Well, this time I've decided to use myself in a capcomp. Have fun...
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Is it live, or is it Memorex?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Boss: "Michael! Michael, you get out here and print up that job I ... wait, which one of you is Michael?"
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Announcer: So which one will it be? Bachelorette number 1 or Bachelorette number 2?
psst.... that lady on the left is a cutie, ya got her number? Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Judy's welcome at the law offices of Flagrant & Fancy was shortlived after the rest of the employees realized that the reason she was so feminine was that she actually *was* a woman.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
OH, GODS, MY EYES!!!! *grabs a spoon*
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'll give a little info on the pic. Next to me is my friend Yun Zhu and the reason I am wearing my sister's dress and shoes. I lost a bet to her. When I drag up again for Halloween though, I'm going with red hair.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I gotta admit it, I'm stumped. There's an ABBA joke in here somewhere, but I'm just not getting to grips with it.
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
OK, I can understand the fact that you have to wear a dress and shoes...but dude, why are you stuffing the bra?! Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Are you sure he is?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I'm strangely aroused by this.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
well im glad that i didnt have to admit it first.. but.. well.. me too
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Your friend Yun Zhu is a very cute gal. I may need to fight Tahna for her number.
Michael T., I think we incorrect in an earlier thread. I could take you on. I think I looked much better in my dress and wig. I had the whole "overweight Madonna on speed" thing going for me.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
*smashes Siegfried's head with a large mallet*
She's mine.
*eyes GF looking angrily at him*
Okay, she's yours. Sorry about the lumps.......
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Everything will be forgived if you take that mallet and bop that damn woman on the head from the Orbitz commercial.
Since this is a CapCom, here's my entry:
Yun: I am ever so pissed that Nino looks better in that get up than I do.
Nino: Hello, chica. Does this dress make my ass look big?
Yun: Yes.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Yun is currently at the Engineering school at UC Berekeley, so if anyone wants her number up there... give me a good reason to give it out. And those are boobs 359, boobs made from squishy eyeballs from the Terminator gift shop at Universal Studios Hollywood.
Oh, if you look closely, you'll see that I didn't shave my legs...
[ March 13, 2002, 01:51: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Berkeley? Hey now. Why that's my neck of the woods.
Engineering? Hey now. That means she's smart enough to know better than to go out with me.
Capcom: *does pathetic Joan Rivers impression* Who are you wearing? *stops doing pathetic Joan Rivers impression*
ps- nice legs
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Y'know, you are only taking his word for it that that's a real woman...
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
....ulp
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
eep?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
-- ilp!
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
Ack!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Frell!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Hell!
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
Shwing!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Trust me. I can tell. She's all woman. And he's all man. In a dress. With fake boobies. And unshaven legs. And a smile that says he's enjoying his crossdressing experience a good deal.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Okay now, let's get back to the Capcomp...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
**cricket chirps**
Hey. I already submitted mine. Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
*crickets continue to chirp* I got nothing.
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
The chinese Mk.IV "Female Camouflage/Infiltration Droid", standing next to the botched Mark I concept (limited edition). Seized at a hawaiian navy pier, hobnobbing with senior officers (liquidated).
[ March 15, 2002, 09:04: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Broad on Left: This is the last time I go for a sex change operation.
Broad on Right: So it didn't work for you?
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
(Infomercial)
(Music playing in the background, "Chances Are, by Jonny Mathis)
UC Berkely, one of the most advnced universities in the USA, where the Liberal arts degree really means Liberal, where women are women, and sometimes, the Men are too!
Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
Cute chick: "Say, um, that's a nice dress you have there...."
Michael T: "*Chuckle*, Why thank-you. I don't normally dress like this..."
Cute chick: "Sure you don't."
*Long Pause*
Michael: "Heh, I'm a big Star Trek fan ya' know..."
Cute girl: "...Aha."
Michael: "Would you like to see my extensive collection of starship miniatures and communicator pins?"
*Girl starts inching away sideways*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Presently, the commercial-ending narratives:
Narrator: "For these moments in our lives: Tampax brand tampons."
Narrator: "Cloning is just screwing up God's wondrous creations. Like this."
Narrator: "Don't date Siegfried. Here are the before and after photos of the last woman he dated."
Narrator: "We're all close friends here at the Downtown Condom Shop and Sex Boutique."
Narrator: "Next time on Star Trek: The Now Generation -- a transporter malfunction accidentally creates an imperfect copy of Lieutenant Zhu!"
Narrator: "And if we can settle with your insurance company, our lawyer's highly trained bitch-slappers will work over their execs."
Narrator: "The Patty Duke Show. Full House. Tia and Tamera. In the long tradition of sitcoms featuring wacky twins, there is the Yun and Michaela Zhu Show!"
Narrator: "We've secretly replaced Siegfried's date for the evening (Yun Zhu) with this date (Nino Miguel). Let's see if he notices..."
Narrator: "So please join this Saturday for the monthly 'Say No to Those Damn Gum Commercials' meeting at City Hall."
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
quote:Oh, if you look closely, you'll see that I didn't shave my legs...
Thankfully I never looked that closely.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'm judging this on Monday morining before my test in Western Civ, so I suggest that whoever else wants to make fun of me hurry...
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
We've had another transporter mishap Captain, this time it's merged Harry Kim and 7of 9.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Competition to become the new Power Puff Girl heats up!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oh no! All the women I've ever asked out on a date are ganging up to destroy me!
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
And the winner is: Gorkca.
The runners up are Siegfried and Kosh. Oh, my friend Yun suggested that I show what I wore to Halloween last year, the Lt. Uhura uniform from TOS.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I'm always the bride's maid but never the bride.
But, I really gotta to see this Lieutenant Uhura pictures of you. Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
THank you Thank you
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'll show it as another capcomp this summer then Seig...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yes! This is the start of a new age for Flare! Crossdressing Member CapComs!
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
Cool. I do a killer Marilyn Monroe pose. However I do not have a whit dress or a white whig. hmmmmm.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Some men in here don't have the balls to wear 3-inch heals Sieg, so that tradition won't start too soon. Unless you want to help me start it off?
[ March 21, 2002, 17:36: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I don't have access to any 3-inch heels. My weigth tends to reduce them to 1-inch heels.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So just get nine-inch ones...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
My fianc�e has quite small feet, and goes to this specialist shop whichh makes shoes in unusually small or large sizes. The large-sized women's shoes. . . they were terrifying. I just kept staring at these high-heeled shoes that were in sizes I could wear (11). I felt like I'd shrunk.
Note: we just got a flyer from them in the mail saying they were now concentrating on small sizes only; so I won't be able to get UM any heels. 8)
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
No one has asked about - who the hell is that buck-naked guy, with his bare arse parked on that cabinet next to the spray can!?!
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
so I won't be able to get UM any heels
o_0
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, just trying to enhance your enjoyment of both genders. . . 8)
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Andrew, that's just a classmate who just happend to be in that area. No one is naked here or else I'd be arrested.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I ENJOY BOTH GENDERS ALREADY?!?
I need to go on MTV's Real World XVI.
Real World - Saskatchewan
Me - "So, Leonard, how's your sex life?"
Leonard - "Well, Bessie's havin' a calf, eh, and my Snowmobile's in for repairin'."
Gus - "Yup. Yup."
Me - "So, who wants to go make fun of hookers?"
Gus - "There ain't nuthin' wrong with skippin' school. Look where I'm a got myself. Where's all the beer at, eh?"
[ March 25, 2002, 11:25: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
You go both ways? Well that's an interesting thought... So do you want to come over here in Los Angeles for a taco or a hot dog? My treat...
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
If that IS someone - what is he wearing - cause it looks like 'flesh-tones' to me ;o)
And your analogy if I think what it is... taking it to other 'fast foods' what would a pizza be!?! ;o)
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
A circular piece of dough covered with Tomato sauce and pepperoni. And meat.
Big slabs of meat. Big, sausage slabs of pepperoni. I would assume.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Pizza would be then be swiming with the fishes.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I thought that was the tacos...
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
No, Ellen ate tacos while Anne went back and forth on tacos and hot dogs. I eat Subway footlongs.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Mmm... Subway...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That is only the arm of my friend Anastasia CatpainMike. So take a cold shower.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
By blowing up the image further and manipulating it, I've been able to make out the registry NCC-59xy1 where 'x' is either a '3' or an '8,' and 'y' is a '6' or a '9.' 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
And that blur further back has to be either an Ambassador class or a Valiant class starship. Anyone who disagrees with me has his/her head up his/her ass.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Actually, there is a Constitution Class starship in the pic somewhere.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
but should we consider it canon?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I'll email Mike Okuda! He'll know! Then we'll have canonical proof that this is a Valiant class starship!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
But Valiant isnt the class name.. it must be a variant. What we need to do is get more pictures of the studio model and/or more screengrabs if they have this on DVD
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Captain Mike can see it... I can see it - why no one else... the 'body' on the left - is NAKED... possibly sitting on a towel... or his pants ride VERY VERY low.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I cant figure out how an arm could make that shape.. unless of course its the arm i see attached to a naked body
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Everyone knows that the Defiant is a Valiant class! It was on the dedication plaque and in some Star Trek books. Plus, Antares Station says that it's Valiant class! So there! Nyah!
As for the picture, how can you not tell that the fleshy object in question is an arm? It's an arm and shoulder sticking out from a sleeveless shirt (possible a tank top or camisole). In the picture in the OP, you can see that the person in question is wearing a light khaki pair of shorts.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
If the bottom of the picture was cut off at about the level of the bottom of the top drawer in that filing cabinet (or that spray can), it sure would look like someone was bending over and mooning them. . . 8)
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
[ March 29, 2002, 11:25: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
Oh sweet Jesus, I did not need to see that pic (Magnus's one).
So wait a second, you have a naked chick next to you? Why didn't you have HER in the picture instead of the asian babe?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, they're all naked, under their clothes...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
And that thought is the only thing that gets me through the day. Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
What the hell is going on to this thread? No one is NAKED... the next best thing to it is me not wearing underwear in the dress.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, it's taken 6 pages to reach the "FAR too much information" point. . . 8)
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
*CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING!* LOL! *wipes a tear* that is hilarious - when someone mentioned the ARM - I got it - originally I thought you were ?for some reason? talking about the hand in the picture behind! LOL!
Thank god for Flare Upload! LOL! - you can see what I originally THOUGHT it was... you CAN see how I could have confused things... LOL! THAT'S why I was a bit worried about that can being so close to 'that person's butt'! ;o)
LOL!
Andrew
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That's it, I'm NOT posting me in the Uhura uniform.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
*resounding cheers*
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
*kinda curious*
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
*shoots CaptMike*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
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