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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh.

First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush.

Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded.

No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks.

Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute.

Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant.

Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass.

Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises.

Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather.

Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing™. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical."

Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him.

"Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat.

The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity.

Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure.

Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast.

MIB stinks.

In Atlantis rests Excalibur.

The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics. Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag. Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald".

Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny. "Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!" Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader. Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing.

Skittles are communist pinkos.

God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on.

Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks.

Jubilee loves TSN and Siegfried, but she hates diskettes.

Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propoganda for Omega.

Organisms fly.

Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful culinary Web site, and stuff.

On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa-Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's Cooking Nude with Omega's Testicles.

Meanwhile, Colin Powell clicked on an oven. *KABOOM* *KABLAMMO* "Oooooooooops, I did it again!"

G.W. Bush farted on Jaing's head. "Oh, phoooey," he bitched.

Roma Downey peed in pools that are owned by Fabrux.

The Cookie Monster is in deep Fajitas Grande with salsa. Yum.

Cats vomited dog poop they scared out of Porthos, Athos, Dogtagnan, and Aramis' mum.

Now, let's crash uglies against brick-house-inhabiting Counter-Strike players AWPing deer.

Lee stripped Kate's catskin catsuit off and put his Legos™ in her earlobe. Unsatisfied, Kate straddled Lee. "You Klingon love monster!" shouted Kate, "I love sheep!" Distraught, Lee, the First One, jumped temporally into Worf, who howled.

Love is a holographic snowmobile.

Malnurtured Snay kicked Brannon Braga off "Hollywood Squares" so that Whoopi Goldberg would win. "I'll disagree," said First of Two while choking.

The chicken smelled like Lego.

Œdipus Rex picked Abraham Lincoln as his mother.

Coder is irrelevant.

The supernova goes brightly into oblivion.

Calvin chewed beef jerky because there weren't enough salty things.

Legos suck. NOT!!!!!!! However, imitations like Block'o's do blow chunks.

Hewlett Packard makes blaster-induced cartridges which excrete tomato seeds into Chucky's hard drive.

However, Flare Forums exploded because Charles couldn't reduce that antimatter ratio.

A clockwork grapefruit will melt. Monoliths Kubrickly exude dark stars.

Perhaps Egon, Venkman, and Ray Charles will entertain.

Incredibly, the Taliban imploded when "Green Onions" fell on local zebras. Startled, The359 exploded again.

Oooops, we did her mom again!

We shouldn't stop hanging around hookers that eat sausages. Obviously.

Jubes isn't lesbian, momentarily, but Charles suspects The_Tom is crazy.

Hari Seldon crapped on indefatigable indie-rock stars.

David Hasselhoff fucks Pringles cans every night. If only they would lubricate themselves instead of T'Pol. She, however, likes it.

Someone went potty before going ka-ka.

The end is
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
coming
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
for
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
your
 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
thread.

Ain't that right Chuckie?
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
The
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
end

"will never come." Come on! Do it!
 


Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
is

Ha!
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
never
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
far
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
from

Y'all suck bullocks
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
here.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
. The

[ October 29, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Matrix
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
crashed
 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
when
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Johnny Mnemonic
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
'boinked'
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Hobbes

Don't post when I'm posting!

[ October 29, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]


 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
against
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Ted 'Theodore' Logan

[ October 29, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
and
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Bill S. Preston, esquire,
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
played
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Johnny Mnemonic 'boinked' me against Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, esquire... freaky.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
songs
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
on
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Dogstar's
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
shitty
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
album
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
End sentence

My
 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
superior

Let's try to keep this one a little more free of the bathroom humor & sexual innuendo.. as if either is possible. Still, let's try.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The end is coming for your thread. The end is never far from here.

The Matrix crashed when Johnny Mnemonic boinked Hobbes against Ted "Theodore" Logan, and Bill S. Preston, esquire played songs on Dogstar's shitty album.

My superior libido
 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
turns
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
me
 
Posted by NightWing (Member # 4) on :
 
into
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Super-
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Omega
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Alpha

Super Omega Alpha I guess could be a name...continue...
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Man
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
"My superior libido turns me into Super-Omega-Alpha-Man," said

[ October 30, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Snay
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
as
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Posted the same time as Matt ... at least it still made sense.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Omega
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
melted.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
The end is coming for your thread. The end is never far from here. The Matrix crashed when Johnny Mnemonic 'boinked' Hobbes against Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, esquire, played songs on Dogstar's shitty album. "My superior libido turns me into Super-Omega-Alpha-Man," said Snay as Omega melted.

Although the line: "The Matrix crashed when Johnny Mnemonic 'boinked' Hobbes against Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, esquire, played songs on Dogstar's shitty album." Doesn't make any sense grammer wise. People really need to pay better attention to previous posts.

Curry
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Curry-type

quote:
The Matrix crashed when Johnny Mnemonic 'boinked' Hobbes against Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esquire played songs on Dogstar's shitty album.
There shouldn't be a comma after 'Esquire' .. thats why it looks wrong.
The only thing its guilty of is being slightly a run-on sentence due to the compound clause (and you know damn well we did it on purpose)

The subject is 'The Matrix'
The verb is 'crashed'
A dependant clause (which by itself is a compound sentence), pursuant to 'when' modifies 'crashed':
The clauses' subjects are 'Johnny Mnemonic'
and 'Bill S. Preston Esquire'
'Johnny Mnemonic' is the noun
''boinked'' is the verb
Hobbes is recieving the action, of being boinked against Ted 'Theodore' Logan.
starting a new clause
'Bill S. Preston Esquire' noun
'played' verb
songs on Dogstar's shitty album.

So the action was the Matrix crashing, and it had two causes
1)Johnny Mnemonic boinked Hobbes against Ted 'Theodore Logan'
2)Bill S. Preston Esquire played songs on Dogstar's shitty album

Here's a sentence structured the exact same way, but less unwieldy (due to our proper nouns):

quote:
The Enterprise-D exploded when photorps exploded against the hull and Geordi hit buttons on engineering's failing controls.

[ October 30, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
*points*

What he said.

packets
 


Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
exploded
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
because
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
they
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
were
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
pressurized
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
incorrectly.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Underwear
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
is
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
acruing
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
interest
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
at
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
4.7%
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
of
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
expected
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
yield
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
, announced

Sheesh!

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Harry ]


 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Weyoun

if we could fix our posts to read 'accrued' and 'announced'
 


Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
.

However,

What are you, our english teacher?

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]


 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
jock-strap

yes
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
emissions
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
are
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
expected
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
to
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
waft
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
towards
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
sub-Saharan
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
tribes.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
In
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
2002
 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
A.D.,
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
the
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Pillsbury Dough Boy
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
ran

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]


 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
burned
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
tentacles
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
What?!

In 2002 A.D., the Pillsbury Dough Boy ran burned tentacles...

Hmm. I think I can rescue this. . .

across
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Sunnyvale
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
High

It was originally 'Pillsbury Dough-Boy Forest burned, but then the *edit* before me who double posted editted his post after i went through the trouble of fixing it.. some gratitude!

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
during
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Thanksgiving.

I'm guessing you meant 'Sunnydale' Jeff.

BTW, I really think people need to read the previous posts before replying.. otherwise you'll confuse poor Lee again
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
dinner
 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
It

And nobody picked up on my reference. Sigh.
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
In 2002 A.D., the Pillsbury Dough Boy ran burned tentacles across Sunnyd(v?)ale High during Thanksgiving dinner it...

Okay, insert a period.

... dinner. It...

ate
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
What's wrong with Sunnyvale?

Though the idea of overcooked calamari instead of turkey...

calamari
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
like
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I did mean Sunnydale ... sorry, don't watch Buffy enough to catch the difference
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
It ate calamari-like...

hors d'oeuvres
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
served
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
by
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Buffy.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
...Buffy Magna.

MJ: Was your reference supposed to be to something other than the Latin phrase "anno domini"?

[ November 01, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
"Arses

(That's the beginning of speech, for the stupid amoungst you. Yes, that includes you.)
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
like
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Canadians
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
always
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
screw
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
in
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
arses
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Arses like Canadians always screw in arses."

Uhhh ...

Okaaaay.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I think I can save it from Tim's love of the word "arses"

that
 


Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
smell.

Better end this sentence now before it degenerates further...
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Tim
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
and

"Timmy, and Lords the of the Underworld!!"

[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: Harry ]


 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
Liam

Hmm. I was under the mistaken impression that Harry's italics counted as one name, so I picked up the thread from there. My bad...

And yes, we do still have decent English classes. I just never payed any attention in them (but graduated with an A-minus nonetheless).

[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
"Tim and had"? Are you lot actually taught anything in English nowadays, or do you spend the lessons looking up rude words in the dictionary?
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
killed
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
the
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
teacher
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
posthumously
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
, "Yummy!
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
" said
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Tim, "

[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
who
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
exploded
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
all

Now, I'm not calling you silly, stupid Jeff and Idiot Mike, but you do realise this is speech, don't you?
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
the

works for me, so far
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
while

actually, after '"Yummy!' Vogon Poet put a closing quotation, and a comma and the word 'said'
usually that indicates that the speech ended, just before the quotation mark

The Tom put another open quote after his word, but i dont think that were following it. Why should we?

[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Because Tom's trying to actually make this funny.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Funny? Why?
 
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
 
I guess, after fifty odd pages of nonsense, it is only natural to expect some signs of wear and tear. Here and there.

[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]


 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Capps
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
updated

It isnt any one person's job to make this funny.. its more of a group thing (dont know if the first 680 words might have taught you a thing or two about teamwork.

You're bringin' me down, man!
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
his
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
electric
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
psychedelic
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
hare

Yes, that is what I mean. A psychadelic rabbit. Deal
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
named
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Captain Bucky O'Hare

Can I do this? Is a name one word?
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Yes you can. Because I said so. And here, I rule. Except when I can't be arsed turning up.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
[new sentence] [open quotes] "Sweet
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Jesus H. Christ almighty!"
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
," exclaimed
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Liz,
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
when
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Jubes
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
fingered
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Ω.

"

^ Note the re-opened quote. One assumes Liz is about to continue speaking...

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]


 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 

^ Marking at the beginning of a question in Spanish. So in other words, Liz will speak Spanish...
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Donde
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
es

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: OnToMars ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
gato?"
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
"Cat?"

^ this, of course, being either Omega's or Jubes' boring English response.
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
�El Scorcho

�continuing the Spanish speech because i want to see some vocab from you students! �Now I'm your Spanish teacher too!

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
You aren't speaking Spanish! You're speaking Weezer!
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Chris Waddle
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
"Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!" exclaimed Liz when Jubes fingered Ω. "�Donde es Gato? �El Scorcho Chris Waddle..

?

[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Sorry, I thought it said "Scorchio." Went into a Fast Show parody. . . 8)
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Who cares about continuity! The Fast Show is good!

hethethethethethethetheh

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: Harry ]

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: Harry ]


 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Dammit, all this Spanish speak killed it! I don't know Spanish so I have no clue how to respond.

According to BabelFish: "Where it is Cat? The Scorcho Chris Waddle"
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
�El Scorcho, Chris Waddle,

y (Spanish for 'and')
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
buggered
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y buggered..."? That doesn't even make sense. I'll attempt to save you, though...

El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y El Buggero
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
jumped
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
"Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!" exclaimed Liz when Jubes fingered Ω. "�Donde es Gato?"
"Cat?"
"�El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y El Buggero..

couldn't you have said

'saltaron!"
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Nope. Nada. Sorry!
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
"Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!" exclaimed Liz when Jubes fingered Ω. "�Donde es Gato?"
"Cat?"
"�El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y El Buggero jumped

off
 
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Omega
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
, but
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
then
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
"Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!" exclaimed Liz when Jubes fingered Ω. "�Donde es Gato?"
"Cat?"
"�El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y El Buggero jumped off Omega, but then..

exploded.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
*drives lightspork into thread repeatedly*

DIE!!!

 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Omega
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
wants
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
the
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
thread
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
to
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
continue
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
no
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
more.

Full stop, the end, take us out of orbit, Mr. Sulu! 8)
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
But
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
God
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
afflicted
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
him

*everyone posted at the same time!*

[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Mike, that makes no sense.

'But God afflicted he' ... ?
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
with
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
stupidity
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
interspersed

Somebody stop this! Charles!

[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ]
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
with
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
ignorance.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Masturbation
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
lost
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
WW2
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
for
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Japan.

8)
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
However,
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Germany
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
sucked.

The end.

(Let's give it a rest for a few months [Smile] )

[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]
 


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