Remember this? The rules are as follows: each user posts a word. Don't post more than one word unless it's a proper name or something. Try to keep the profanity down to a minimum. No consecutive posts by the same person. If you want to say something other than your word, put it in italics. Punctuation can be changed by subsequent posters, so don't get too attached. Words can also be edited slightly to make sense in context.
Today
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the
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end
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protruded
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for
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some
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length
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. "Are
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there
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any
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cheer-leaders
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hiding
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behind
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my
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large
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protrusion?"
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"Maybe
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if
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only
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their
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"maybe if only their"?
clothes
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weren't
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grass-stained
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, they
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might
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be
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employable
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as
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nifty
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man-train
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drivers.
Somehow that is just... not... right. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed...
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President
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wannabe
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Al Gore.
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Suddenly,
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Howard
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Stern
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screamed
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like
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a
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lemur
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on
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Revlon's
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listening device
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, which
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started
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bananas
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flying
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through
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his
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airspace.
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North Korea
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blows.
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On
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Today the end proturded for some length. "Are there any any cheer-leaders hiding behind my large protrusion?" Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers." Observed President wanna-be Al Gore. Suddenly Howard Stren screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started banana's flying through his air space. North Korea blows. On this
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day
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the
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Detroit Tigers
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Ate
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hairy
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wombats
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' faeces.
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with
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sauce.
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Quickly,
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and greedily,
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chomping
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at
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chunks
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of
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plecostomus
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membranes,
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Today the end proturded for some length. "Are there any any cheer-leaders hiding behind my large protrusion?"
Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers." Observed President wanna-be Al Gore.
Suddenly Howard Stren screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started banana's flying through his air space.
North Korea blows.
On this day the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats faeces with sauce. Quickly and greedily, chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes,
Pat Ahearne
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Looking back, it seems to be a tradition...
exploded.
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Without
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neither
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rubber-ducky
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nor
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Sexual
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pleasure
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basket
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
nice catch, Cartman
ready
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, and
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willing
Even though Cartman matched the "nor" to the "neither", that doesn't fix the double negative with "without". Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
didn't stop Jon Lovitz :.) Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
It's too late to Nixpick now, dude. Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Okay, fixing things:
Quickly and greedily, chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded with neither rubber ducky nor sexual pleasure.
Basket-ready and willing,
Arthur Dent
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You changed a few too many things there. You've altered the meaning. This fits better with what was typed:
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' fæces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. Without neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped...
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out
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of
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Air Force One
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. President Harrison Ford
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sobbed
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against
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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, who
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grinned
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Altered the meaning? You think there was meaning? Okay, we'll use your interpretation, it does account for the original capitalization of "Without". But you've still left the "without neither" which, as you yourself pointed out, makes no sense.
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
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Suddenly
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, Jessica Simpson
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melted
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Odo
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into
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chutney
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paste
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. "Help!"
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shouted
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the
That'll learn me not to look in this forum from time to time... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
blonde
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Omega: The "without neither" may be grammatically incorrect, but it's still what was posted. Besides, you live in Tennessee. Surely you know there are people who would actually talk like that.
wench.
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Unaware
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of
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Odo's
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
If you'll read the opening post, Tim, you'll see that I expressly stated that words could be edited slightly to make sense in context, just for such an occasion.
plight
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Perhaps. But, if you're going to edit anything, I'd change the "neither" and "nor". After all, it's not the "without" that was the error.
, Optimus Prime
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flew
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by.
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Immediately
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, Goldstone Coneflower
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upended
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winebottles
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of
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Romulan
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ale.
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This
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is
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whack.
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Hand
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me
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to
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the
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Injection Molding Press
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!", said
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Winky
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Dwarf
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I
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yearn
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for
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Pop Tarts
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™ Brand
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cherry
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. Unfortunately,
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Toodle Peet
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exploded
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. Surprisingly
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, nobody
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vomited
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, although
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the
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hammer
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toed
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mongoose
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sneezed
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ketracel-white
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up
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his
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Mother's
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bum.
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"Ne'ermind
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, I
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am
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insane.
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," remarks
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Peter O'Toole
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. "It's
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irrevelant
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to
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our
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coke-snortage
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fun
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contest.
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Mounties
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flushed
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the
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toyboat
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against
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Winnipeg.
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The Upanishads
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, inspired
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by
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Liberache
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, ovulated
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like
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a
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herd
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of
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militant
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oxen.
How does a collection of writings ovulate? Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
The Mario Twins
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indubitably
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used
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crack.
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The Vice President
I wonder if it was Schopenhauer TSN and Cartman were fishing for... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Safety Danced
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into
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a
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brothel
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filled
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with
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transexual
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baboons.
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I
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love
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this
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smell
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," said
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Lara Flynn Boyle.
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Meanwhile,
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roaring
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engines,
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens
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and
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cheese
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precluded
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the
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use
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of
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vibrators
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inside
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the
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vaginas
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before
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supper.
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Even
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despite
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Valium
I've given it a lot of thought and the only possible explanation for my sexlife being disrupted by roaring engines, sirens and cheese, would be if I had gotten a yeast infection by John McClane. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
, Lara Flynn Boyle
CONTINUITY!! Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
desanctified
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
babboons
MORE CONTINUITY!! Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Well, not really. Seeing as how it was spelled correctly the first time. , while
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Benton Fraser
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grudgingly
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married
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Tom Servo
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wouldn't it be 'begrudgingly'?
. "Why
Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
Actually, the two words have very similar meanings.
is
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my
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Megatron
CONTINUITY?! Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
flying
I'm confused... Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
automatically!?"
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Well, this was meant to go BEFORE Mim's, but it works anyway.
Paraguay's
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destruction
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went
Hint: Someone say "unnoticed." Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
unnoticed.
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, until
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Crow T. Robot
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deduced
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Brain Guy's
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plot
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assuming
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plot: Assuming control
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of
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used
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underpants
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within
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo. "Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five
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standard
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YMCAs
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. Bluestreak
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streaked
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across
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Castle Forrester
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, whistling
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"Village People - YMCA"
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. Professor Xavier
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thought
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he
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farted
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beer
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dreams
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, Bobo
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added.
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Now
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is
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doomsday!
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Joel Hodgson
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gasped
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, "What
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manner
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of
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devilry
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replaced
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Pearl's
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clitoris
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with
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
*sigh*
lightbulbs
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lightbulbs. Lara Flynn Boyle
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's relevance
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diminishes.
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Mike Nelson
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imploded.
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Anyone
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fancy
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a
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meerkat?
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Olivia Newton-John
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started
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vomiting
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meerkats
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like
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there
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was
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no
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tomorrow.
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Like
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the
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saying
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goes,
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'If
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you
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cannibalize
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, masturbate,
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tap-dance
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Sunday best.
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Blessed
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Lorien
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", Sheridan
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figuratively
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, referencing
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TV's Frank
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all
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just
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get
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wailed
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Tim
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Tim. Little
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Timothy
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know
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, aging
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technocrats
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overtaken
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The Circle K
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, rummaging
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through
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merchandise
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for
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Altoids
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. Fellating
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C-3PO,
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Anakin Skywalker
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oublietted
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That's a verb?
through
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Well it can be, but you can only do it to someone else, that is incarcerating someone into a pit with the locked door in the ceiling. But hey, this thread isn't into logic at all, go for it. Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Anakin Skywalker oublietted, through his
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reticulated
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orofice
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, Dwight Eisenhower.
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I'd no idea Anakin Skywalker was so multitalented.
Zombie John C. Fr�mont
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I didn't know that "oubliette" even had a transitive sense, so I just thought you meant he was, y'know, wandering around in a dungeon with Golden Rod or something. B)
ate
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Count ChoculaTM Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
, forgetting
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his
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duty
My city is named for John C. Fremont, by the way. Random bit of trivia. Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
to
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abolish
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vampirism
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in
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New York, New York
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, surreptitiously
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. "Assume
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Sammy Jenkis
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already
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anally
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clenched
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twelve
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monkeys
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," Chris Marker
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", John G
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Chris Marker, John G and
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Jesus H. Christ.
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Flare's magnum opus thus far:
quote:Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo. "Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five standard YMCAs.
Bluestreak streaked across Castle Forrester, whistling "Village People - YMCA".
Professor Xavier thought he farted beer dreams, Bobo added.
Now is doomsday!
Joel Hodgson gasped, "What manner of devilry replaced Pearl's clitoris with lightbulbs?!"
Lara Flynn Boyle's relevance diminishes. Mike Nelson imploded.
"Anyone fancy a meerkat?" Olivia Newton-John started vomiting meerkats like there was no tomorrow.
Like the saying goes, "If you cannibalize, masturbate, tap-dance and pillage, you may wear your Sunday best."
"Can't we all just get along?" wailed Tim. Little did Timothy know, aging technocrats had overtaken The Circle K, rummaging through merchandise for Altoids.
Fellating C-3PO, Anakin Skywalker oublietted, through his reticulated orifice, Dwight Eisenhower.
Zombie John C. Fr�mont ate Count Chocula, forgetting his duty to abolish vampirism in New York, New York, surreptitiously.
"Assume Sammy Jenkis already anally clenched twelve monkeys, Chris Marker, John G and Jesus H. Christ."
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Tops
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and
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bottoms
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exposed,
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The Golden Girls
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caused
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Tim
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to
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function.
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to function prematurely.
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explosive
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decompression
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is
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a
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bitch.
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Lara Flynn Boyle
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engulfed
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Omega
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's tiny
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hairless
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wrinkled
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gerbil
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-like
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Wheaties
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inversion
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wrinkled gerbil-like Wheaties inversion? Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
need another word after inversion, like field-coil or generator Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
matrix
an 'inversion thing' is *one* object, so you could have just put that down, IMO Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
array
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. The Jackson Five
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licked
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Lara Flynn Boyle's
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Slim-Jim
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. "Tastes
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like
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Rattlesnake
Looking forward to reading this compiled version... Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
"Tastes like rattlesnake gonads,"
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Salman Rushdie
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asked
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That is the worst question ever. Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
. Then
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he
Yep, it is. Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
wrote
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The Satanic Verses II: Return of the Fatwa
That's in italics because it's a title, not because it's a comment. This is in italics because it's a comment. Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
which
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tasted
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like
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platypii
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. "Mmm...
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mmm...
Someone write "good(TM)." Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Good{TM}...oh, you meant for the story.
Good {TM)
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
That was the worst suggestion ever. Not only do we have an asinine (TM) in brackets, it is opened by a { and closed by a ). Use � if you're dead set on the Trademark symbol being used in a quotation, anyway. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Besides, I'm pretty sure that Campbell's spell it "mm". Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
Well, we can just use � since that was the original intent...
Sorry the suggestion wasn't up to par with your usual brilliance. Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
," Lara Flynn Boyle
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
I was actually hoping someone would finish it "Mmm... platypii..." Oh well. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
said.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
It's "platypi". And the more I think about it, it seems like Campbell's use some nonsensical apostrophes in their slogan. Perhaps it's "m'm".
Too bad I can't be bothered to look it up. Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
And telling others what to post kind of totally defeats the whole purpose of the thread... Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
I agree--and the { was likely my finger slipping. I'm not the greatest typist ever. (Yes, I know I'm leaving myself open with that)
Hi
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
NO YOU TYPE BETTER OR ELSE
"Hi Albertosaurus
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!" was
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Utahraptor's
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shocked
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reaction
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upon
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hearing
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Dr. Alan Grant's
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rumbling
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, barrel-chested
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, bionic
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acrobatics.
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Assuming
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he
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played
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with
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himself
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. Holy!
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I
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Uhh...what? Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Holy!" I elucidated
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
that's two words and elucidated means 'to make clear' and how does just saying 'holy' make anything clear!?! ESPECIALLY the last group of words! LOL!
. The Taco Bell Chiuaua,
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enjoying
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a
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break,
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...elucidated means 'to make clear' and how does just saying 'holy' make anything clear!?!"
It doesn't. I was using it... not ironically, but... Well, I'm sure there's a term for it. Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
urinated
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
generously
if for example there was an untold question of how something was done, a man answered "Holy!", the adjective of choice. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Don't look at me, I just compile this stuff. B)
quote:Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo. "Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five standard YMCAs.
Bluestreak streaked across Castle Forrester, whistling "Village People - YMCA".
Professor Xavier thought he farted beer dreams, Bobo added.
Now is doomsday!
Joel Hodgson gasped, "What manner of devilry replaced Pearl's clitoris with lightbulbs?!"
Lara Flynn Boyle's relevance diminishes. Mike Nelson imploded.
"Anyone fancy a meerkat?" Olivia Newton-John started vomiting meerkats like there was no tomorrow.
Like the saying goes, "If you cannibalize, masturbate, tap-dance and pillage, you may wear your Sunday best."
"Can't we all just get along?" wailed Tim. Little did Timothy know, aging technocrats had overtaken The Circle K, rummaging through merchandise for Altoids.
Fellating C-3PO, Anakin Skywalker oublietted, through his reticulated orifice, Dwight Eisenhower.
Zombie John C. Fr�mont ate Count Chocula, forgetting his duty to abolish vampirism in New York, New York, surreptitiously.
"Assume Sammy Jenkis already anally clenched twelve monkeys, Chris Marker, John G and Jesus H. Christ."
Tops and bottoms exposed, The Golden Girls caused Tim's bowels to function prematurely.
The Jackson Five licked Lara Flynn Boyle's Slim-Jim.
"Tastes like Rattlesnake gonads", Salman Rushdie asked. Then he wrote The Satanic Verses II: Return of the Fatwa which tasted like platypi. "Mmm... mmm... Good�", Lara Flynn Boyle said.
"Hi Albertosaurus!" was Utahraptor's shocked reaction upon hearing Dr. Alan Grant's rumbling, barrel-chested, bionic acrobatics. Assuming he played with himself. "Holy!" I elucidated.
The Taco Bell Chiuaua, enjoying a break, urinated generously
on
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Carrot Top
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, using
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no
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hand
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held
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fruit
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, sharted
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sharted??? Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
It means to try to fart but end up sh*tting. Thus, sharting.
, and
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said
ah, of course... Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
"DRENK!"
lol he talks of disgusting bowel movements and flatulence but tries to tone it down with "sh*t"! Crashed and burned there, son!! Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
Pursuant
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"It means to try to fart but end up sh*tting. Thus, sharting."
Wait, you mean UM didn't make that up? Disturbing... Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
to
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Mornington Crescent,
Yes! He sweeps in from exile to claim the title! 8) Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
vomit
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gloves
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are
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required
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if
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Odo
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flagellates
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Morn's
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morning
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Morning
Glories
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. Unfortunately
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Lara Flynn Boyle
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died
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while
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cunnilinging
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Calista Flockhart
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like
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there
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ever
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Unfortunately Lara Flynn Boyle died while cunnilinging Calista Flockhart like there ever. . ?
I have no idea where that's going. Curiously though, I considered adding the word 'fellating' at the exact same point as Topher's suggestion. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Not a lot of avenues left open now...
And damn you for ruining my perfect alliterative setup, Lee. B)
existed
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two
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I was hoping people would pick up on the 'like there was no tomorrow'.
Clitorii.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
We already did that line 14 pages ago, Mr. Shelby. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
continuity! Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
"Most
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
frogs
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surrender
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, except
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--", were
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Clitorii"? What's that, the plural of "clitorius"?
And I can do one better than that, Lee. Not only did I consider putting "fellating" there, but, when I realized that someone had used it earlier, I considering trying to make a verb out of "cunnilingus". So, in other words, Topher is in my brain, and I want him the hell out. Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Me too!
Now, where the hell is this going?
"Most frogs surrender, except--," were
explaining
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
I was thinking "were his last words" myself...
the
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What the hell kind of word order is this sentence in?
toads
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, sorry. OK, fear not, I'll save the day!
behaviour.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: "Clitorii"? What's that, the plural of "clitorius"?
what is the plural? fact-fucker!
Carrot Top
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
's secret
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee: I don't think you saved it. Actually, now it makes no sense. At least "were explaining the toads" could have been just a weird phrasing of "the toads were explaining".
Andrew: The plural of "clitoris" is "clitorises". That's now plurals work in English. If you want to use the irregular form, it's "clitorides". But, if you don't know that, just making something up doesn't really work. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
fetish
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
, cunts,
Simpler, no? B) Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
was
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driving
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into
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town
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on
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How the hell does a *fetish* drive?
wagons.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"How the hell does a *fetish* drive?"
How the hell were explaining the toads' behaviour?
Scotty's grandmother
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Point.
, one
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stark
Hmm, TSN pulled a fast one there. If I wasn't so lazy I would's calls him on it. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
hag,
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had
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ventriloquial
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surgery
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without
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sauce
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or
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revenged
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platypuses.
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Unbelievably,
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ran
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-sacked
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houses
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, tend
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to
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lack
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of
This really has taken a turn for the bizarre... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
You haven't read the first three chapters. B)
But, erh, "of"? Why didn't you just go with what you had originally posted ("beautiful")? Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Wonderful. Whereas previous attempts at the Never-Ending Story foundered because certain people (Snay) just couldn't bring themselves to insert boring things like adverbs, pronouns, or articles, now you have people ruining promising sentences by putting "of" in!
"Ransacked houses tend to lack. . ." I was looking forward to that! The only thing ransacked houses tend to (there's an implied 'the' in there) lack OF is furniture! It's all the bloody Scandinavians round here these days, they've got Ikea on the brain. . . Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Hey! I haven't been to an IKEA in six months, but just because you said that, I'm gonna take my camera with me next time, to the largest IKEA in the world, mark my word. Keyser will show you the true meaning of resolve.
plethoric
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
I can scarcely contain my excitement; the biggest Ikea in the World! Wow!!
armadillos
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
tend to lack... of!?!
armadillos. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
posed
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
nude
You know it's going to happen eventually... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
for
I've already marked June 13 on my calender. B) Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
eaten
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
He-bone
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
magazine
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Eaten He-Bone? Never seen that on the magazine racks. . . Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
DOH! I guess I mixed up which post was directly before mine or something, and that's why I edited it... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
, which
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caters
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zu
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ze
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
i'm going to ignore the last two entries as they don't make ANY sense what so ever - even in THIS thread!
for
P.S. I actually caught "The Never-ending Story" on Foxtel (digital cable) the other day! First time I had seen it in 20 years (which is scary to be able to talk about things now in blocks of 20 years!) Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
weddings.
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Zue Zee
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worships the
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frankfurter
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factory.
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Suddenly
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I'm
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blogging
zu = too, in german. Ze, germanized the. To the. Cartman was right on ze money. Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
about
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fornicating
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, Tim
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birthing
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a
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hippopotamus
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-sized
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chunk
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of
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grapefruit
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and cheese
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and cheese. Blogs
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regains
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powers
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whence
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
whence??? From whence I could see, but whence really doesn't fit...ah well.
he
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"From whence" would be a tautology, since "whence" is itself another word for "from where".
And Plastic Boy, what part of the "don't post more than one word" rule do you have trouble grasping, exactly? Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
And just to salvage this...
sits
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Blogs regains powers whence he sits. . ?
Oh well.
before
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"Blog regains powers from where he sits" isn't too far-fetched, surely? Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Blog is obviously someone's name!
he
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
hovercraft
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Okay, new rule, if you post something completely absurd, you'd darned well better have a proposition as to how it will work in a sentence, otherwise that word will be ignored. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
my live lee hood! Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Quiet, you. . . You enjoying-both-genderer!
s over
. . . before he hovercrafts over - does that help? Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
he hovercrafts over innocent
btw Blogs wasn't meant to be a name - it got changed into that after the next word was posted... English language - fascinating Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
spaniels'
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hats
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which
Nice save Lee Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
, which is
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Thanks Mantychops! 8) Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
disturbing.
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You want to go home and rethink your life. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Compilation time!
quote:Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo. "Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five standard YMCAs.
Bluestreak streaked across Castle Forrester, whistling "Village People - YMCA".
Professor Xavier thought he farted beer dreams, Bobo added.
Now is doomsday!
Joel Hodgson gasped, "What manner of devilry replaced Pearl's clitoris with lightbulbs?!"
Lara Flynn Boyle's relevance diminishes. Mike Nelson imploded.
"Anyone fancy a meerkat?" Olivia Newton-John started vomiting meerkats like there was no tomorrow.
Like the saying goes, "If you cannibalize, masturbate, tap-dance and pillage, you may wear your Sunday best."
"Can't we all just get along?" wailed Tim. Little did Timothy know, aging technocrats had overtaken The Circle K, rummaging through merchandise for Altoids.
Fellating C-3PO, Anakin Skywalker oublietted, through his reticulated orifice, Dwight Eisenhower.
Zombie John C. Fr�mont ate Count Chocula, forgetting his duty to abolish vampirism in New York, New York, surreptitiously.
"Assume Sammy Jenkis already anally clenched twelve monkeys, Chris Marker, John G and Jesus H. Christ."
Tops and bottoms exposed, The Golden Girls caused Tim's bowels to function prematurely.
The Jackson Five licked Lara Flynn Boyle's Slim-Jim.
"Tastes like Rattlesnake gonads", Salman Rushdie asked. Then he wrote The Satanic Verses II: Return of the Fatwa which tasted like platypi. "Mmm... mmm... Good�", Lara Flynn Boyle said.
"Hi Albertosaurus!" was Utahraptor's shocked reaction upon hearing Dr. Alan Grant's rumbling, barrel-chested, bionic acrobatics. Assuming he played with himself. "Holy!" I elucidated.
The Taco Bell Chiuaua, enjoying a break, urinated generously on Carrot Top, using no hand held fruit, sharted, and said "DRENK!"
Pursuant to Mornington Crescent, vomit gloves are required if Odo flagellates Morn's Morning Glories.
Unfortunately Lara Flynn Boyle died while cunnilinging Calista Flockhart like there ever existed two Clitorii.
"Most frogs surrender, except --", were explaining the toads behaviour.
Carrot Top's secret fetish, cunts, was driving into town on wagons.
Scotty's grandmother, one stark hag, had ventriloquial surgery without sauce or revenged platypuses.
Unbelievably, ran-sacked houses tend to lack beautiful plethoric armadillos.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen posed nude for eaten He-bone magazine, which caters for weddings.
Zue Zee worships the frankfurter factory.
"Suddenly I'm blogging about fornicating, Tim birthing a hippopotamus-sized chunk of grapefruit and cheese."
Blogs regains powers whence he sits before he hovercrafts over innocent spaniels' hats, which is disturbing.
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Truly
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Ultra Magnus
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hates
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chicken
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farms
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of
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teh butt
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. His
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phlem
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1.teh 2.butt Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
So, erh, Styro, what part of ""what part of the "don't post more than one word" rule do you have trouble grasping, exactly?"" do you have trouble grasping, exactly? Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
soaked
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dog
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biscuit
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, swollen
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with
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saliva,
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ate
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How does a dog biscuit eat? Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Shush. It could be worse.
I suppose I could change it if you insist... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Ramen
Too late. Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
rapidly
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, choking
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on
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cock
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Talented biscuit... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
belonging
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to
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perhaps biscuit could be considdered an uncapitolised name... Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Mojo.
}B) Posted by Captain Boh (Member # 1282) on :
Evil
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
dreads
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The Supreme Being
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
, Mike Nelson.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
He
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destroyth
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Dolph Lundgren
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most
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
thoroughly.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
"NOOOOO!!!!!
Not my Dolph! And who is this bloody Mike Nelson everybody keeps referring to?? Is it your famed mandolin monger? Why is the US so infatuated with mandolins?? Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
MEIN
It had to be done. Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
NADS!
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
An improvement over "DOG", but still not quite what I had in mind, Abba. Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Yeah, but if I'm goin' to hell, I'm gonna giggle a bit on the way. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Write me a postcard when you get there?
MEIN
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
BEAUTIFUL
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Oh, fuck it...
SWEDISH
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
sigh
MEATBALLS!
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Suddenly,
Nim: It is the Mike Nelson from Mystery Science Theater 3000. However, I do not know why they keep mentioning him, because Joel was much better... Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Sorry, but you're a fucking loon. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Dolph Lundgren
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
's corpse
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got
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
desecrated
Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
by
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Veers.
Not that I have anything against Joel Hodgson... I mean, he created the show, came up up with the robot puppets, etc. But Mike was so very much funnier.
After all, he was the head writer for nearly the entire series. A great deal of the jokes Joel told were probably written by Mike, anyway.
Not to mention that Joel's acting was almost painfully bad at times.
So, indeed, you are a loon, sir. Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
When
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
the
"Joel's acting was painfully bad at times."
Which makes it all the more funnier! Come on, guys, it's like saying the special effects were bad at times. Besides, it's about the movies they make fun of, not the human character. Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
flies
huh??? Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I just checked. There is no Joel Hodgson's Death Rat.
QED. Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Let's all just settle down and have a Patrick Swayze Christmas. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
flew
To be fair, within the context of the show, Crow was the best. No competition. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
up
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
over
I see. MST3K has never been imported to Sweden, but I hear it's been good. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
it,
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Time for a recap:
quote: Truly Ultra Mangus hates chicken farms of the butt. His phlegm soaked biscuit, swollen with saliva, ate Ramen rapidly, choking on cock belonging to Mojo.
Evil dreads the Supreme Being, Mike Nelson. He destroyth Dolph Lundgren most thoroughly:
"NOOOOO!!!!! MEIN NADS! MEIN BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH MEATBALLS!"
Suddenly, Dolph Lundgren's cropse got desecrated by Veers. When the flies flew up over it,
the
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
frogs
Umm...Cartman, it appears I got in a fractional second before you, though the sentence might have worked the other way around...ah well. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
skeletal
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-like
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beefheart
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-ed determination
"beef heart" is two words Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
so is railroad, what's your point? Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
failed.
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"Penetrating
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tight
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pudenda
FG: You missed the word "dog" before "biscuit". Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
monologues
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during
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dinner?!"
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Once
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tethered
tsn: thanks for catching that Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
, always
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remember
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that
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tube socks
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come
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apart
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when
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Silent Bob
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strikes
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back.
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Tickle-Me Elmos
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
now that's pushing it :.)
seep
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
^^glad to see you two getting along
barbecue sauce
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
What, just because they're the evillest little things in the 'verse?
and
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pearl jam
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from
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all
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orifices
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, especially
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their
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anuses
It's a perfectly normal medical term! Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
after
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copulation.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Y'know, I always figured Elmo took it up the ass, but... barbecue sauce? Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
What part of "one word" do you people not understand, exactly? Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
You specified that Proper nouns could be more than one word. And Tickle-Me Elmo is a proper noun. And lol to Tim!!! Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
Mon Mothma
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is
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going
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commando
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on
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Kathy-Lee Gifford
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's ass.
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Meanwhile,
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AndrewR
8) Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
AndrewR, Lee
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Curses!
and
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Jolene Blalock
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threesomed
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excitedly.
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Just
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as
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well,
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"threesomed" is a verb?
because
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It is now.
neither
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had
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showered
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in
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breast-milk
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before.
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LMAO!
Jolene
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reeks
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of
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catfish
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catfish!?! Hardly!
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and
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Rasin Bran.
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"Wait
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just
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"Jolene reeks of catfish!?! Hardly! and Raisin Bran."
The hell? Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
No, it's "Jolene reeks of catfish Hardly! and Rasin Bran [sic]. 'Wait just' "
Yeah, I believe Captain Boh simply ignored the Hardly, so now it is assumed to be "Jolene reeks of catfish and Rasin Bran." Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
blah Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
The inability for people to follow instructions or exercise basic human brain functions have turned this thread into poo.
And I'm not italicizing this. You'll get your fucking confusion, you wait.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
I think you're overreacting a bit, but basically, this works like rock/blues jamming. Everyone works together, if someone tries to steer everything it gets bad. Just go with the flow.
until
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
climax
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!" said
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Jolene
gee, what a nice guy... Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
as
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she
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shat
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I have a bad feeling about this. . . Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
worffan1990
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from
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pre-school
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As she shat worffan1990 - from pre-school -
out
was that too excessive-an-editing of punctuation? - which we can do as part of the first post) Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
through
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
her
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vagina
From Pre-School? You're just jealous I was in Jolene's vagina. And then shat out. Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Okay, I believe the age listed in your profile, Jeez.
which
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smelled
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strongly
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of
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Joey Russo
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Whoa!
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" The One Neo
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concluded
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I'm guessing that is "The One" (Neo) being an entire title
concluded.
Jolene Blalock
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was
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petrified
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with
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lust
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upon
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erect
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-ing a
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an effigy
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of
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Dinah Shore.
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TV's Frank
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had
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two
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"Okay, I believe the age listed in your profile, Jeez."
Don't. Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Ah, sweet inspiration. . .
stigmata
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Curses! We posted at the exact same time. Oh well, I like "stigmata" better... Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Tv's Frank had two stigmata Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
on
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his
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three
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-armed
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Wookie
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-esque
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chinchilla
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codpiece
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, which
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protruded
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beyond
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Antares
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Blase
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. Lorenzo Lamas
Blase is a name now, yo. Antares Blase. Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
and
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Chuck Norris
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, gurus
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from
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Beyond,
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sucked
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ass.
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Lorenzo Lamas
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inhaled
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Chuck Norris'
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fumes
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fatally
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compromising
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his
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poise
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. Chucky
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Capps
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joined
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Hare Krishna
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because
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John Lennon
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's disembodied
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grandmother
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performed
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illicit
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
At last we are getting REsults... B)
sexual
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
quote:Lorenzo Lamas and Chuck Norris, gurus from Beyond, sucked ass. Lorenzo Lamas inhaled Chuck Norris' fumes fatally compromising his poise.
Chucky Capps joined Hare Krishna because John Lennon's disembodied grandmother performed illicit sexual...
acts
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on
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top
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of
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Mount Rushmore
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in
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drag.
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However,
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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and
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R.A. Salvatore
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wiped
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their
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five
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puss-ridden
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, duck-throttling
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
, death-defying
[ June 04, 2004, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Futurama Guy ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
, vomit-inducing
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, putridifying
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offspring
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s' asses
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on
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negligee
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...asses. On n�glig� factories
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
, Bob
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
negligee:n�glig� - same difference, either one is correct. Whatever gets you off at night .
-cat Goldthwait
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and
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Barbi Benton
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"Whatever gets you off at night."
I don't know. Who's wearing it? Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
inflated
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agree
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inflated Agree-brand
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goo-goo
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invaginated
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cattle.
Bugger, me and Neutron posted at the same time. I hate it when that happens. Nice save, though, Omey. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Ed Gruberman
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failed
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to
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impregnate
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MarianLH
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with
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protein
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sperm
Okay, this is bizaare even for Flare... Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
. Meanwhile
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How many sentences does that make that have started with 'meanwhile' now? Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Three. Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
at
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Skywalker Ranch
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, MarianLH
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aimed a
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buttload
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of
...not very interesting but fairly inevitable... Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
manure
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toward
"At" would just be too predictable. It's bad enough I have to post a preposition, anyway.
Couldn't we make a rule that prepositions and conjunctions don't count? Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Works for me, any objections, or products of US public schools who don't know what the big words he just used mean? Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
*explodes* Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Prepowhatnows? Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I think I was sick the day they did those. . . Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Prepositions and conjunctions don't count. So says the Leader. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I forgot to include it above, but articles shouldn't count, either. So says the Leader's Superior. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Missus Robinson Greeley
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choked on
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? Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
?? Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
something.
Sic Transit Missus Robinson Greeley! Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
aimed a buttload of manure at Missus Robinson Greeley choked on something Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
bah. this trainwreck derailed a long time ago.
Harry Potter
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aimed a buttload of manure at Missus Robinson Greeley choked on something Harry Potter Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
screamed
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Someone called for a copyeditor? *dramatic SUPARHERO entrance music*
quote:Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch, MarianLH aimed a buttload of manure toward Missus Robinson.
Greeley choked on something Harry Potter
sharted
Delete that "screamed" entry, Jabba. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
, as Monsieur Charles Impediment
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Er, didn't anybody notice the full stop behind my word? Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Yes, but the sentence was fucked up with or without that period, so I had to overrule you. B)
Now I have two proposals to keep this trainwreck from derailing any further:
1.
quote:Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch, MarianLH aimed a buttload of manure toward Missus Robinson.
Greeley choked on something Harry Potter sharted, as Monsieur Charles Impediment-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers"
2.
quote:Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch, MarianLH aimed a buttload of manure toward Missus.
Robinson Greeley choked on something.
Harry Potter sharted, as Monsieur Charles Impediment-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers"
What's it going to be, Kent?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I think I prefer the first one.
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Oops, forget this post... Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
all
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Except, I'm not sure it's right for Cartman to just arbitrarily ignore Jason's entry.
Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch, MarianLH aimed a buttload of manure toward Missus Robinson.
Greeley choked on something.
Harry Potter screamed, as Monsieur Charles Impediment-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers" all day
Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
"impediment-ed"??? Oy. You can't past tense a noun! The verb form is "Impede". Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
Harry Potter screamed, as Monsieur Charles Impediment-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers" all day
long.
Full stop! END OF PARAGRAPH. START AGAIN! Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Okay, totally, Monsieur Charles Impediment is supposed to be a proper name, dudes. Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Stop
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
-ping, Colonel Earnest Danderson the Third
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"impediment-ed"??? Oy. You can't past tense a noun! The verb form is "Impede"."
It was a long night for some reason I read 'impliment', and I was trying not to ignore 'sharted'. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"Except, I'm not sure it's right for Cartman to just arbitrarily ignore Jason's entry."
I didn't arbitrarily ignore it. He just posted a minute before I did with my suggested fix and entry, which I didn't know until after I'd replied, and then I chose to ignore his instead of mine because "Greeley choked on something Harry Potter screamed" would have made no sense whatsoever. Capiche?
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pounced
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on
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his
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rhododendron
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crushing
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quote: rhododendron, crushing
its
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puny
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spirit.
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Suddenly,
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Six Flags
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opened
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a New World Order
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next to the Sonic Burger
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next to the Sonic Burger. Calista Flockhart
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sucks
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Reginald Spencey Convalescent
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's John Thomas
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mightily.
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Harrison Ford
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smirked
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playfully
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whilst twiddling
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countless
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anatomical
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protrusions
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, glands
Indiana "Tentacle Demon" Jones??? Posted by Ultra Magnus 321 (Member # 239) on :
and penises.
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Concordantly,
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we
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, The People,
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find
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"Shenanigans"
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by The Honorable Philebert Arborman Jekins Junior,
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to be
I hope that infinitives count as one word... Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
hush you. know your place before you speak.
quote:Concordantly, we, The People, find "Shenanigans" by The Honorable Philebert Arborman Jekins Junior, to be
absolutely
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smashing.
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Jerking
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the cover from
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Dr. Wally Preamble Figston
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, she
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-ra
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, Mumm-Ra
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I meant She-ra as in He-man Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
, and Skeletor
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, with Amon-Ra
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and Racer Cool
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, ganged up on
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Emperor Mauricio Javier Umberto Rodriguez.
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"Jerking the cover from Dr. Wally Preamble Figston, She-Ra, Mumm-Ra, and Skeletor, with Amon-Ra and Racer Cool, ganged up on Emperor Mauricio Javier Umberto Rodriguez"
to steal
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his
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novelty
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pez-despenser.
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The plan
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backfired.
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Consequently
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the University of Colorado
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revoked
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everyone's
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sex
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y robots
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. "The gynoids!"
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screamed
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the androids
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' haemorrhoids
I've just realised I have no idea how to spell this word. I've never had to write or use it beofre!
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"hemorrhoid"
, rupturing
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akimbo
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like a big
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taco
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee: Your spelling of "hemorrhoids" is probably right for Britain (or New Zealand). Your spelling of "before", however...
...like a big Taco Bell
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
And the "one word at a time" rule has now officially been destroyed, for this thread and all future ones... Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
cook.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Damn you cutting in while I was compiling! I wanted to put "Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco" instead of your wussy "cook".
quote:"Jerking the cover from Dr. Wally Preamble Figston, She-Ra, Mumm-Ra, and Skeletor, with Amon-Ra and Racer Cool, ganged up on Emperor Mauricio Javier Umberto Rodriguez to steal his novelty pez-despenser. The plan backfired.
Consequently, the University of Colorado revoked everyone's robots.
"The gynoids!" screamed the androids hemorrhoid, rupturing akimbo like a big Taco Bell cook.
Without provocation
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
revoked everyone's sexy robots.
, Charles Lindemeyer Conglomerate Incorporated
[ June 08, 2004, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Chase Ultra Magnus ]
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
gunshots
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Do people even read what comes before their own posts?
Without provocation, Charles Lindemeyer Conglomerate Incorporated "Gunshots"™ Brand
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rectal suppositories
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THEY FORGOT TEH SEXY
malfunctioned
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
*sigh* EVERYONE back to the one word per post rule unless it is a compound word or a proper noun - which must be captilaised.
Without provocation, Charles Lindemeyer Conglomerate Incorporated "Gunnshots"� Brand Rectal Suppositories, malfunctioned while
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being
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annoyed.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"*sigh* EVERYONE back to the one word per post rule unless it is a compound word or a proper noun - which must be captilaised."
Um... No.
In the morning
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The Incredible Edible Egg
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awoke with a jerk
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named
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Lee Kelly.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN:
"*sigh* EVERYONE back to the one word per post rule unless it is a compound word or a proper noun - which must be captilaised."
Um... No.
for 65 pages we had that rule - and now you want to change it? Ptth!Where does it stop? Lee just had "Awoke with a jerk" - if you wanted to just allow things like 'a' and 'the' fine but Awoke, with and jerk are all points where different posters could change the outcome of the story.
Medieval
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
The rule has been abolished since page 60. Read up. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
So how many words can we post - as many as we like it seems. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
From page 60:
quote:After a bit of a whinge, TSN wrote: Couldn't we make a rule that prepositions and conjunctions don't count?
Most frequently used prepositions: out of about 85-150 in the English language. 360 if you include complex prepositions.
Then you have cordinating conjunctions and to make the list larger subordinating conjunctions.
Adding a conjunction or a preposition is not hard and it can impact on the story's out-come. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
It's not that they're hard to add. It's just that it sucks to be the one to have to post "the" or "on" or whatever when the guy before you would probably have done so himself ANYWAY. Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
wah!? It was "1000 gunshots" before CUMBOY edited his post. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: It's not that they're hard to add. It's just that it sucks to be the one to have to post "the" or "on" or whatever when the guy before you would probably have done so himself ANYWAY.
I agree with that - but do we limit to the 'most used' ten prepositions and conjunctions. As I found there are more than just the or to or on or a... Then we, as I said get into words that carry a heavier weight in dictating the course of the story like: beneathe, beside, outside, until, during, except etc. It opens a Pandora's Box! Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
1000 was the number of the post
urine
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bites
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Medieval urine bites into
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Actually, Lee's "awoke with a jerk" was outside the rules. The "with" and "a" don't count, but "awoke" and "jerk" were two words.
a major
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Kira
What do you call that schoolyard-game, with a large square divided in four, with people standing in each corner, bouncing a small ball between them, trying to make their opponents miss a catch? We had it and it worked fine for two years, then the bullies started changing the rules so that you could bounce the ball in your hands indefinitely while setting up a shot, you could now basically just catch the ball, jolt it around in your cupped, closed hands and then throw it as hard as you can towards someone's square, impossible for them to defend. *sigh* Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I think we called it foursquare. Or Hit the Swedish Exchange Student in his Blonde Aryan Face and Excercise Schoolyard Superiority.
rant
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, abolishing
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Nixpicking.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
A chorus
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Yeppers.
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What
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
"What the
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
I go away for two days and this is what I find? *sigh*
The only allowed multiple words are now "a", "an" and "the". Any nonsensical sentences are hereby removed from the record. Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
This has become less than fun with primadonna's trying to regulate it. Because, you know, it really doesn't matter, in the long run, and it's not going change anything if someone puts something other than what's expected. Hooray for sucking the life out! Good luck with this, childrens. I'm in another house, go away. Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"A chorus Yeppers. What the"
what the ????? indeed. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"A chorus Yeppers." What the...?"exclaimed Candice Burgen.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
*waits* Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
too much alteration? ok ignore what I put in, but Candice Burgen will be BACK! Bwahahahhahahahah!
Oh can we also include the linking (what's the official title) of words between quoted sentences and the person who said it i - i.e. like above
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THE TRAIN HAS OFFICIALLY DETRAILED. GRAB YOUR BELONGINGS AND MOVE SLOWLY AND CALMLY TO THE FRONT OF THE VEHICLE. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. STAY CALM. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Evasive maneuvres!
A chorus Yeppers. What the hell?
*looks at Snay* what were you thinking!?! Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Gosh, it's like being inside Unimatrix Zero when it was decompiling. . . Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
funny how i can remember what happened in an episode like "Hero Worship" for instance or "Aquiel" but not "Unimatrix Zero". I think there's somthing in that for all of us. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Actually... yeah. Same here. Although I think I do recall that what Lee is referring to happened in "Endgame", not "Unimatrix Zero". Is that right? Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Uhh. . . I think you'll find I had the right ep. . . You know, Unimatrix Zero, great virtual paradise where drones go to chill, Queen tries to destroy it, then uses it as way to attack newly-independent drones? Seven goes in there at the end, the program's coming apart. . . That one? Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Well, then, I'll just do a low-level format and save us all from a real bad case of cognitive dissonance. B)
quote:Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore.
Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded.
With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo.
"Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five standard YMCAs.
Bluestreak streaked across Castle Forrester, whistling "Village People - YMCA".
Professor Xavier thought he farted beer dreams, Bobo added.
Now is doomsday!
Joel Hodgson gasped, "What manner of devilry replaced Pearl's clitoris with lightbulbs?!"
Lara Flynn Boyle's relevance diminishes. Mike Nelson imploded.
"Anyone fancy a meerkat?" Olivia Newton-John started vomiting meerkats like there was no tomorrow.
Like the saying goes, "If you cannibalize, masturbate, tap-dance and pillage, you may wear your Sunday best."
"Can't we all just get along?" wailed Tim. Little did Timothy know, aging technocrats had overtaken The Circle K, rummaging through merchandise for Altoids.
Fellating C-3PO, Anakin Skywalker oublietted, through his reticulated orifice, Dwight Eisenhower.
Zombie John C. Fr�mont ate Count Chocula, forgetting his duty to abolish vampirism in New York, New York, surreptitiously.
"Assume Sammy Jenkis already anally clenched twelve monkeys, Chris Marker, John G and Jesus H. Christ."
Tops and bottoms exposed, The Golden Girls caused Tim's bowels to function prematurely.
The Jackson Five licked Lara Flynn Boyle's Slim-Jim.
"Tastes like Rattlesnake gonads", Salman Rushdie asked. Then he wrote The Satanic Verses II: Return of the Fatwa which tasted like platypi. "Mmm... mmm... Good�", Lara Flynn Boyle said.
"Hi Albertosaurus!" was Utahraptor's shocked reaction upon hearing Dr. Alan Grant's rumbling, barrel-chested, bionic acrobatics. Assuming he played with himself. "Holy!" I elucidated.
The Taco Bell Chiuaua, enjoying a break, urinated generously on Carrot Top, using no hand held fruit, sharted, and said "DRENK!"
Pursuant to Mornington Crescent, vomit gloves are required if Odo flagellates Morn's Morning Glories.
Unfortunately Lara Flynn Boyle died while cunnilinging Calista Flockhart like there ever existed two Clitorii.
"Most frogs surrender, except --", were explaining the toads behaviour.
Carrot Top's secret fetish, cunts, was driving into town on wagons.
Scotty's grandmother, one stark hag, had ventriloquial surgery without sauce or revenged platypuses.
Unbelievably, ran-sacked houses tend to lack beautiful plethoric armadillos.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen posed nude for eaten He-bone magazine, which caters for weddings.
Zue Zee worships the frankfurter factory.
"Suddenly I'm blogging about fornicating, Tim birthing a hippopotamus-sized chunk of grapefruit and cheese."
Blogs regains powers whence he sits before he hovercrafts over innocent spaniels' hats, which is disturbing.
Truly Ultra Magnus hates chicken farms of teh butt. His phlem soaked dog biscuit, swollen with saliva, ate Ramen rapidly, choking on cock belonging to Mojo.
Evil dreads The Supreme Being, Mike Nelson. He destroyeth Dolph Lundgren most thoroughly. "NOOOOO!!!!! MEIN NADS! MEIN BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH MEATBALLS!" Suddenly, Dolph Lundgren's corpse got desecrated by Veers. When the flies flew up over it, the frogs' skeletal-like beefhearted determination failed.
"Penetrating tight pudenda monologues during dinner?!"
Once tethered, always remember that tube socks come apart when Silent Bob strikes back.
Tickle-Me Elmos seep barbecue sauce and pearl jam from all orifices, especially their anuses after copulation.
Mon Mothma is going commando on Kathy-Lee Gifford's ass. Meanwhile, AndrewR, Lee, and Jolene Blalock threesomed excitedly. Just as well, because neither had showered in breast-milk before. Jolene reeks of catfish and Rasin Bran.
"Wait just until climax!" said Jolene as she shat worffan1990 - from pre-school - out through her vagina which smelled strongly of Joey Russo. "Whoa!" The One Neo concluded. Jolene Blalock was petrified with lust upon erecting an effigy of Dinah Shore.
TV's Frank had two stigmata on his three-armed Wookie-esque chinchilla codpiece, which protruded beyond Antares Blase.
Lorenzo Lamas and Chuck Norris, gurus from Beyond, sucked ass. Lorenzo Lamas inhaled Chuck Norris' fumes, fatally compromising his poise.
Chucky Capps joined Hare Krishna because John Lennon's disembodied grandmother performed illicit sexual acts on top of Mount Rushmore in drag. However, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and R.A. Salvatore wiped their five puss-ridden, duck-throttling, death-defying, vomit-inducing, putridifying offspring's asses.
On neglige factories, Bob-cat Goldthwait and Barbi Benton inflated Agree-brand, Arli$$-sponsored goo-goo invaginated cattle. Ed Gruberman failed to impregnate MarianLH with protein sperm. Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch, MarianLH aimed a buttload of manure toward Missus Robinson. Greeley choked on something. Harry Potter screamed, as Monsieur Charles Impediment-ed "Operation: Fresh Boxers" all day long.
Stopping, Colonel Earnest Danderson the Third pounced on his rhododendron, crushing its puny spirit.
Suddenly, Six Flags opened a New World Order next to the Sonic Burger.
Calista Flockhart sucks Reginald Spencey Convalescent's John Thomas mightily.
Harrison Ford smirked playfully whilst twiddling countless anatomical protrusions, glands and penises. Concordantly, we, The People, find "Shenanigans", by The Honorable Philebert Arborman Jekins Junior, to be absolutely smashing. Jerking the cover from Dr. Wally Preamble Figston, She-Ra, Mumm-Ra, and Skeletor, with Amon-ra and Racer Cool, ganged up on Emperor Mauricio Javier Umberto Rodriguez to steal his novelty pez-despenser. The plan backfired. Consequently the University of Colorado revoked everyone's sexy robots. "The gynoids!" screamed the androids' hemorrhoids, rupturing akimbo like a big Taco Bell cook.
Without provocation, Charles Lindemeyer Conglomerate Incorporated "Gunshots"� Brand rectal suppositories malfunctioned while being annoyed.
In the morning The Incredible Edible Egg awoke with a jerk named Lee Kelly. Medieval urine bites into a major Kira rant, abolishing Nixpicking.
A chorus Yeppers. "What the!" exclaimed Candice Burgen.
The End.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
The Beginning.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
No, really, the end. This topic is over the general size limit of 1000 posts. Feel free to open up a new one.
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Okay, we'll use your interpretation, it does account for the original capitalization of "Without". But you've still left the "without neither" which, as you yourself pointed out, makes no sense.![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Sorry the suggestion wasn't up to par with your usual brilliance.
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