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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

By the way, there are 5 of these..... and I had nothing to do with them. But I'm not telling you who provided them, or who added their own comments.

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Crazy Background Woman: "Excuse me, is this the man train?"

CC: "Domo arigato."

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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

lady: "All your chair are belong to us."

Charles: "What you say!!"

Sorry. It had to be said. But at least it's out of the way now.

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"As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise."
-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Woman: "Yeah...yeah, that DOES look infected to me."

CC: "Dammit. That's the last time I let 'Magnus use my Genital Drive after he's bought a ticket on the Man Train."

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

CC: Damn, I can't even stand straight. These haemorrhoids will be the end of me. You haven't got any Anusol have you love.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

CC: Hello, darling. Look, I've lost my number, can I have yours?

Girl: Nice try, buster! *pulls lever to trapdoor*

CC: I'LL CHASE YOU AROUND THE MOONS OF *thud*

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Jubes: Charles, it's playtime...

Charles Capps: YYYAAAHHHOOOOOOOO!!!

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles prepares himself to do the daily bootlicking at his new job.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

For the first time, a non-Flare member has witnessed Charles' phasing between reality and man-train fantasy. It's the end of the world as we know it...

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Lennier: Charles Capps is a Drakh!!!!

Delenn: End this!

*Charles is then thusly vaporized by no less than a dozen Whitestars*

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Capps: "Who's the conductor of the Man-Train bitch?"

Sol (on all fours): "Lee...er, you are Capps!"

Woman: "Charles!! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere." - Bester
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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Woman: Um, Intern-boy, are you alright?

Charles: What? Yeah, sure, I'm fine. Just had a bumpy ride on the Man Train, that's all.

Woman: Were you in the Caboose?

Charles: You could say that.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Audience: Oh no! I can't believe they voted Chuck off the island!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Craig Kilborne: One word: Shapoopie!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Is that Jubilee to the left? I don't think I've ever seen her.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

As Charles Capps types away at a post for the Starship and Technology forum, Jubilee strolls in and say that she has a party in her pants. Naturally Charles abandons the post and jumps out of his chair to spearhead the festivities in Jube's pleasure party.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Spearhead? *L*

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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Unless her appearance has changed quite drastically, I think I can safely say that that is not Jubilee in that picture. Not to mention that I think she's still located at the other end of the country...

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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

That is Callie, Infopop's graphics guru.

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Do you have Callie's phone number?

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Yeah! That hand sure is 0f 73h m4570r s3xx0rn355!!!

w007!! w007!!

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Um...right UM. I hate that hacker-speak stuff. WTF is woot woot mean anyway?

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

bastardization of Woo! Like, Woo hoo!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I am hurt Jeff. I thought we could at least be equals. Alas.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No-one wants to be l33t like JeffR... You have to be l33t like Jeff K. And not the JeffK here. The real Jeff K.... *L*

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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Actually, I'm more Ali G.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

The shock is in, from Something Awful:

Lowtax: "'Jeff K' is just a fictional character!...Jeff K. isn't real!"

WELL!!!! WHO IS ON THE PICTURES!!!! WHO IS!!!!!

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I'm ... not real?

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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

You're not even JeffK. You're Jeff Benson. Poser Infidel.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

There are many capcoms here that haven't been settled.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Yes, someone should get Jubes to judge these now.

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

CC: "A chair?! For my very own! Oh, if the folks back home could see me now! Top of the world, Ma!"

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Alrighty...and for number two....

1st Place: TSN - Make your time.
2nd Place: Nimrod - the moons of what?
3rd PLace: Vogon- "They like me, They really like me!"

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*KhanSpeak* "He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!!!"

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

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