I have no idea where this image came from, you know. I just found it while browsing a Trek directory on my HD. But, I'm sure you agree, the comedic possibilities are endless:
[ March 22, 2002, 15:47: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Sulu: "Tiny", eh?
Guard: OK, OK, I take it back!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Hah! Omega's got my vote.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
*can't stop laughing at the picture long enough to come up with something*
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
*Neither can I. I think McCoy wins by default. Look at that expression. One Million Points*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Sulu: "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"
McCoy: "JESUS CHRIST, SULU!"
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
McCoy: We don't have time for you to pull a Kirk Manuever here Sulu. Do it after out mission!
Sulu: Hey, a mission never stopped Kirk from a piece of ass now did it?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Sulu: "Look! I am having sex with a man! It is unexpected!"
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
WINNAR!1
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
I'm sorry, but Omega has to win this one. That was too funny.....
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Guard: 97, 98, 99, 100. Ready or not, here I..... AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
McCoy: Sulu???!!?? How could you do this to us, after all these years??!??!
Kirk *behind McCoy*: That reminds me, where the hell is Spock?
Spock *offscreen with another male Guard*: Right here, Captain.
[ March 22, 2002, 23:57: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I think the neighbours might think I've gone nutty but that is the FUNNIEST THING I've seen in a long time and yeah... Omega's caption - priceless! LOL!
TOO FUNNY! I'm still laughing!
That picture is hilarious!
Andrew
P.S. This whole man-train joke coming up in the long capcom made me laugh - but this takes the cake! LOL!
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
LMAO!!! This picture is so damn funny, I can't think of a captin for it that would make it funnier. LMAO. Omega should get this one. He really should.
DeForest Kelly should get second place for the look of sheer horror on his face! Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Sulu! You'll go blind if you keep doing that!"
"Not unless he does first!"
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Of course, Omega can no longer tell people to stop with the "eight grade humor" ... Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Sulu: "Who's your daddy?" Guard: "UHNNH! You're my daddy! You are!"
or
Sulu: "Yeah, you like that, don't you, bitch?" McCoy: "Dammit Jim, you never should have let him watch the South Park movie!" Kirk: "Don't blame me... blame Canada."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Sulu: "I saw this in a movie once..." McCoy: "Yeah? What's next? Curb-kicking?" Sulu: "Ooh... Where's Chekov?"
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
McCoy: Damnit Sulu, you're a Pilot, not a Proctologist!
However, I don't think I can stand up to Omega.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Quite right.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Of course, I suppose I could pull a Nix and use a search engine, but it'd be much more fun to have him explain what curb-kicking is. 8)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Watch American History X.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I believe the correct term, from Lamar "Odeo" Brown's Dickshunary of Ghetto Langwige, Fo'teenth Edishin, is "curb-stomp." Which may be spelt differently in Britain.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Guard: Is it me or is that a rope up my bum?
McCoy: I don't think I could answer that right now.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
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[ March 23, 2002, 23:20: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
McCoy: I hope that's not where Spock's Katra is! ;o)
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
McCoy: Sulu! What are you doing?
Sulu: I'm restraining the guard. No go and I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
And this part of the gallery has prints that were considered for album covers and rejected. The first one was rejected for The Who's "Whos Next".
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
Sulu: "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR????"
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Sulu: Ready Doc? I'll start!! "Row, row, row your boat...
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
McCoy: Wha...what the hell is going on here?
Kirk: What are you doing, Sulu?
Sulu: Helloooo, my precioussss...
Kirk: Oh no. Go...GO!! Now, Bones! Quick!
McCoy *being dragged away*: Wait, that's a damned illegal thing!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Sulu:And he... Cut my lines... And he... Always got the girl... And you... should hear... what he did... to Nichelle...
Sulu:There you are, sir. We were just talking about you.
[ March 25, 2002, 21:00: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Sulu: Don't worry Doctor, it's my version of the Vulcan neck pinch.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
McCoy: What's going on here?
SuluBot: I am a robotic replica of Sulu. I was sent here by V'ger to test some of the human males to see how they respond to the Ka'lmar which can be found in the Kama Sutra book.
McCoy: Ah... okay.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The "Sulu unit", as it were?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Gesundheit!
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Sulu: Behold, my new "Sulu Manouever"!!!
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
McCoy: Jesus -- HOw did you fit it all in..
SUlu: *Grunts* It isn't easy, *Grunts and to the Guard* who said i was Tiny huh???
Guard: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[ March 29, 2002, 05:02: Message edited by: Alshrim ]
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
I move that Alshrim's last entry be disqualified as it is an attempted rip of Omega's Entry.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Objection overstained. 8)
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
McCoy: Sulu!! Why?
Sulu: Cause I got blisters on my finger!!!!!
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Sulu: I'm George Takai, DAMNIT! Do I look RELAXED?!?!
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
The funny thing is George Takei really is gay.
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
uh....WHAT?!
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Sulu is queer as moi.
[ March 31, 2002, 00:56: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Is that actually true? I've wondered ever since I noticed the lack of reference to his private life in his autobiography. . .
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
at different points in my life, both of my parents have appraoched my brother asking for the truth as to whether or not i was gay because they lacked any reference to my private life
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
I don't have a private life.
[ April 01, 2002, 13:24: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
I have a friend who lives next door to the guy who played Mr. Holm (butler to Lwaxana Troi) and is best friends with his daughter. She went on one of those cruise things with Trek actors, and George Takei was there with his boyfriend.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I imagine a rather tired old joke has been cracked whenever your friend knocked on their door.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
So how did the boyfriend look? Was he younger like Ian McKellen's date for the Oscars?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, let's just end it at that, shall we? The winner is, naturally, Omega. Runner-up is AndrewR. 8)
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
c'mon.. Sol System's was so much better.. im having a tshirt made of it..
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Sol's won my heart. And from a man of Simon's establishment, it was unexpected as well.
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