(Remember - some people haven't seen it yet and haven't read the book, so think before you Spoil!)
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Hey, you in the shorts. Which way to Woodstock?
[ January 07, 2002: Message edited by: Grokca ]
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
...and the three wise men head off into Bethlehem to bear gifts of gold, frankensence, and the Pink Floyed greatest hits CD.
[ January 07, 2002: Message edited by: Michael_T ]
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Saruman: Gandalf, behold! The first in my line of script-reading Peter Jacksons! Gandalf: No!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Saruman: Yes well, my first attempt at breeeding a stronger more powerful orc failed.
Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
*invites Big Bird to sing with her*
`"One of these things is not like the others....."~
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
In 2058, the remaining members of ZZ Top attempt to bluff their way past the producer of that year's Lollapalooza & onto the stage.
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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
We are the ISTARI!! Saruman the White, Gandalf the Grey... ahem Jackson the Pink!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Orc: Well, mate, you wanna fire your secretary, that's what you wanna do. You may have SAID you wanted to summon your forces from Orcland, but he's written Auckland here. . .
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
Scriptwriter Peter Jackson, besides writing a phenominal script for 'Felowship of the Ring,' also has a cameo in the movie, in which he plays hobbit Bilbo Baggins's fifteenth cousin thrice^6 removed.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Gandalf: Do you think the hobbit will go away if we ignore him long enough?
Jackson: ...you're fired. You know that, right?
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Sarumon: "I do believe that I have cast the wrong spell?"
Gandalf: "Aye, Master Sarumon - I fear you have taken us to the Abyss where they breed differently, I would say.."
Sarumon: "Half-Orcs, I would say, wouldn't you agree,"
Gandalf: "Agreed,"
Director: "Listen, you bastards ... This isn't an episode of Frasier! Get the lines right .. Or I'll get Gary Coleman to fill in !!"
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Do we have a winner yet?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
What you'd see in the extra-widescreen DVD of the Fellowship of the Ring...
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Let's judge this please...I want to start another CapCom.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Gandalf: So who was that lucky chick you banged?
Saruman: Shut up!!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The winner is Grokca, the runner-up is Alshrim. Nyah. 8)
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
They like me they really like me. I'd like to thank God , my Momma, and all you fine people who voted for me.
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
*takes a bow* Thank you thank you...
'preciate that !! Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Gandalf: OK, first we have tea and biskets, then we kill him!
Sauraman: Right!
Jackson (thinking) Time to bugger off. _______________________________________________
Christpher Lee: Jackson, damn it, I'm a star too, I should get as much as he does.
Jackson: That was years ago, Ians the star now, and he has more lines.
Lee: Bullshit!! I put the years in, I did all the movies for years and years toiling, and besides, I have the white robes.
Ian M: Not for long!
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Jackson: Look guys, the thing is over, you are not really powerful Mages, or any of that crap, and if you don't get into some regular cloths, and wash, the guys in the white coats over there are going to take to some nice private rooms, with one way locks on the doors.
Lee: I shall call forth the Orcs, and send those two to my tower in Isengard.
Ian M: No egales for this lot either!!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
"Look honey! Hobbiton! I've finally completed my life's work!"
"That's a wonderful model."
"Model?"
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I love the little mounds of grass.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Secret studio shots reveal Lucas' move away from CGI for Episode III.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
"Found between the rubble of Orthanc"
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
The items in the background look like they actually belong in a hobbit-home.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee: Erm... Sure you got the right thread? :-)
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Actually, yes, Timothy. Although it does work just as well in the other competition. . .
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