Am I the only one around here who get's really annoyed by the way they say "Temporal Cold War" on Enterprise? You can virtually hear the quotation marks. . .
[ March 14, 2002, 03:38: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Crewman Exposition: "And this is where the magic happens."
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Archer: "Dude, this is so awesome!"
Futureguy: "Pink Floyd rocks!"
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Daniels: And here we have a 29th Century timeship chasing a 23rd Century starship. Hilarious hijinks ensue.
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Archer: My God... It's full of stars...
Daniels: Actually, those are moments in history...
Archer: Must you ruin my dramatic lines?
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Daniels: And here's where you and your crew will die terrible terrible deaths.
Archer: Really?
Daniels: No, not really. That actually occurs much sooner.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Futured00d: "...and over there is where Don Bellisario is wishing he'd had our effects budget."
Archer: "Right, right..."
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
Future Guy: This kind of puts you into a mood doesn't it? (gets his hopes up)
Archer: ahhhhhhh. No.
Future Guy: Me niether. (His hopes get crushed)
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Daniels: And just imagine the possibilities. In just a small amount of space, we can create images like this one. You'll never need to leave the ship for vacations again!! And if you act now, I'll throw in this blue thing in my hand absolutly free.
Archer:(thinking) I hate salesmen!!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
CC: "Behold! The next new look for Flare!"
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Daniels: And that blue strand over there is where your crew become one of the most famous Enterprises in history.
Archer: Really? I can't imagine...
Daniels: Good, because it's not actually your Enterprise and crew. It's another one where the captain actually gets more action with women that you do.
[ March 14, 2002, 23:14: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Dude... I wanted a Bud Light!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The twenty-second century rave scene.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Archer: You can't reach it, but you can't grab it....
Daniels: You know you're chewing Bubble Gum, you know what that is, but you still want some.
Archer: You just can't get enough of that lovey dovey stuff......
Daniels: Don't go..... no, no, yah.... Discotheque....
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Archer: I want what he's drinking......
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Archer: "I can see my house from here." Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Archer: Yeah, but will this Windows XP 2800 still run my old games?
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
Daniels: And this is wherre The359 wins the Temporal Caption Competition at the Flare Sci-Fi Forums.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Archer: What's this ship doing? It looks like its shadowing this other one?
Daniels: Yes, well that's kind of an embarassing story really. Although that's a 22nd century ship, it's pathetically trying to retrace the former adventures of a 23rd century vessel.
Archer: Well how is that even possible? I mean if it hasn't happened yet... how can the ship in the present be--
Daniels knowingly nods.
Archer: Oooh. Ouch, right. Gotcha
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Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Archer: Can you show me again where I leap into the body of the woman with big breasts?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Daniels: According to Ziggy here, there's a forty-nine percent chance that you are here to destroy all the continuity in the universe.
Beckett to self: Al's replacement is such a tool.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Archer: So will this play Halo and other Xbox games?
Daniels: Of course!
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Daniels: And here is when Lee finally judges this Capcom in the year 2089. Unfortunately, many of its former inhabitants are too old or too dead to care. Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Archer: What's that magenta thing there.. Is it..
Daniels: You can't ask that.
Archer: But I think that..
Daniels: No! Stop
Archer: I was just wondering..
Daniels: If you ask that the universe dies!
Archer: Oh. How bout this thing?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Archer: too bad Midland couldn't be here..
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Daniels: Bibbity, bobbity, boo!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
There's a moral here, about messing with the timeline: The359 would have won, but he somehow went back in time and changed his name to 359mph, so he lost. An honourable mention goes to him, anyway. 8)
There was an excellent range of responses here, and picking a winner wan't easy. And once I had picked a winner, choosing a runner-up wasn't any easier.
The winner is, naturally, Krenim, our master of the temporal, for the "terrible deaths" one - though his particular claim to fame is diminished when you read this exchange:
quote:Krenim 18/03/02 02:20 Ooh... Just be sure not to let the Temporal CapCom sit around for months without being judged.
Lee Kelly 18/03/02 02:21 I judged that two weeks ago. It's a Temporal CapCom, remember?
Krenim 18/03/02 02:21 Uh... *Brain explodes*
Lee Kelly 18/03/02 02:22 And you call yourself after a time-travel aware race. Why, even your real-life Trek namesake could figure that one out. 8)
The runner-up is Tahna Los, who's somehow gotten this idea that I take a long time to judge these things. Nonsense! 8)
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
SON OF A...
That close to finally winning a CapCom lol
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Daniels: Welcome to the Plane' arium. If you come later tonight, we'll have laser Kenny G and laser Rick James.
Archer: Isn't it Planetarium?
Daniels: I have a speech impediment which prevents me from saying the "T" in Plane' arium.
Archer: Oh.
Daniels: Now watch the constellations. You love the Plane' arium. To be without the Plane' arium gives you great pain. You will do anything for the Plane' arium.
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lol