesundheit.

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"Yahweh likes to meddle in the affairs of us, as it makes him feel powerful, and he forgets the many years of torment he endured at Supreme Being Secondary School. Many a day would 'Thor - God of Thunder' & 'Mars - God of War' steal Yahweh's lunch money and hang him up by his breeches, all the while belittling Yahweh by insulting his very odd, and non-imposing God name, usually by adding a valley girl accent, and having it come out as 'yeah! way!'."
-Ultra Magnus, 15-Dec-2000

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

God bless you.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Thank you.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Thank you saving us Mr. T."

"Dat's no problem, I pity da foo who don't wanna be saved by Mr. T. Stay in school, don't do drug, and drink your milk."

"By Mr. T!"

"Oh, and kids, one last thing, Mr. T. fought Rocky, and don't you fo'get dat! I 'ave de power!"

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Reg Barclay or is it Starbuck? U decide.

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

RUOK?

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ryoko

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Tokyo

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

What a plug........ LOL

Should've made it a link Jeff.....

Godzilla

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Perry Mason

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"And now you must walk the paddled path of the swollen ASS!!! -with paddles-
*bop*-*bop*-*bop*

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"I wanted to be a lumberjack!"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

(stolen from a Dungeons&Dragons-related comic)

Multi-eyed monster wearing plaid shirt and singing, "Oh, I'm an umberjack and I'm okay..."

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Good grief!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

The doctor is [IN]

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Hello, I'm the Doctor and this is my friend, Ace. Would you like a jelly baby?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

What a wonderful butler, he's so violent!

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Edward Scissorhands

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Wolverine.

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"Everyone should speak English or just shut up, that's what I say!" - Calvin.
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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

"Red Dawn".

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

The Hunt for Red October

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Movies made by boys, about boys, for boys. (My mother's reaction after watching said movie ten years ago.)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Three Men And A Baby

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell,
and Al Gore.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Three Stooges

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

The Marx Brothers

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

The Brothers Kazamarov

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

The Wachowski Brothers.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

1^ST you have the 3 Stooges to.....

Brothers in Arms
Either Dire Straits or combat troops, your choice....

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EOH

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Sultans of Swing"

Oddly enough, I just happen to be listening to it at this moment...

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Babe Ruth

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Baby Ruth.

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

5th Avenue

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Heartattack and Vine.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Code blue!"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Lister: "Go to Red Alert."
Kryten: "Are you certain, sir? It would mean changing the bulb..."

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Sentient Toaster.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I want one!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No you don't...

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

[bratty child speak] YES, GET ME THAT NOW! [/bratty child speak]

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

The 12 Pains of Christmas:

"The eighth thing of Christmas that is such a pain to me: [Little kid]'I want a Transformer for Christmas.'"

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"Everyone should speak English or just shut up, that's what I say!" - Calvin.
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Optimus Prime

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

TonyBlairotron

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Bill Clintron

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

"Has anyone here seen the movie Tron?"

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Scantron?

Always used to think that was the PA city where my Grandma lived

"Gramma, you live in Scantron."

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Pencil!

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Frank's Home Page
"I remember my mum telling me 'don't wear that jacket, it doesn't go with your top.' And I said 'Screw you mum, I'll wear what I'll like'. And then I went and changed tops." - Liam Ka--thingy

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

True or False

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

The answer to 57 is 'C'.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

42.

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Nine times six.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Ummm...

GREEN!

(Well, it worked for Peppermint Patty!)

Quatre.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

How do you confuse an idiot?

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Huh?

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Could you repeat the question?

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I could say the same about a few Flare members.
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Huh?

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Eh?

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8164 7644 8724 6991+360 8164 8724 6541 8164 7239

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Ha!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Um ... riiiiiiiight

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Doctor Evil.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"One million dollars!"

::Sounds of UN Council laughing assess off::

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Regis: "Is that you're final answer for 1 million dollars?"

Tribal Council: "Yes, we vote Capps off the island."

[monger=FFFFFF,000000]1000th Post[/monger]

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Neverending story

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"We survived."
"Yeah, it was some battle."
"I meant high school."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Labyrinth

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

The Bog of Eternal Stench

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
-www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

My little brother's bedroom.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

My stepson.......

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"What, the curtains?"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

::Checks to see if the drapes matches the curtains::

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

You understand the spoons? Cukoo! Cukoo!

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

One flew east and one flew west and one flew over the cuckoo's nest

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Aaaah, pigs'll fly at my arrival, eh? Well where are they now? NESTING???"

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

"...and if frogs could fly, well that wouldn't solve our problem, but wouldn't it be cool?"

The Drew Carey Show.

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Pronouces it "Twenty-O-One"
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Burns: "Uh, I think I'll give $1,000,000 to the orphanage...when pigs fly! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Burns and Smithers see Homer's pig roast fly past the window

Smithers: "Will you be making that check out now, sir?"

Burns: "No, I don't think so"

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

When hell freezes over.

(On a little side note: I ones played a MUD, and there it could snow in hell...)

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Its Christmastime in hell!

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Christmas in Heaven" from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life."

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Just remember that you're standing
On a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour.
It's orbiting at ninety miles a second
So it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me
And all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm
At forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

-Whot's this then?
-My organ-doner card.
-Need we say more...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

What happened to the good old days when a word association was actually a word association?

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"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Special Edition

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Monopoly

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Bill Gates

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"What happens on the edges of infinity, the never-never land of mathematics?"
-Miss Hodgin

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Rockafeller

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Carnegie

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Mellon

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"Brave New World: 'The future sucks. Or does it? Hell if I know. Ooh, LSD!'" - Simon Sizer

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Do you know who he ees? Ee ees VIGO!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Vhy am I covered vit goo?

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"He slimed me!"

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

"Are you currently menstruating?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Egon: "Everything was running fine until dickless here turned off the machine."
Mayor: "Is that true?"
Venkman: "Yes your honor, this man has no dick."

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Pronouces it "Twenty-O-One"
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

The next time someone asks you if you're a god, say YES!

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

"What does God need with a starship?"

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Maybe he doesn't use United Airlines

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Stewartess: "Excuse me sir, but I need to see you're ticket before you can enter first class."

God: "But I'm God!"

Stewartess: "Yes well we'll see what the ticket says."

::God smites stewartess and enters first class::

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Don't just stand there, like you've never seen the 'and of God before!

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this, and 'forgive me' that, and 'I'm not worthy'...!"

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Puumba: Your Majesty! I gravel at your feet!

Timone: That's grovel!

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Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

"Rock on!"

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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"