Meanwhile, I'm thinking again of collecting all the previous CapComs together somewhere, and I need some ideas for an individual page design - anyone feel inspired? No need to write a page, a simple picture of what you think it could look like will do.

Anyway, here's the pic. Judging next Wednesday.

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

 

Kirk: NOOO!

McCoy: Relax, Jim, many men feel insecure about the size of their penis. But size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.

Spock: Or, as your earth females like to say, it is the 'motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat.' Quite illogical, really. Bigger is better.

Kirk: Shut up, both of you.

[This message has been edited by Ooooh!Aaaah! (edited February 28, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 28, 2001).]
 

Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock. Can you make it function?

Spock: I'm reading something here... All... your base... are belong... to us?

Kirk: What can it mean?

McCoy: *thinking* . o O (I'm NOT gonna say "I'm a Doctor, not a Translator." I'm NOT gonna say it...)

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited February 28, 2001).]
 

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

Spock: One moment, Captain, I'm battling Snorlax with my Pikachu.

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

Kirk: What!

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01
 

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
 

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

Lee: A special device that smites people. *sets targets on First of Two and Krenim*

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

McCoy: Well duh...

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01
 

McCoy: I think we should vote Sulu out next. What do you think, Spock?

Spock: Do not interrupt me, Doctor. I am trying to fashion a fishing pole out of this tricorder.

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01
 

Kirk: WOOHOO GUILT FREE!

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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 01, 2001).]
 

Spock: One moment please Captain.

McCoy: You still have the receipt Jim?

Kirk: Of course I do. But...damn it. This really burns my butt.

Spock: Fascinating picture that. However Captain, back to the question at hand. Regardless of what the Radioshack salesperson told you, this is not a DVD device. Clearly, you have been, as they say, taken to the cleaners.

Kirk: Oh, someone is going to get phasered over this one...

Spock: Hmm. Anyway, as I was saying, this device in fact appears to be a mish mash of electronic wiring thrown together with external buttons which light up at random intervals to give the illusion...

McCoy: You mean???

Spock: Yes Doctor, just like our set.

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited March 01, 2001).]
 

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

 

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.

Kirk: "Analysis, Mr. Spock?"

Spock: "Lucky Strikes, Captain. Now with menthol."

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!

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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"

Spock: I'm sorry captain, the only channels I can get is the Home Shopping network, and some BBC show about cheese.

Kirk: That's the last time I buy from Panasony...

McCoy: Even in the future nothing works!

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited March 01, 2001).]
 

Spock: I'm dectecting a show called Voyager, commanded by a female captain named Janeway. She is what humans call a hard ass woman.

Kirk: Hard ass? Any nudity?

Spock: There is no such thing on the show. Only there is a tall blond humanoid named Annika Hansen running around in high heels and a tight lycra outfit. Next week she apparently will date the commanding officer.

McCoy: What kind of a show is that without any nudity?

Kirk: Just wait til the sweeps come around. I hope there's action between this Hansen woman and the commander...perhaps maybe with the captian herself.

Spock: I doubt you want to see the captain without her uniform...

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 

Kirk: Don't be a sap, Doctor. These are just crappy knock-offs.

Spock: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

 

Kirk: "Damn! Poor guy!"

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

 

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?

*McCoy Faints*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
 

Kirk: "I think you draw a straight line with another coming out of it..."

McCoy: "Damnit, Spock, I'm a Doctor not a Graffiti reference card!"

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"

 

Kirk: "Go fish."

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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
"Wowsers!"
-Star Trek: Series ?: "A Pair o' Docs, part II"
 

Spock: "I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars."

Kirk: "Ooh, that sounds good! What else?"

Spock: "I hear millions of voices calling your name."

Kirk: "My fans, I bet."

McCoy: "Ha! Probably your victims."

Kirk: "Nobody asked you!"

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!

Spock: Please captain, this is a very sensative machine...I must be careful.

McCoy: I wonder how accurate it will be..

Kirk: It better be accurate. I just don't feel the same ever since we recieved the new crew members from Gailos 5

Spock: Captain, I have the gaydar machine operational. Who should I scan first?

McCoy and Kirk: Chekov!!!

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited March 02, 2001).]
 

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

McCoy: Now, don't shake it like last time, Spock.

Kirk: He's Right. These 'Etch-a-sketch'-Corders are quite sensitive.

Spock: Indeed, Captain.

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Director: Cut! What's the problem now?

Nimoy: The light here isn't turning on.

Kelley: Well, what's the problem?

Nimoy: The batteries are fine. Here, I've almost got it, it seems to be...*tug*...a hairpiece.

Director: Dammit Bill! Again with the hairpieces in the Machinery? I bet Kirk Douglas wouldn't have had this problem.

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Spock: I GOT THE POWERUP AND WON THE GAME!

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Spock: Oh yeah, here we go...

McCoy: Look at that one!

Kirk: Wait, what's that window that just appeared?? No, we don't want access to the top 69, just close it Spock.

Spock: I have done so, but here, three more have replaced it.

McCoy: And more now! They've crashed the sensors!

Kirk: DAMN YOU POPUPS! DAMN YYYYYOOOOOUUUU!!!!

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"This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?"
-Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01

Kirk and McCoy: *GASP*

Spock: Hahahaha...... gotcha..... just love these novelty items, huh?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
 

Spock: "One moment Captain, T'Xing is about to find out that Selik is having an affair with her twin sister T'Pring while she was going through the Kolinahr ritual."

McCoy: "Dammit you green-blooded.... we don't time have time for Vulcan soaps."

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Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 

Spock: "That is, as you say, not it."

Bones: "Try: Red, Black, Yellow, Red."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 

Kirk: "Damnit! I need one which can play CD's..."

Bones: "I told you to go for the Mustang, I saw CD cases on the passenger seat."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 

Spock: Hold on captain, I am attempting to make this device work, but it seems to be low on batteries.

Kirk: Take it with you and have Scotty fix the power problem.

McCoy: Why don't you just borrow batteries from Kirk... he has plenty of battery powered devices in his quarters like his martini stirer...

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Spock: Please be patient Doctor, I am working to solve the problem regardeing the poor feed.

Kirk: Calm down Bones, he needs his space to work.

Spock: Ah, there, I have established a clear video feed. It seems to be video from an old Earth source....

McCoy: Do we ever receive any other kind?

Krik: Shut it Bones.

Spock: Hmm, this looks interesting.

Kirk: Is it archived footage of the devistating biological conflicts of the late 20th century? Damned Yangs and Kohms.

McCoy: Or is is film of a beautifual young woman who runs a soup kitched who needs help to cross the street only to do so would mess up the time line?

Spock: It is neither gentlemen.

Kirk: Well, what is it?

Spock: Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited March 05, 2001).]
 

Bones: "What's a k8?"

Kirk: "It must be something small, because you can fit 28 of them in there."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 

Kirk: It's not mine!

Spock: It's an earth gadget called a penis enlarger

Kirk: It's not mine!

Spock: There's a receipt here in the name of James Kirk

Kirk: Give that to me, it was supposed to be a present for Chekov.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 06, 2001).]
 

Clone of Kirk: *raises right hand and gives the finger*

Bones: Cool! Try another button

Spock: Let's try this ..... *presses another button*

Clone of Kirk: Hey Baby, you and me, my quarters, right now, on the double. And that's an order.

Spock: Phase two to take over the world is now complete. Our plan is proceeding according to schedule.

Bones: For once I couldn't agree with you more.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 05, 2001).]
 

Spock: No doctor, please have patience. I have two left to download.

Kirk: What is taking so long?

Spock: Captain, I am trying to download all of *Nsync's songs for free before Napster closes.

McCoy: Couldn't you do that when we get back on the Enterprise?

Kirk: He can't, we upgraded to Windows XP and the computer always tries to make him use Windows Media Player 7. Damn that Bill Gates...damn him to hell!!!!!

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 

Spock: About 1Km captain. Security is minimal and I detect no shields or damping fields in or around the complex except a transporter deflector. Shall I proceed then?

Kirk: Do it. Make sure we have a clear visual.

McCoy: I can't believe you didn't just pay for the damn Britney Spears concert tickets. Are you planning to save up for the Women of Wrestling Bitch O Rama charity event next week?

Kirk: Actually I was going to buy a new captain's chair but now I will.

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 

Kirk: Does it really work?

Device: 'All signs point to yes.'

Kirk: Amazing. I'm going to ask another question: Will I be famous for something other than an old science fiction captain?

Device:'Situation doubtful'

Kirk: Damn.

McCoy: My turn- Will I get to shack up with Nurse Chapel?

Device: 'Not Likely.'

Spock: Am I the greatest, mack-daddiest, coolest Vulcan that ever lived in the Galaxy?

Device: 'Yes.'

Spock: I think its working perfectly, Captain.

Device: 'Affirmative.'

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 

Spock: Yes Captain. Hmmm.

McCoy: Well, what is it you pointy eared computer?

Spock: Fascinating. I did not know Nurse Chapel does not wear underwear.

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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make them my friends?" - Abraham Lincoln

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." - Arnold Toynbee

"Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity." - Anonymous

"Our bombs are smarter than [George W. Bush]. At least they can find Kuwait." - A. Whitney Brown

 

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Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 

The winner for his B5 parody is Sol System - I'm always a sucker for those. Runners-up are Hobbes and Michael_T, and an honourable mention to Krenim for best "AYBABTU" reference of the week.

Thanks to all who took part, keep trying - I'm seeing a lot of talent here and am anticipating some of the newer contestants will soon be winning! New contest will be up shortly.

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

 

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

 

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*