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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Yes, it's the inevitable return of the Christmas CapCom - or should that be CapComs, since this year there are twelve of them! One each day between now and Crimbo. You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson by now.

Now, yes, Tim, traditionally the Twelve Days of Christmas would start on Christmas Day and go on until January 5th. But who cares about all that True Meaning of Christmas bollocks? These days it's all about buying stuff, right now. Plus, we need a new TV so come Boxing Day I'll be hitting the sales.

And since it's a countdown I'm also reversing the numbers. Hey, I invented the CapCom, I think I'm entitled to a bit of artistic licence.


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. . . Twelve Monkeys singing. . .


 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
BP : "Hey, everybody! I just saw Bruce's wiener! Guess how small it was!"

BW : "Goddammit, Pitt, this is the last time I show up for one of your slumber parties..."
 
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
While critics intially panned the casting of Bruce Willis as Ebenezer Scrooge, they later found his portrayal positively brilliant compared to Brad Pitt's Ghost of Christmas Future.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Pitt: "Guess what fuckers. In 10 years I'll be fucking Angelina Jolie! Fuck yeah bitches!"

Willis: "Great, I knew I shouldn't have told him what would happen in the future. Now he won't shut the hell up. I should have left time travel up to Michael J Fox."
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ensign Pitt: "I found the changeling! Quick, shoot while he's still half-bed!"
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
(I don't have a joke ((yet)), but I think I really like this photograph/still. I don't know. It is the movie in a nutshell.)
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Willis: Dammit, who thought a "Rapping Brad Pitt" alarm clock would be a good Christmas gift?
 
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
 
Willis: "I now know why Anniston's not being a morning person contributed to their breakup."
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
Willis: What do you mean you and Ashton Kutcher played "bookends"?
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
I just wish it was in colour. Anyone got the DVD?
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Um, what happened to the "one CapCom a day" until Christmas?
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Patience = virtue, Veerychops. Last night: 2243 GMT; tonight: 2256 GMT.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
BP: Loser, loser, loser....

BW: One more loser and he loses his life....
 
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
 
For some reason, the operatic version of Twelve Monkeys was not as popular as its producers had expected.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Pitt: "First rule about doing Bruce Willis... there IS no Bruce Willis!"
 


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