I think there are a number of funny captions that can be made from this one photo alone!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Data: And the prairie dog was this big. And Worf still couldn't hit it with the phaser cannon on the Jeep. Desert Guy: Yep, I hear them prairie dawgs 'round these parts get that big and bigger. Fast little sons of bitches, too. Hard to take down with anything less than a Type V phaser, I reckon. Berman: Why am I even here? I should be back at my office counting my fat wad of cash.
[ March 25, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Data: Gentlemen, please focus your attention on me. Look directly at me, please. Do not look at the Klingon pissing in the bush. Look at me, please.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Brent Spiner: Well, Patrick, Mike, and myself are all hear to film Star Trek: Nemesis. How about you? Safari Guy: I was told we were filming Crocodile Dundee IV: The Outback Strikes Back, but this other guy says they're shooting City Slickers III. Patrick Stewart: Is Michael pissing in the bush?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Data: "So we take a left at the giant plot device 2 kilometers northwest to get back on the freeway?"
Picard: "I told you it was a left not right."
Worf: "All I wanted to do was stop at the rest stop for 5 minutes. Now I'm going to give this bush hell."
Posted by Mighty Blogger Snay (Member # 411) on :
Data: "No, no, Picard had the keys last."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Spiner: "So I think we should say that Data's dick is this big."
Stewart: Thats not in the script I approved!
Safari Joe: "Who talked you losers into wearing black in the desert?!?"
Berman: "This is gonna be the best Trek movie ever! I can tell!"
Dorn: (thinking) NO matter how hard this sucks, I'm buying another plane with the royalties.....mabye that old P-38...mmmm
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Brent Spiner: I'm sorry, but I don't see why Picard gets to drive the Jeep. Data has flown the ship and its shuttlecrafts more times than Picard ever has. I should be driving the Jeep.
Patrick Stewart: Bitch, please. I'm the captain.
Stuart Baird: God, this is why I usually stick to editting.
Rick Berman: Jesus, I should never have let Stewart and Spiner mess with the script.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Data: Should I take a left or right at Albuquerque?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Spiner: "Ok which is the REAL Picard - this one or the one in the dune-buggy, overthere!?!"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Picard: Worf, what the hell are you doing!? Someone's jacking our ride!
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
While Stewart and Spiner talk with the production staff, Dorn takes the time to get to know the local plantlife in the area.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Spiner: Dorn says he's not moving until Star Trek: Enterprise continues filming.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Spiner: Look, all I'm saying is that we can make Nemesis appealing to the MTV crowd by entering our Jeep for Pimp My Ride.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Spiner: "I told you guys that the manaquin of Michael should have shoulders at least this wide. This looks fake as hell. I say we just pay him to be in the movie: we dont have to give him more than three or four lines to make him happy, you know..."
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Spiner's trouser-legs look really short in that pic. There's a Pee-Wee Herman joke in there somewhere. . .
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Spiner: Alls I'm saying is: He who smelt it, dealt it, cabbage-boy... Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Dorn appears to be communicator-less as well.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Spiner: Next trek film is got to be "Data's big adventure"
Dorn: Another zit, another paycheck.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Spiner: ...so these breasts were green and huge like this and I was like how in the hell am I going to explain this one...
Stewart: *thinking* I hope to God he finishes soon, I'm burning up here and my head has no sunblock.
Berman: *thinking* And here goes another Orion Slave girl joke...
Dorn: *thinking* No one better notice the bulge in my pants...
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Do I judge this?
Well Balaam's made me chuckle - can't get past a fart joke - especially when I read that as DATA saying 'cabbage boy' and then you look at Picard's reaction!
And Jason's about Worf being a mannequin - because he so looks like one there, and watching part of Nemesis on TV the otherday made me think pretty much that - Dorn was just performing a filler role. Then I saw First Contact and EVERYONE got to do something - even Beverly - to an extent.
Ohhh...
Balaam's - cause it made me chuckle. There were a lot a good ones - a lot to use in that picture.
If anyone disagrees with the result well... just say so - I doesn't mean too much, really! I mean do I even have to really 'judge it'? I guess it IS a CAPcom. Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I was just looking at the picture and Stuart Baird in the safari suit-esque clothes reminded me of Christopher Walken... must have been that "Welcome to the Jungle" movie (I think it had a different name in the US - the one with the Rock and Stiffler).
How would Christopher Walken go down as a Trek Villain?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
I suspect he'd go down all the way.
Thank you, thank you. I knew all those years paying close attention to fart jokes in junior high school would pay off someday...
Here's one to grow on:
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Crikey, it's dark in here, we'll have to feel our way. . . Is that your knee?" "Yes, and also my genitals."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
New improved Klingons now come with two heads: one with giant lips and the other with a dog's dick on his scalp.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Post, ye internet denizens! Lest my adjudication be too simple.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
And here's Mick Jagger and Keith Richards performing their Rolling Stones hits in the original Klingon.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Evolve, my Pikachu, and crush the life from this p'tak's Torchic! Bwahahahahaha!"
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
"And you say the vacuum enlarges the blood vessels?" -"Yes, glorious vacuum! Just fire your disrupter at the bulkhead and then be quick about it!"
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
I choose you, BJ. Because he referenced the kissy lips. Liam was second, but I was afraid my knowledge of Pokemon lore would show. Jason, I thought that all Klingons came with a dog dick on their heads. I mean not in a fetishistic way, I mean, were born with.. etc. Nevermind. You win B.J.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"I choose you, BJ" - is that also another Pokemon reference!?! Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Keep your Pokemon to yourself, thanks. Anyway, since these are small, I thought I'd include two. Have fun!
B.J.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Levar: "Come on dawg... where's the love? You know the 'stache makes you horny."
(side note: why in the hell is Levar Burton wearing a huge parka vest on a set where they can't run air conditioning that's also in California?)
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Blue shirt guy: You'd look smashing if you wore more colour...
Weyoun: Who the fuck is this guy and why is he in my command centre?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Left:
V.O.: Though still mysterious, the initial creature designs for the Breen had to be scrapped when it was discovered that a design memo containted a typographic error transposing "menacing" with "mincing".
Right:
Mulgrew: I told you, no. Don't hate the player, hate the game, Levar. Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Left: The last episode of "Queer Eye For The Bad Guy" before Weyun ordered the Jem' Hadar to execute the entire production staff.
Right: Levar Burton shows off the bulletproof vests that all Voyager production crew were forced to wear, after idiotic stories drove millions of Trek fans criminally insane.
Posted by Zefram (Member # 1568) on :
Left: Sadly, despite its high budget and all star cast, the Dominion-produced docudrama Victory In the Alpha Quadrant would never see official release.
Right: "Yeah Kate, I know it's stupid, but I didn't write this crap. I'm the director, not the writer. I'm just doing the best with what I've got, okay?"
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
On her return to the Alpha quadrent, Captain Janeway is unimpressed with Starfleet's new dress uniform.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Okay, I gotta give it to Topher this time since he actually made me laugh out loud (at work no less - got a few odd looks). That and I can very easily imagine Weyoun saying that.
B.J.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I'm gonna add one even though you've selected...
Weyoun: "Gul Dukat... WHY is there a mime in here?"
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Er, uh, Toph?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
The first picture suggests a parody of newsreels from the 1940s, something starting: "Dateline: Cardassia." But the jokes all come from doing that old-tymey newsy voice, so it can't really be replicated in text.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Levar wants to know what's wrong with himself after getting the "I like you, but not in that way" speech for the third time in a week.
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