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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
A caption competition or, if you will, a "CapCom." I gather such things are popular with internet users, so I thought I'd give it a go.



Oh, I was bored. You know what to do. I doubt ASTIFYTAHDT will catch on as a replacement for CapCom though.
 
Posted by Mighty Blogger Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
"Don't look while I'm doing pushups! Look awaaaay! I see you, Captain!"
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
If we're all here, who the fuck's running the station?
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
 
"My god! Our celiling is gone! And who are all those people with lights and cameras pointed at us?" [Big Grin]
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
WOAH!

Warf....like that's GOT to be the biggest Klingon zit anyone's EVER seen.....and lived of course.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
What do you mean this is our final season!?
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
That's right, it's the new poseable DS9 action figures! With bonus Ensign!
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
First one to catch that spider gets a promotion.
 
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
 
Dax: Not again that "the roof's leaking" trick... Odo...
Odo: I'm right behind you, lieutenant.
Eddington: Then it's gotta be...
Sisko: ...another changeling?
O'Brien: You wish. The toilet upstairs is clogged and started dripping. And I gotta fix it...
Bashir: I'd rather quarantine the area immediately.
 
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Dax: Wow, is that indisputable evidence that Eddington works for the Maquis?

Eddington: Not for long it isn't! *ZAP*
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
Hey Brannon, why don't you make yourself useful and go get me a coffee or something...
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Sisko thinks: Good thing this extra is here.
It'd be a shame if any of the regulars had to die."

 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
O'Brien: "Is that Jason? doing PORN?"
 
Posted by FawnDoo (Member # 1421) on :
 
You can have either:

"USS Defiant amateur dramatics society presents: MILES O'BRIEN in "RICHARD III" by William Shakespeare"

or

"Odo took a second in the middle of the emergency to think to himself, "God, Eddington looks sexy.""

Granted neither is actual dialogue, but what springs to mind springs to mind. [Wink]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Before The Powers That Be convinced him to try Worf, Sisko responds to comments that his crew lack the attacking power to take on the Dominion by hiring Peter Crouch.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"Starfleet's plan to strengthen morale and increase productivity by adding a 20th century disco ball to every bridge fails miserably."
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
Unlike the rest of the crew, Odo felt the need to avert his eyes as a fellow Changeling got changed.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
While the crew look on at the unveiling horror, Sisko sneaks a crafty look at O'Briens backside.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by WizArtist II:
O'Brien: "Is that Jason? doing PORN?"

Does that mean the guy on the floor is trying to recreate my position?
...and why's Eddington have that phaser?!?

Mabye my holoimage is pointing something loaded his way?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Nobody knew how to follow Sisko's orders to "stand down".

Simpsons fans will get it
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Having used nearly every other Sci-fi clich�, Berman and Braga's one-time episode of DS9 decided to keep up the trend and wrote "Attack of the 50ft Klingon".
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
"Hey, Why is everyone looking at me like that? Hey you! Put that phaser away, no, you can't have my danish it's the last one! NO! Get off of me! Help!! Danish theives!
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
And then... it finally happened, days after getting the defiant - the crew on a shakedown cruise... and one of those crappy flickering-light aliens that Kirk always seemed to encounter appeared on the Bridge of the defiant - much to everyone's incredulation!
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Then Sisko said "OK everyone - let's play 'Who's line is it anyway'!"
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
I wonder if that is Siddig's standin as the extra on the ground there?

Anyway one more cap:

"After 30 years, Colm ruins Star Trek for everyone by looking directly into the camera and breaking down the "4th wall".
 


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