If not, it's Non-Trek, so go. You've got like 30 questions or something. I forget. I just want to post more.
[ May 13, 2002, 00:31: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Is it larger than a standard factory worker's metal lunchbox containing a ham sandwich, a can of Diet Coke, and a cannabis-laced brownie?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
1. It is larger than a standard factory worker's metal lunchbox containing a ham sandwich, a can of Diet Coke, and a cannabis-laced brownie.
[ May 13, 2002, 00:32: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Is it larger than a 1987 Fiat Panda?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it larger then Rob's ego?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
2. It is NOT larger than a 1987 Fiat Panda. (Which is like really damn ugly.)
3. It is NOT larger then Rob's ego, if Rob's ego were equal to the size of the sub-stellar body Miranda.
Y'know, we have Nixpicking, What funny wordplay can we make with Rob?
[ May 13, 2002, 15:15: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
Does it bleed?
[ May 13, 2002, 13:54: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
4. It does bleed, if you prick it.
[ May 14, 2002, 00:01: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Miranda is not a stellar body, it is a moon, and therefore a sub-stellar body. My ego is roughly the size of a sphere encompassing the local group of galaxies.
"These are the facts, and they are undisputed."
Does it have hair?
[ May 13, 2002, 15:10: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
5. It does have hair, albeit sparingly.
[ May 14, 2002, 00:01: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Is it humanoid?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
6. It is humanoid.
[ May 14, 2002, 00:02: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Is it fictional?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
7. It is NOT Fictional.
[ May 14, 2002, 00:02: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Is it me?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
8. Of course not.
[ May 14, 2002, 00:03: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Summation. Why did not anyone tell me that I had #3 twice, in effect giving you one more question. You are unethical.
1. It is larger than a standard factory worker's metal lunchbox containing a ham sandwich, a can of Diet Coke, and a cannabis-laced brownie. 2. It is NOT larger than a 1987 Fiat Panda. 3. It is NOT larger then Rob's ego, which is like really big. 4. It does bleed. 5. It does have hair. 6. It is humanoid. 7. It is NOT Fictional. 8. It is NOT Michael Bartel.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Is it a political figure?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it an actor (gender non-specific)?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
9. It is NOT a political figure. 10. It is NOT a gender-unsepecific Actor.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
is it male?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is it currently alive?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
11. It is Male. 12. He is currently alive.
[ May 14, 2002, 11:27: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Is it a resident/current inhabitant of North America?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
13. He currently resides/inhabits North America.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Is he a Flare-ite?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
14. To the best of my knowledge, this person has NOT been to, or is registered at the Flare Fora.
[ May 14, 2002, 12:45: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Fora".
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Yesh. Go fall down, or something.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
1. It is larger than a standard factory worker's metal lunchbox containing a ham sandwich, a can of Diet Coke, and a cannabis-laced brownie. 2. It is NOT larger than a 1987 Fiat Panda. 3. It is NOT larger then Rob's ego, which is like really big. 4. It does bleed. 5. It does have hair. 6. It is humanoid. 7. It is NOT Fictional. 8. It is NOT Michael Bartel. 9. It is NOT a political figure. 10. It is NOT a gender-unsepecific Actor. 11. It is Male. 12. He is currently alive. 13. He currently resides/inhabits North America. 14. To the best of my knowledge, this person has NOT been to, or is registered at the Flare Fora.
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
Is he some kind of artist of any genre?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
15. He is NOT considered an artist in any sense of the word.
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
Good, I wouldn't like to have to guess it was Pee Wee Herman. What a relief.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Is this person relatively frequently discussed in the media?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
16. This person is discussed in the media on a basis which is more frequent than it is not.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Is this person over the age of 40?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
17. He is NOT over 40 years of age.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
[ May 14, 2002, 15:48: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Was this person known in the media a year or more ago?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is he over the age of 30 years?
Is he a resident of the United States of America?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Go fall down, or something."
Already have done. Last Wednesday. Got a broken elbow for my troubles. But it got me out of an exam and a project, so it's okay.
[ May 14, 2002, 16:32: Message edited by: TSN ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
18. He was discussed in the media at least one year ago. 19. He is over 30 years old. 20. He is a resident of the United States
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Does he own a company?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
21. He does own a company.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is he as rich as a millionaire?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
22. Uh, yeah. He's as rich as a millionaire. In fact, one could even say he IS a millionaire.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Is it Bill Gates?
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I think Gates has been over 40 for some years now.
Does he own an IT-related company?
[ May 14, 2002, 22:31: Message edited by: The_Tom ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
1. It is larger than a standard factory worker's metal lunchbox containing a ham sandwich, a can of Diet Coke, and a cannabis-laced brownie. 2. It is NOT larger than a 1987 Fiat Panda. 3. It is NOT larger then Rob's ego, which is like really big. 4. It does bleed. 5. It does have hair. 6. It is humanoid. 7. It is NOT Fictional. 8. It is NOT Michael Bartel. 9. It is NOT a political figure. 10. It is NOT a gender-unsepecific Actor. 11. He is Male. 12. He is currently alive. 13. He currently resides/inhabits North America. 14. To the best of my knowledge, He has NOT been to, or is registered at the Flare Fora. 15. He is NOT considered an artist. 16. He is discussed in the media on a basis which is more frequent than it is not. 17. He is NOT over 40 years of age. 18. He was discussed in the media at least one year ago. 19. He is over 30 years old. 20. He is a resident of the United States. 21. He does own a company. 22. He is a millionaire. 23. He is NOT Bill Gates. 24. He owns a company related to the IT field.
[ May 14, 2002, 23:58: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is he a billionaire?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Or he could be a trillionaire. Or a zillionaire.
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
Is he famous for anything else besides owning an IT company?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
25. He is a billionaire. 26. He is famous for something else in addition to owning a Company.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Alas.
[ May 15, 2002, 13:26: Message edited by: Sol System ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Certainly.
[ May 15, 2002, 13:29: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Ask more questions. Damnit.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Is his first name less then 6 letters?
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
27. The name that he is referred to usually is indeed less than the count of six letters.
[ May 16, 2002, 00:55: Message edited by: UM . ]
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
Is the person Linus Torvalds?
Posted by UM . (Member # 239) on :
28. No.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Does the Death Star get waxed on a regular basis, or do they just use on of those cheap intergalactic spaceship wash places?
Posted by UM . (Member # 239) on :
As seen on TV.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
is it that apple computer boy.. whazzisface Steve Jobs?
Posted by UM . (Member # 239) on :
29. No.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Does his last name begin with any of the letters a-m, inclusive?
Posted by UM . (Member # 239) on :
30. Yessum.
Up to 35 alright? Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I'd be very interested in visiting the timeline where Linus Torvalds is a billionaire.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Does his last name begin with any of the letters A-F, inclusive?
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
31. Yessum.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Michael Dell?
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
32. Negatory.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Would his company be most strongly associated with the internet?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Does his last name begin with any of the letters A-C, inclusive?
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
33. Yes. 34. Yes.
Hey, you made it. One guess for the obvious answer...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
It's obvious?
Damn, I must be clueless then... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, Tom told me he thinks it's Marc Andreessen, but he didn't actually want to go out on the limb and guess it.
So, is it Andresseen?
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Tim is a bastard*.
*: Subject to reconsideration should my tentative suspicions have been correct.
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
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