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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Of course, the sensible thing would have been to plan all these in advance. Ha!

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. . . Elven Rings a-blinging. . .


 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
"Its about time my Gameboy Micro arrived"
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
"You know, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing!"
 
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
 
"I just can't get over how amazing my hand is!"
Guys in background: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Galadriel : "Wow... Sauron... These are, um... nice. Really."

Sauron : "You really like them? I made them myself. Tee-hee."

Galadriel : "Oh, yeah. Of course. They're... great."

Celeborn : (sotto voce) "When's this dumbass going to learn to just give gift certificates...?"
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
"Hey, this is isn't my magic decoder ring!"
 
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
 
"You guys want me to put this WHERE???" [Eek!]
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
"Hey Sauron! Read between the lines!"
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
"If your hand is bigger than your face..."
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
You see this hand Frodo? This is the hand that will bitch slap your ass unless you stop being a pussy and destroy the damn ring.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Galdriel contemplates the dire consequences of over-masturbation as she witnesses the claw-hand effect take hold of the other two elf lords.
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
The elf lords become enchanted with Jergins aloe vera hand lotion... some more than others.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Oh, wow, those drugs really to make you see two of everything.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ritten:
Oh, wow, those drugs really do make you see two of everything.

Hit the wrong dang icon, then couldn't edit the first one anyway.

Time limits on editting?
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Yeah, you have 15 minutes to edit. Or something like that.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Those aren't very clever captions. You two are fired.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
We would like our severence pay!!!!!!
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
That's Galadriel, Gil-Galad and Cirdan isn't it? Where is his beard!?!
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
It's Crdan, you heartless bastard. Btw this was back in early second age, perhaps he got it during the coming 5000 years. It was probably the Last Alliance that got him transporting and ferrying so much he never had time to touch a razor.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Oh - I wasn't going to put the accent but... I didn't.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
You weren't going to but you didn't? Sounds like mission successful then! Hope you have a good barrister.
 


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