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Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 


This one is for Snay...
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*ZZZHHWWWAAAAH!*

A scene from Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones of Women in Wet Shirts.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
"And here we see a rare picture of Denise Richards without her trademark goofy-chipmunk smile."

Many Bothan Papparazzi died geting us this information. 8)
 
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
Impossible! No skirt that small has a poking device!?
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
*starts director speak*
Denise, honey, you've got to spray the car. No, honey, the car over there. No, the black Range Rover over there. You're getting warmer. (aside) And to think, she was so good with the hose in rehersals.
*stops director speak*
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Kinda looks like she's holding a smaller-than-usual white-colored lightsabre.

I guess I should now lead the chorus in a chant of "Size doesn't matter!"
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
That's not a Jeep!

But in the movie ...
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Kinda looks like she's holding a smaller-than-usual white-colored lightsabre."

Thus the entire basis of the joke I made in the very first response...
 
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
"ZHWAH"? What is that, a BatMan-punch?
It's "KSSHHEEUEECHH...WOEW, WOEW".
Obviously. [Wink]

[ March 25, 2002, 12:40: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
But whats your favorite kind of sprinklers, the ones that go FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSWLLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSWLLSH, or the ones that go FLWWWLLLOOOSSH FLWWWLLLOOOSSH FLWWWLLLOOOSSH?
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK, of course.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Little was it known that Denise Richards had a 30 ft long white tail.

(I nearly typed Denise Crosby).

Andrew
 


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