I've decided to make this contest after seeing this picture online...
I'll judge the names by Sunday night Los Angeles time.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Jolene Blalock"
I'm right! I win!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
PUSSY GIVEMESOME
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Dee Pinside-Shovett
Posted by Raw Cadet (Member # 725) on :
Personally, I think the surname "Komonanov," from "Our Man Bashir," is good enough for a real Bond movie.
I knew someone of Asian descent in high school with the first name "Phuc," pronounced, please excuse my language, fuck. Of course, since I went to Catholic school, and since Bond movies seem to try to stay at a PG-13 or lower rating, the name can be pronounced so it rhymes with gook. Either way, I think the intended meaning comes across; just attach an appropriate Asian sounding surname and you have Bond girl gold: Phuc Me.
Of course, the actress in question is neither Russian or Asian.
[ December 11, 2001: Message edited by: Raw Cadet ]
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
All I can say is: damn you, Edward Furlong.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The women aren't named after what they look like, they're named after what they are. Witness Elektra King, Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Tiffany Case, & Solitaire to name a few.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
I just like looking at the picture I can't think of a name.
Posted by Raw Cadet (Member # 725) on :
I have another idea: how about Iamjustaslutwhoappearshalfnakedinamagazinesforboysnotoldenoughtobuyrealporn Probablyaccompaniedbyanarticledetailingmyfavoritesexualpositions. A bit too long, perhaps?
Posted by Raw Cadet (Member # 725) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: The women aren't named after what they look like, they're named after what they are.
Well, then; that picture of Jolene Blalock is sending "Phuc Me" vibes, in my opinion.
[ December 11, 2001: Message edited by: Raw Cadet ]
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Meh. She looks like Brian "Hi, I'm A Shapeshifting Alien Bounty Hunter! Can I Stab This Through The Nape Of Your Neck? Thanks!" Thompson in drag.
I'll take Linda Park any day.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Unless you know of a site where it has Linda Park in street clothing...then I guess we are stuck with this pic. Unless I change it to the feathers one to give more inspiration.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Say what, Raw Cadet? A you sure your friend wasn't pulling your leg? I've known five guys named Phuc, and they've always told me the correct pronounciation is "fook" and not "fuk."
As for her Bond name, well, she'll have to be the sexy assassin sent to kill James Bond but winds up falling for him in the end. Her name?
T'Pola Mockingbird.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Edward Furlong?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yeah, he's the kid from Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Aerosmith's "Living on the Edge" music video, among other things. He's dating Jolene Blalock right now. There was a picture of the two of them attending the Enterprise premiere party at the Star Trek site a couple months ago.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
But Edward Furlong is a hideous misshapen troll!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Tese Arntreel
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Edward Furlong was also recently arrested for speeding through LA. Jolene was in the car with him.
Oh, and Edward Furlong IS going to be in Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (tentative title)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Huh. So did decide to use the loophole in Terminator 2 to go ahead with another sequel. Is James Cameron and/or Linda Hamilton going to be involved in this venture?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
James Cameron - Never Linda Hamilton - Possible
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
The winner is: Siegfried
I have to say that maybe I should just post the pics next time in the Officer's Lounge area for people to look at...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yes, I win! I win I win I win! Thank you thank you thank you!
I'd like to thank the Academy for this prestigious honor, and in particular Michael_T for choosing me to be the one to come home with this darling trophy. You like me! You really really like me!
::gushes::
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
There's a trophy? Are you sure it's "darling"? Knowing Michael, it's probably a big brass penis, or something...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Then if it's a Big Brass Penis, I will proudly mount that Big Brass Penis on a pedastal that will show all who enter my room that I am the greatest!
Or, at the very least, it'll be a conversation starter and scare the hell out of the Resident Assistant when she does room inspections (maybe she won't notice the George Foreman Grill if she's staring at the Big Brass Penis).
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Just hope she doesn't ask to borrow it.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Yeah, odds are she won't clean the Grill before she returns it.
Oh, wait, did you mean the Big Brass Penis. . ? 8)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
What's the loophole in T2? The fact that Arnie leaves another arm behind, or the fact that in T1 they said clearly "they destroyed the time machine after I used it. No-one else can come back", and then, several years and a big budget boost later, two other people did come back?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Well, actually, that time machine loop hole doesn't exist, since in the ORIGINAL script for T2, the beginning would have shown John Conner sending Reece (his father) back in time, and as soon as he left, he would find cryogenic freezer full of inactive Terminator units. Since the future remained unchanged immediatly after Reece left, it was assumed he failed and John Conner set to rewiring a Terminator unit so that it would obey John. Sometime between Reece being sent back and John reprogramming the Terminator, the T-1000 would have been sent back, and John would have sent his Terminator back.
There's also the possibility of TWO facilities with time travel capability...
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
A trophy? He gets an award. It's not a big brass penis...it's a lifetime supply of condoms and lubrication from Durex. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
What the hell am I supposed to do with that, Michael?
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Smuggle lots & lots of cocaine.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I don't think that my ass could that much abuse, Shik. Plus, what if I get caught? Anal cavity searches aren't my idea of a good time on a lazy Tuesday afternoon.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Fine then, do you want a gift certificate from Hustler's Hollywood store then? Or how about a tour of the Playboy Mansion?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Actually, I'd just settle for one woman, willing to be in a long-lasting relationship with myself, who will tolerate my personality quirks, will love me forever, and who I can smother with affection and love for the rest of my life.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Yes, I find the Earth females attractive also! BWAH HA HA HA plik bling lbing blorg org niki niki traz znaxx flarg flarg zoom draylax floom flang nax nax!
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Looks like someone spiked CaptainMike's eggnog with some alcohol...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Isn't eggnog usually spiked w/ alcohol?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And if it's usually spiked, doesn't that mean that it hasn't been "spiked"? You don't say that vodka is spiked with alcohol. If it's expected it just, well, "contains" alcohol.
What is eggnog anyway?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Add eggs to one Ferengi, and there you go.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Liam, this is eggnog, I like it but my wife from Scotland never grew up drinking it and she doesn't like it. Various alcohols can be added to it, rum, rye whisky, vodka, or just straight alcohol.
Basic Non-alcoholic Eggnog 12 eggs 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 quart cream to taste vanilla dash of nutmeg
Seperate eggs at room temp. Beat yolks till creamed with about half of sugar, whites till peaked then add other half of sugar. Beat cream till stiff. Then fold all together. Add vanilla to taste - but remember that a little bit of vanilla goes a long way.
Place into containers keep in refrigerator for at least one day. Shake before serving.
As you can see by the recipe it is hardly fattening at all. I also recommend scraping the nutmeg on top as you serve. Paul
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
It's nothing but raw eggs, sugar, and cream? Gods, that's disgusting...
And putting alcohol in it would still be "spiking". As you can see from the recipe, it's not supposed to have alcohol by default. But, from what I understand, the most common practice is to add some.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Aye, it sounds as bad as it tastes.
**runs to the toilet covering his mouth**
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
It's not that bad Siggy... all you need is to get used to buttermilk. That or add Bailey's Irish Cream or Kaluah to it.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I like eggnog.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
OH MY GOD I LOVE EGG NOG! IT IS THE GREATEST DRINK EVER!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I hate the conspiracy.. after Hallowe'en eggnog mysteriously appears on dairy-cooler shelves and we enjoy two months of unrivaled pleasure, and then the day after new years the government takes it away again. Government bastards. Grey aliens are helping them.
Me, I stocked up. I have a dozen cartons of Silk Nog (soymilk keeps a little better).
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Oh god you had that Silk Nog crap too?! That stuff is utterly pitiful! Egg Nog has to be THICK!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Bleh. Yuck.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
There's nothing like the real thing...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Absolutely. That's why I insist on buying 100% natural real poo instead of that sham poo at the grocery store.
::cue rimshot and groans from audience::
Thank you, folks! I'll be here all week!
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Good, then my New Year's dinner leftovers will not go to waste.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. I have my own leftovers to worry about. And it isn't exactly my particularly favorite assortment of foods, either.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
