This is topic On the Seventh Day of CapComs, a Vogon Sent to Thee. . . in forum Forum Competitions at Flare Sci-Fi Forums.


To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php/topic/12/479.html

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
I miss Trekpulse. It was nice to be able to find decent screencaps for once.

***

. . . Seven, Dax a-swanning. . .


 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
500 30 year old Trekkie virgins heads exploded when their wildest dream came true.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
In the Mirror Universe, Showtime's Red Shirt Diaries was wildly successful.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Dax thinks the sun shines out of her... oh!

Well Seven thinks she just smokin' hot... oh - right! [Smile]
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Seven: "The Collective used to call this little number the "Unimatrix Boogie". Come on, Dax, just move your hand like this..."

Dax: "Oh I see, like that... wait a second, are you taping this you android slut?! And where the hell is this smoke coming from"

Seven: "Uh, no... that's not a camera, that's my spare nipple implant... And the smoke is coming from you, baby!"
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Android?
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
"Is that your symbiote or are you a transgendered species?"
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
That sounds like a very bad pick up line... something like Quark would say.

At a Sci-Fi photo shoot...

Jeri: "And they want us to pose like this?"

Terry: "It's part of the job... except I do end up going lesbian for a few episodes."

Jeri: "At least you aren't stripped naked or paraded like some object on your show."

Terry: "Only when I'm my lesbian mirror universe self. Just ask Nana."
 
Posted by tricky (Member # 1402) on :
 
Lucas realised that that he was missing a trick here, and that gold bikini was getting a lot smaller in the next special version...
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
In the Mirror Universe, Showtime's Red Shirt Diaries was wildly successful.

Err, win. But that's probably only because I'm old enough to remember Showtime's Red Shoe Diaries (which if I'm remembering correctly, featured one Denise Crosby in one steaming, hot pile of episode with crap jazz soundtrack).
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
And Agent Muldar!!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
MULDAR AND SKULLY AND TEH X-FLIES??!?!?~?!?1
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
quote:
And Agent Muldar!!
special-Agent Muldar, thank you. Although I don't know what's so special about them. I'd like to know what year they moved up from agent to special-agent in public relations, whose memo got that ball rolling. Smug SOBs...
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Because I always wondered about that when the show was on too, those anarchists at the Wikipedia claim:
quote:
The use of the term "Special Agent" for US Federal Law Enforcement Officers, as opposed to a federal police officer, derives from the fact that all such individuals have limited jurisdiction. They may only enforce certain sections of the US Code, or be limited to a certain geographic area, or both. There is no such thing as a "General Agent" that is empowered to enforce all laws, everywhere in the United States.

 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
I'm a Special Agent...of Love.


Awww yeah baby.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
*knows he's going to regret this* Can we. . . see some ID?
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
"Who's dat bad mutherf^&*$r who be shaggin' aw da babes?"

"AB!"

Who's da cool smooth cat postin' the love on Flare?"

"AB!"

"I can dig it baby."
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Can't be shaggin' aw da babes Mister Newly Married.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
"Ab" as in "Abaddon", not "Aban".

Cause, see, Jason is the Special Agent of Love... I'm just.. well... not.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
What happened to days 2 and 1?
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Didn't have time. Maybe I'll do them next Christmas.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
NOOOOOOOOO! Unfinished project, loose ends!! MUST... BE... FINISHED!!!!!

They can be the belated 12 days of CapComs!?!
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Sweet: Aban, you're in charge of P.R. and theme music.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
THERE. ARE. TWELVE. DAYS!
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Decimalisation. The Ten Days of Christmas.

I'm hoping eventualy for a binary Christmas - it's not Christmas, it's not Christmas, it's Christmas, it's not Christmas. Either-or. It's one good way to avoid the month(s!) of nonsense that precede the actual day.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Sort of speaking of which... I CAN NOT believe this but I went to the supermarket on the 3rd of January and I... Saw... EASTER EGGS OUT.

I can't believe this - they have GOT to be joking.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
But the money you spend on them is for Jesus. In memory of all the eggs he laid when he was resurrected. That the Romans crushed. That's why you paint them, see... so they can't be crushed. It's important, so they get an early start.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
I do remember seeing Lindt chocolate bunnies in the supermarket ridiculously soon after Christmas. I can't recall the exact date but I took a picture with the camera on my PDA, I'll see what the timestamp is.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Here in Fort Lauderdale, they had valentrines crap on display the day after Christmas.

...that would be the holiday about the priest the Catholic Church allowed the Roman military to behead as punishment for performing marriages to roman soldiers (thus -unintentionally- increasing the rate of desertion of married soldiers).
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
"Ab" as in "Abaddon", not "Aban".

Cause, see, Jason is the Special Agent of Love... I'm just.. well... not.

Ahhh, okay, I see now.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
6th January, apparently. I thought it was longer ago than that.


 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
"Worship no golden idols before Me..."
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
I had to do something to stifle the rage I felt that the Sony DVD player I'd picked up the week before for �44.99 were now selling at �39.99. Fuckers!
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Here's a funny trick to mess with them. This appears to be taken in some sort of grocery, as I see canned goods. Grab some ground hamburger or some other meat product from the meat counter and slide it under the bottom shelf where noone can see it. Wait three weeks.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Hell, wouldn't have to be three weeks, whenever I've gotten something from the butcher or deli counters in that store (Sainsbury's East Filton, should any of the fuckers in question go a-Googling) I've been ill. Sure, most of the time it's probably been coincidence, Christ knows I came down with every baby bug possible last year, but all the same. But when you have to go to hospital with a forty-degree fever that your wife or baby doesn't catch, after eating something from their deli range, you have to wonder.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
I just meant that after three weeks of sitting under a shelf at room temperature the smell would be pretty funny.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
He used to be such a nice boy.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
Th one on the far rigt of the front row seems to have a beak. Mmmm, mutant chocolate raindeer, anyone?
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Even more alarming, I get one of these every year from my Granny. I'm 35.
 


© 1999-2008 Solareclipse Network.

Powered by UBB.classic™ 6.7.3